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@c137tparker @SlumRNA_Dog Never heard of this! Come on.....

@SlumRNA_Dog Many people keep large credits on their utility bills, so that they don't need to write a check each month. Someone could log in, close the account, and cash out the credit. Either steal your mail for the check or change the forwarding address on the account before closing it.

I really don’t get the point of two factor authentication on my utility bill website like what the fuck are they gonna do? Hack in and pay my bill for me?

@tdterrilldee @Mr_Husky1 my car trunk won't close if there keys are in it!

@Mr_Husky1 Did you put something in your trunk first or get something out of the trunk? Sometimes you’ve got your keys in your hand and you put some blankets in the trunk and you let go of the blankets AND the keys and you shut the trunk lid! Pop your trunk and check for your key in there.

I have lost my keys inside my car. Not locked, LOST. To clarify: My car turned on. My car will only turn on if the keys are inside of it. So they must be in the car. Yet I cannot find my keys. My car is not messy. There is very little in it. I’ve looked everywhere. And yet, the keys are nowhere to be found. But they have to be here. Hence, I have lost my keys in my car. What … and I cannot stress this enough … the f*ck?

@AlBuffalo2nite No, because I block anyone not on my contact list....

Am I the only one who’s getting phone calls about an underwriting a loan that I never applied for?

@Lawso71392 @ShimBo84 Her name is Emily

@ShimBo84 I'm ready for him and Emmy to both go. Emmy can't stop flapping her gums

I know people love Christian Hubicki, but I think he hams it up for the cameras, and for that, I am starting to dislike him. He’s annoying and egotistical. Am I in the minority? He’s basically #Survivor50 at this point. #Survivor

@grifkah45 @ShimBo84 Exactly!

@ShimBo84 COMPLETELY agree. Gen asked to play with her Aubrey told her she was scary and dangerous, but is mad at Gen for not trusting her. The delusion.

Honest Q: am I the only one who finds Aubry extremely self righteous, condescending & irritating. She annoys me & thinks she deserved the Koah Rong win. She truly seems miserable. Just me? I feel like I’m in the minority cause I know people stan her. #Survivor #Survivor50

@ronsterd89 Not one answer about your sheets being too tight and keeping your feet in extensions

I woke up to leg cramps in both legs I drink 2 liters of water a day. What can I add more of so no cramps?

@PuffGod__ @vintage831 @micheal_ws18 I've NEVER seen someone set a timer! Good on you! They just start scrolling and get upset when asked if they are finished

@vintage831 @micheal_ws18 Is it not fine to get rest in between sets? I set a timer for 3 minutes in between sets and just chill on my phone for exactly that and do my set. Nothing wrong with that

Launching a gym etiquette thread because some people clearly missed the memo on how to act. Let’s go…

@El_Bee4 @_FromTheIsland Agreed.... It makes me disappointed

@_FromTheIsland I say this with respect cuz I enjoy Mike on the show, but this is some VIP treatment bullshit

Mike White says he lost 15 pounds during Survivor 50 and that he didn't stay at Ponderosa after being voted out "I didn't stay in Ponderosa and I didn't come back. I'm vegan. I lost 15 pounds in nine days. So by the end, I was starving, and then we got to Ponderosa and there really… I mean, again, I sound bougie, but I can't eat this. I need food that I can actually eat. So I was like, "I don't wanna mess up your game and I don't wanna come home early.  I wanna be respectful to the thing, but, like, can I just pay for myself to go somewhere where I can eat the food I can eat and, like, not starve?" (Via: EW/Dalton Ross)

@StrosBro @bowtiedmeathead How about the fact that there are plenty of women in the PD and FD!

@bowtiedmeathead Keep telling her she can't do something because she's a girl and you're failing her as a parent.

My wife and I were talking the other day about potential career options for my 15 yrs old daughter who really struggles in school and is likely not college bound/material. For guys it’s easy… Don’t want to go to college, pick a trade or figure something else out such as a police officer, firefighter etc. It’s not as easy for girls. I think she would do well in sales since she is attractive, has the personality and is extremely social (spends hours everyday talking on the phone to all her friends). For parents with daughters who aren’t on the college path…what are some real, high-income career options you’ve seen work?

@OriginalRoddick Yes!!

Look, I'm as against federal overreach as much as anyone, but would be okay if they mandated this.

@bushontheradio It's called beeturia

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

@svershbow After thinking I was allergic to lots of things, it turns out to only be horses and penicillin!

It's... a chemical that's in everything!

@tomcolicchio I have to admit I like seeing you responses to these weird surveys etc because they are the same answers as me!

10c

@MarkSoCal68 @bozmag @itsqail I always knew it's going to be a Prius!!

@bozmag @itsqail The Ones constantly blocking traffic in the left passing lane on the freeway

Worst drivers u can encounter on the road: 1. Teslas (all clueless) 2. Beat up Honda Civic/accord (suicidal drivers) 3. Any BMW (a different kind of douchebag/entitled) 4. Angry F-150 guys (no explanation necessary/they need therapy)

@Loubell888 @EastTNMama Omg don't get me started on this absurd way of speaking!!!! I actually heard a live newscaster say Pu(t)in the other day!!!!

@EastTNMama How about "Impor(d)ant"?

I just want people who are smart to stop saying “my wife and I” or “my husband and I” when it’s supposed to be me. This one is so very easy to fix. If you would say me you say my wife and me. —She and I went to work. He told my wife and me. I went to work. He told me. Let me help

@lingyun928 @bluewmist Exactly! I'm too competitive with myself so if I'm feeling bad, I just say I'll do some cardio....then when I'm there, I just do my whole workout anyway.

@bluewmist The real trick is lowering expectations. Don’t aim for an hour—commit to just 5 minutes. Most of the time, once you start, you won’t stop easily.

People who exercise even when they don't feel like it, what's your trick?

@tacojones @BrentAWilliams2 Every meal has tortillas and rice

@BrentAWilliams2 Mexico is filled with diabetes. Why is that?

If carbs “caused diabetes” then Italy and Japan would be filled with diabetes.

@OxCinco @OrevaZSN Guess they never blows their nose??

@OrevaZSN Tooth picks? Floss? Paper towels? Tissue you don’t wipe with? Q-Tips? What are you talking about lmao

Toilet paper goes in the toilet, and I’m not going to argue about it with anyone. Having a trash can in the bathroom is unhygienic.

@_SevenPound @branmattic my PCP always checks my ears, eyes and throat each visit

@branmattic They only use them on kids. Doctors won’t use one on adults unless you tell the doctor your experiencing ear pain

The doctors aren’t checking ears with the otoscope anymore and that’s the problem!

@Warthogbill7528 @WallStreetApes I've been treated at a facility in CA that has free parking so it's not that!

@WallStreetApes I live in Las Vegas. My wife goes to the hospital monthly. Parking is free. California is the problem.

This American has cancer and has to get regular blood transfusions at University of California Los Angeles Every time she goes she must pay $18 for parking. Like most medical facilities in America, they don’t validate This adds up quickly “Here I am once again paying $18. $18 to park at a chemotherapy infusion, which should be, in my opinion, illegal and is a crime — What the f*ck UCLA — You should give us parking. Aren't we going through enough pain as it is?” Paying to park at medical appointments is a total scam and should be illegal