Macadamia

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Macadamia

Macadamia

@minty_wind

Drink your tea before it cools. Chug it hot in the morning, afternoon, and night. Such is the Macadamian way.

Katılım Mayıs 2021
112 Takip Edilen27 Takipçiler
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@bilal446_ m*les would never do this for a woman 🧍🏾‍♀️
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Macadamia@minty_wind·
@_Holy_Talisman_ This guy uses LLMs to make his posts, of course it’s going to be incoherent
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@carrotsoncake It’s just the contrast created by the filter, if you pause on the parts where it shows her face, she looks fine
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@rati0logist I’m okay with a yuri daughter but I’d kill the yaoi daughter myself
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@nixmao That’s unfair. That’s so fucking unfair.
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sissy sub richard nixon@nixmao·
the tapas restaurant was giving out a rose to each couple but offered us (lesbians) both a rose, which begs the question - if straight couples get one rose (for one woman) and lesbians get two roses (for two women), how many roses does a gay male couple get?
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✦✦✦ 𝙿𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 ✦✦✦
🚨 Best Jews: 🇵🇸 1. Jesus Christ ————— 100% 🇺🇸 2. Albert Einstein ———— 98% 🇩🇪 3. Karl Marx —————— 96% 🇷🇺 4. Vladimir Lenin ———— 94% 🇲🇽 5. Claudia Sheinbaum —— 92% 🇵🇱 6. Rosa Luxemburg ——— 91% 🇺🇸 7. The Rosebergs ————— 89% 🇨🇳 8. Israel Epstein ————— 87% 🇻🇪 9. Nicolas Maduro ——— 84% 🇺🇦 10. Leon Trotsky ———— 83%
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Macadamia@minty_wind·
@muttmoding Interesting of you to call my dress up darling weird pervert slop when you’re polygamous and into pet play
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Fwooshy! 🐌@Fwooshyfucknit·
@NotThatJesus says based in Portugal but wouldnt be surprised if they were actually Indian
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May Greenfield@Smiley_Gate·
@May1936_ Protip, never confess. Go on dates with people and see if they want to continue.
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@dumbassmat I get it, because air fryers use extra virgin olive oil.
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mat 𓆟@dumbassmat·
mom: are u virgin me: yes, why u ask? the air fryer in the kitchen:
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@neo_jery The Burmese accent sounds similar to the Indian accent
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@yanny I read your name as laurel
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yanny@yanny·
strong start to the year keep grinding my friends the results will show themselves eventually if not tomorrow
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Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
This is me as a liberal in 2020. This is me as a conservative in 2026. What do you notice?
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Mark Dahler@MarkDahler·
@captive_dreamer The goals are exactly the same. Destabilization of western culture and values. Also that Moroccan is way too dark. Probably just a first generation Nigerian who claims to be Amazigh because he’s got a Moroccan passport.
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captive dreamer@captive_dreamer·
Isn't it funny how these old soviet propaganda posters have the same concern with "diversity" that we see in western media today?
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GrindCulture 💰
GrindCulture 💰@GrindCulture_·
The fact that they actually got married 😭
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