Herbert Eloysius Leviticus Larbanchen

@RossKneeDeep Florida

Just for fun. What state are you suffering this Trump Trauma? (Michigan)

@SSB_Rick A crutch is a crutch.

I’ve watched alcohol destroy way more lives than weed ever did. Alcohol made me lie, isolate, black out, hurt people I loved, and wake up filled with shame. Most people smoking a joint are eating snacks, laughing at dumb videos, and falling asleep on the couch. Yet alcohol is the one society celebrates at every event. Not saying weed is harmless for everyone. Addiction is addiction. But it’s wild how normalized alcohol is when it ruins so many families every single day. Anyone else feel like alcohol causes way more damage than people want to admit?

@priest_099 Rick Moranis

Gun to your head name a Canadian

@0hour1 If Chauvin hadn’t abdicated his duty as a public servant and listened to the person in his charge instead of mugging for the camera he wouldn’t be where he is. He failed at his job and someone died because of his failure.

George Floyd had enough Fentanyl in his system to put down an elephant. He was a drug dealer and avid user. If the jury had heard that part, Derek Chauvin would be free with a pension today.

Imma need to see: Jean Claude Van Damborghini Tesla Gabbard Ferrari Fawcett Bronson Peugeot Eriq LaSalle Saleen Dion Hannibal Specter #smokefleet

@FunMovieTVFan iwrestledabearonce

Post a band with an animal in the name...

@epaleezeldin @Higgy_59 But hey, the economic pain of unnecessary wars is fuckin’ awesome amirite.

Just because AOC, Kerry, or Gore absurdly predict the end of the world is near or some other bonkers climate claim of the day, doesn’t mean the rest of us must play along, or that extreme economic pain should be forced upon Americans who can least afford it. Discussed this and more tonight with @DonaldJTrumpJr on his podcast, Triggered.

@MichelleMaxwell You’re taking the piss, right?? Like, you understand that we can all see what’s out there and that most of us live in reality, right??

I think Glenn Reib did a great job summarizing Trump’s visit to China 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Dear America, Oh, how the tables have turned, you magnificent, red-hatted, eagle-embracing republic. While the coastal elites were busy clutching their pearls and doom-scrolling about “fascism,” our President Trump touched down in China like a boss and the CCP didn’t just roll out the red carpet. They embroidered it with his name in gold thread, had schoolchildren rehearsing cheers for weeks, and basically prostrated themselves so hard they needed a chiropractor afterward. Air Force One lands. Trump struts off the front like the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. Massive honor guard. Flowing banners. Enough pomp and circumstance to make an emperor blush. Xi and company bent over backwards so aggressively they practically invented a new yoga pose: “Downward-Facing Tariff Dodger.” They treated him with the kind of respect reserved for someone who can actually make them blink first. Now let’s contrast that with the last time a certain Nobel Peace Prize–winning, hope-and-change lightweight showed up. Remember Big-Eared Obama rolling into Hangzhou like he owned the place? China took one look at his teleprompter-toting entourage and said, “Nah.” No front stairs, for you. No red carpet. No respect. They made the President of the United States slink out the back of Air Force One like a guilty intern trying to avoid the press. The leader of the free world, exiting via the service door like he’d been downgraded to Spirit Airlines. That’s right...Obama got the diplomatic equivalent of “use the rear cargo ramp, peasant.” His people had to beg for basic courtesies and still got treated like an inconvenience. Weakness recognized weakness. The Chinese sized him up, saw the perpetual apology tour, the red lines that vanished, and the general aura of “please like me,” and decided he rated the ass-end of the plane. Trump gets the full imperial red-carpet treatment with all the bells, whistles, and panda dancers. Obama got the “exit through the gift shop…actually, the loading dock” special. One man commands respect. The other got reminded exactly where he ranked on the global pecking order. That’s what real leverage looks like, folks. Strength gets the front door. Dithering gets the butt hatch. Keep winning, America. The world respects winners, especially when they stop pretending weakness is wisdom.

@JoshuaLisec I’m not surprised you dorks are trying to over simplify this.

Wait—black people have legal protection to commit intentional homicide if they hear a non-black person use a racial slur? That can’t be true.

@iamjondraper Yeah, that shit hit hard.

