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Jack Dorsey on how every company can now be a mini-AGI:

This is it. Everything learned spending millions on longevity. From: Your Immortal Unc and Auntie. To: Our Immortal nieces and nephews. 0. Sleep is the world's most powerful drug. 1. Be in your bed for 8 hours 2. Same bedtime every night, any time before midnight 3. Don’t eat right before bed 4. Calm foods for dinner 5. No screens 1 hour before bed 6. Avoid added sugar (be aware it’s in everything) 7. Avoid all things in an American convenience store 8. Avoid fried foods 9. Shoes off at the door 10. Eat whole foods, particularly veggies fruits nuts legumes berries 11. Walk a little after meals or air squats 12. Get your heart rate high routinely 13. Lift heavy things 14. Stretch daily 15. Water pik, floss, brush, tongue scrape, morning and night 16. Make an effort to drink water 17. Get sunlight when you wake up (UV is low) 18. Protect skin in midday sun 19. Stand up straight 20. See at least one friend once a week 21. Avoid plastic where you can (in all things) 22. Circulate air in rooms 23. When stressed, breathe, learn to calm your body 24. Go to the dentist 25. Avoid sitting for long times 26. Protect your hearing, the world is too loud 27. Alcohol is bad for you 28. Finish coffee before noon 29. Avoid bright lights after sunset 30. If obese, look into a GLP 31. Sleep in a cold room 32. Texting while driving is dangerous 33. Turn off all notifications 34. Limit social media use 35. Don’t smoke anything 36. If you struggle to sleep, read a physical book before bed 37. 1 hour before bed have a calm wind down routine: bath, read, light walk, listen to music 38. The body is a clock and loves routine. Have a daily morning and evening schedule. 39. Avoid long distance travel where you can 40. Baby steps first: incorporate new things slowly 41. Do less… most things don’t work. Bonus points if you get your blood checked. Start here, it will change your life.

@zachxbt diddy gonna have fun with him

1/ Meet Dritan Kapllani Jr, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Dritan flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, & clubs all over social media. Recently he was recorded on a call showing off a wallet with stolen funds.

@BullTheoryio @grok which crypto benefits the most from this version of clarity bill

BREAKING : Clarity Act draft bill unveiled by U.S. Senate Banking Committee before hearing. The newly released 309 page stablecoin bill text bans issuers from paying interest or yield simply for holding stablecoins. The bill prohibits any returns that are “economically equivalent” to interest bearing bank deposits, marking a major win for traditional banks after months of lobbying battles.

first signs of ubi from ai

Korea has overtaken Canada by market capitalization, becoming the world’s seventh-largest stock market. 🇰🇷

The final rewards text in the CLARITY Act is now public. We’ve been clear throughout this process: much of this debate was based on imagined risks, not real evidence, nor was it based on a real understanding of how crypto actually works. Nevertheless, the crypto industry showed up to engage. Through months of meetings, the @WhiteHouse, @USTreasury, @BankingGOP, @SenThomTillis and @Sen_Alsobrooks finally arrived at a compromise. In the end, the banks were able to get more restrictions on rewards, but we protected what matters – the ability for Americans to earn rewards, based on real usage of crypto platforms and networks. We also ensured the US can be at the forefront of the financial system – which in this competitive geopolitical era is paramount. That’s important for innovation, consumers and America's national security. Now that this issue is behind us, it’s time to focus on the broader bill. While this debate has been underway, lots of progress has been made on other areas like token classification, defi, and tokenization. We’re excited to review the full, final text, and for the bill to move forward. It’s time to get CLARITY done.

“My advantage is not IQ. It’s trigger pulling.” — Stanley Druckenmiller

Jack Dorsey, co-founder of Twitter (now X) and Block, on why treating AI as a "copilot" is a losing strategy: @jack argues that most companies are approaching AI in a way that will make it nearly impossible for them to survive. "I think most of the industry is thinking about AI as like a co-pilot, as something that is augmented onto, rather than like how do you just rebuild our whole company with this as the core." His concern is that bolting AI onto existing structures produces companies that look indistinguishable from each other, and from the AI labs themselves. "If it doesn't make sense for your business to do that and you end up being or looking very similar or rhyming too closely with the frontier labs, then I think it's going to be very, very challenging to differentiate and survive." This thinking has been driving his decisions since early 2024, when these tools "really came to bear." That's when his team began building Goose, an agent coding harness, as part of a broader effort to rebuild around AI rather than layer it on top. The core insight? Speeding up old workflows with AI is a short-term gain every competitor will match. Real differentiation comes from rebuilding the company itself around intelligence.

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Time based capitulation is a …

@SilvXBT im even more convinced now that cz boomed silv and this is a fake hired to fud hype

I have it on good authority that Hyperliquid is a DPRK long term psyop designed to build trust before rugging the entire industry. I would be very concerned if I had any funds on there or held their disgusting coin.

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TAO will be in the top 10 of all crypto assets by 2028

@ASvanevik careful bro cz gonna boom you

CEXs are the most ironic technology ever. 1/ Blockchains are invented 2/ They're so slow and hard to use that old school databases (read: CEXs) are better Today blockchains are fast and rapidly becoming easy to use (via agents). CEXs will no longer exist in 2030.

spoke to an african today whose entire networth was in a tronlink wallet it was less than the gas fees i left in some of my unused wallets he also seemed happier and more optimistic than me probably because he can still afford 3 girlfriends and 2 wives

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@SilvXBT rip silv you were a funny guy

4 chinese guys just followed me into this hotel if I don't tweet tomorrow cz boomed me✌️