Matt McLellan

@Times_CS where are the puzzles today?!

My all-time favorite Venn diagram 😆

@Hilton is your app down yet again?

@MartinSLewis anyone else having problems reaching better.co.uk?

@betterdotuk I am really, really angry with you. You’ve taken forever to sort out my mortgage - I am being chased by the vendors. I have resent the same information several times. You don’t return my emails or my calls. I am escalating to the @financialombuds

@HashtagKermit Professor Green is an English rap artist and song writer

#onlyconnect wasn't your example given in the sequences round question about inserting colours of the rainbow incorrect? You had Professor [Green] Fingers, but I think it should have been *Reverend* [Green] Fingers (Professor would've been Plum).

@MartinSLewis @bbc5live Yeah, lived in Shanghai for 7 years and Paris for 3 years. Also spent some time in Kuala Lumpur. I loved it - but it makes you also appreciate how wonderful the UK is too

TELL US: Have u ever lived abroad? How did u find standard & quality of living compared to UK. Is grass greener elsewhere, or did going elsewhere make u realise Britain really is Great? Pls reply & producers'll pick some for tmrws @bbc5live 1pm & my pod. Do like ur faves too.

@MercedesUKTeam when are you going to sort out Mercedes Me app? I haven’t been able to connect unless on WiFi for months and months Get it sorted. Embarrassing.

@AndyCSP So sorry to hear that. I enjoyed his brilliant performances many times at the comedy store. Sending you and your family all my thoughts

Hi this is Grace, Andy’s daughter, I’m very sorry to let you all know that dad passed away unexpectedly last night. He had so many friends and such a great life. Raise a glass for him. G x

@MercedesUKTeam hi - my MercedesMe app won’t connect to my car unless I am on WiFi. It’s been like that for ages. Any updates?

@vsangar @bill_mcconkey 🎵 🎸 nobody tells me what to do… no, not me! 🎹 🎵

@bill_mcconkey The Orange Organics! Loved Pugwall. I still remember the lyrics and melody to "There's no reason why" 😂 Does anyone remember another CH4 Aussie show called Betty's Bunch??

Today's Blast from the Past: Who remembers Pugwall? Australia's greatest export since: Neighbours, InXs, Crowded House, Dane Edna, Crocodile Dundee, Round the Twist, Mad Max..

@vsangar @stevemhawesome @bill_mcconkey @Channel4 🎵 We’re the kids from Betty’s bunch, living in a house together, oh yeah 🎶

@stevemhawesome @bill_mcconkey "Betty loves the bunch and bunch loves Betty" 😂🎶 I remember there was a guy who was after his "lolly" (i.e. stash of cash). I watched every episode except the last one which @Channel4 aired at a strange time. 30 years on, I still don't know how it finished! 🤷🏽‍♂️

@mrmarkdolan it’s so disappointing what happened to you. I remember when you made interesting and amusing programmes. Now you’re this odd, humourless mouthpiece for insane right-wing thinking. What happened, bud? It’s such a waste

@welcomebreak @GRIDSERVE_HQ , btw - your sites are generally poorly maintained so this is not unexpected given your brand

@mjm50 Sincere apologies, his issue became prevalent when Gridserve Electric Highway installed new charging points at this site. We are in continuous communication with the Office for Zero Emission Vehicles regarding this, as we need their support to rectify this issue. Peter.

@welcomebreak guys, get your bloody chargers at Leicester Forest East northbound sorted out. Not providing them is dereliction of your duty.

@welcomebreak But you’re a service station: your raisin d’etre is to help motorists get from a-b. How can you not have a power supply good enough for this? Clearly you made a bad partner choice with @GRIDSERVE_HQ . You haven’t had it sorted for weeks. Would you accept no petrol? I doubt it!

@bones_giles @WILTY_TV @BBCOne “I remember the feeling”

@WILTY_TV @BBCOne It's the most wonderful time of the year....

Just when David thought it was safe to go back in the studio. This Friday, 9pm, @BBCOne. Brand new stories, brand new Bob.

@wayne_field @DaveGorman Trust you’ve solved it, @wayne_field !

@DaveGorman @mjm50 the first clue!

I set today’s Telegraph Toughie #crossword/toughie-crossword/toughie-crossword-25085" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">telegraph.co.uk/puzzles/puzzle… Sample clues: To some extent Asda is leading supermarket sector (5) Regularly using train set - fine but not King’s Cross (7) Ski yoghurt with the lid broken - missing half your sweet (7,7) No spoilers, ta!

Since @asda launched kids meals for £1 in 2022, they have served over 1.4 million meals, with the demand trebling over the school holiday period, serving on average 60,000 meals a week during peak times. This Easter they are adding a piece of fruit to the meal.

Forget about Band Aid. This is the greatest charity supergroup ever. Roger Moore, Huey Lewis, George from Seinfeld, Ricki Lake, Bergerac, Paul McKenna, Norm from Cheers, Glenn Close and Rene from Allo Allo.