How the fuck has no one mentioned the Hatebreed song in this punisher special?

@FunMovieTVFan The incomparable Ms Hepburn

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter H? (First or Last)

@Littoria14 Years into this current environment and you morons still don’t know how 1a works. I’m begging you to read a fucking book.

This guy streams himself saying the n word. Whatever you think of that, it's first amendment protected activity. In spite of that the FBI abducted him, interrogated him, then took all his electronics. In the city of Memphis, the same state chudthebuilder lives in, less than 25% of all homicides are ever solved. The FBI isn't interested in that. Only in surveilling and browbeating individual white men and making sure white people never politically organize. Trump and Patel haven't changed that.

@unirespecter Oh, do fuck off. You have the right to say whatever you want, and other people do have the right to respond however they’d like. You want someone like Pud running around saying the words you’re too much of a pussy to say publicly, then you have to accept there are consequences.

Chud’s case asks the exact same question as the Zimmerman case: do black people have the right to assault people without consequence? If a black person impulsively assaults us because they’re angry, are we supposed to just accept it and take it?

@jeremykauffman Acuntsayswut

We will never have a decent society if there is a magic word that allows one group of people to commit violence.

@Suzierizzo1 @MalcolmNance Well, he can just get fucked amirite.

Chip Roy introduced a bill called the “Mamdani Act” with the goal to denaturalize and deport citizens that are socialists or Muslim.

@JonnyRoot_ All of the metaphors, descriptive phrases at your disposal and you dorks keeping saying “shoved down our throats”. Perhaps some self examination is in order.

“We live in a homophobic society” - Charles Barkley on the passing of Jason Collins America is not “afraid of homosexuals.” We’re just sick & tired of having LGBTQ Pride shoved down our throats in sports, our jobs, tv/movies, & education.

@aj_inapi I love that every single time he goes out into the world to embarrass us, you dorks blanket this hellscape with the weirdest levels of cope for days.

One thing President Trump understood before most politicians: America cannot remain a superpower if its own younger generation loses belief in: ~ the country, ~ its history, ~ its borders, ~ its culture, ~ and its economic future. That’s why the battle today is bigger than elections. It’s about whether the next generation grows up seeing America as: ~ something worth protecting, or ~ something they were taught to resent. A nation that loses its identity eventually loses its direction.

@ImtiazMadmood You dorks are weird.

EPIC MODE ACTIVATED President Trump stared down Xi Jinping and delivered a masterstroke that left the room in silence: “I brought the 30 most powerful business leaders on the planet to these talks… and they all said yes. I didn’t send the second-in-command or the vice president. I wanted the number one from each empire! Jensen Huang, Tim Cook, Elon Musk, and the other titans… the best in the world are here, right in front of you.” Then, with his winner’s smile, he sealed the deal: “They’re here today to pay respect to you and to China. They come hungry to do business, invest, and create. From our side, it’ll be 100% reciprocal.” The message is clear: America isn’t coming to beg. It’s coming with the supreme bosses of global innovation to lay all the cards on the table. This isn’t normal diplomacy… this is high-voltage diplomacy! - @Jhonffonseca

@serdalgursoy298 @cornd0w0g @radeleince The pedal lowers the clamp, but doesn’t allow for full pressure until the two switches are engaged. Even at reduced pressure, it still comes down at hundreds of lbs of psi, which more than enough to pull the meat off a digit that gets stuck under it.

You can win 1000 times but the machine only needs to win 1 times 💀

@joekent16jan19 The amount of cope y’all are simmering in is amazing.

Prior to letting the Israelis lead us into this war, President Trump was actually poised to cut a better deal than the JCPOA (aka the Obama Iran deal). The Iranians feared and respected Trump in a way they never respected Obama—he took out the terror mastermind Qasem Soleimani, yet was prudent enough not to get sucked into the quicksand of another Middle Eastern quagmire that would only favor Iran and strengthen its hardliners. That’s why, as soon as he returned to office in January 2025, the Iranians stopped their proxies from attacking us and were immediately open to negotiations. President Trump can still correct course, but he has to break the current stalemate cycle we are in: Get us out of the military standoff. Restrain the Israelis. Leverage the potential of sanctions relief to open the Strait of Hormuz and secure a new deal on the nuclear issue.