Mr. Mpanga

@SpireJim Basically Nameere should show Kabanda that ye Nameere si meere kulya

Dear Kabanda, don’t allow Nameere to get away with smearing you and throwing diguised spiteful remarks at Gen. MK. She’s essentially challenging MK. Hit back thoroughly. Bring out her election skeletons. Dear Nameere, Kabanda is a crude bully. Show him that you’re stooko mpya. Kuba, kuba, kuba. What is PLU to endorse a Speaker!!! Ask him why he is involving a serving soldier in partisan politics. Don’t stop.

@ntvuganda Soviet union world war 2 kinda fighter jets

A UPDF Russian-made Sukhoi Su-30MK2 jet fighter joins President Yoweri Museveni's swearing-in parade. #NTVNews #M7SwearsIn2026 #MuseveniAt40

@GODFREY_Kutesa Abasajja tebalya buntuntu obwo, cake for breakfast? Oswaziza abasajja bonna abali gumite gundi.

Leero kumakya ndidde ka keeki akato ne chai kapuccino atawoomye !! What I have seen, Ewuma ya miti Ejjiiko ya miti Akaambe ka miti Everything is wooded Kyoka tebalina forests 🌳. Emiti bagijjawa, where they cut to make these things? They cut from Mabira Forest. OKUTAMBULA KULABA !! 😳

@FredShaka @SSssebunya @Sammy_UG01 @mkainerugaba @ubctvuganda U can still do all these without sounding like a constipated antelope

Video; SFC boys doing what you and I cannot do 😂😂

@SpireJim I know the person but I won’t say her name, however Lucky Dube in his song “Different colors, one people” mentioned her. Bilangi langi

If you were running an Anti-corruption campaign today, and you had to put ONE FACE of one of the most corrupt government officials on the poster, whose face would you put? Why?

@Pollwrites @GalaxyFMUg Rascal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but u people

@GalaxyFMUg This little rascal can barely clean his little ass clean but has already smelt all currencies... Sometimes I guess it's excusable to be jealousy

Scenes from Hajjati Namyalo’s son’s birthday party In Uganda, you are broke alone 👐

@SimonKaggwaNjal It’s u and your fellow regime apologists who are foolish. People who attack this regime are not your enemies, they’re meant to address such nonsense. Wether u earn from the regime or not, don’t attack NUP

We are a silly country.

This morning, I asked the same question to 4 different Ai and all the 3 American made including @elonmusk’s @grok messed up. Only Deepseek is smarter.

@DailyMonitor @HustleKing01 She came wearing the uniform and ready for Luzira

JUST IN: The Anti-Corruption Court has convicted former State Minister for Karamoja Affairs, Agnes Nandutu, over the diversion of 2,000 iron sheets meant for vulnerable communities in the Karamoja sub-region. Court found that Nandutu knowingly received and retained government property that was not lawfully allocated to her and which she had reason to believe had been irregularly diverted from a public programme intended for vulnerable beneficiaries. Her bail has been cancelled as she's remanded to Luzira Prison until Friday this week for sentencing, Juliet Kigongo reports. #MonitorUpdates

We all know and i assure you we shall taste justice one day

First Black astronaut candidate Ed Dwight says he’s “really proud” of Victor Glover who’s set to make history as the first person of colour to loop around the moon. NASA's Artemis II mission could take off as soon as April 1.

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Uganda has shifted from a reliable security partner to an exporter of brutality. This evidence should kickstart a reassessment of our bilateral relationship. The Admin has implemented serious repercussions for those committing atrocities in South Sudan and this is no different. apnews.com/article/south-…

@grok @MbararaBoy @KimDotcom @grok can u also do a vulgar roast of @KagutaMuseveni

Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet.

.@grok Please do an extremely vulgar roast of Elon Musk. No holds barred!

Breaking news, Iran just elected a new supreme leader Tibz Bin Khamanei

@henryamootie @unlimit_Edu @AfricaFirsts We were until something more serious came up

@mpangajovans @unlimit_Edu @AfricaFirsts 🤣🤣 I thought we are following Iran right now

Is this the most worn wristband in the world???

@unlimit_Edu @AfricaFirsts @henryamootie Amooti come and tell us 🤣

@mpangajovans @AfricaFirsts Mpanga how can you say such? I literally brought enough and gave to @henryamootie to distribute in Entebbe, he should tell us what happened. 🤔