Jess Mullen-Carey

@DMAC_LA AJ=legend. Gurriel= racist fraud

AJ Pollock after catching a Yuli Gurriel flyout: "F*** you B****H" Once a Dodger...

@dorianlauren @choirhotelgirl @MarinaDiamandis She’s released 2 albums since Froot!

@choirhotelgirl @MarinaDiamandis yesss it’s been 7 years since froot

This sound… still gives me high anxiety/ mad dopamine rush

@duranduran @gregolear Great read!

HQ be blown away! @gregolear

remember during Benghazi when Hillary was called to testify and she melted straight the fuck down and refused to cooperate? of course you don't. she calmly answered questions for 11 hours, because she's not a shouty half-dressed degenerate performative-nonsense wrestling coach

@mlbshitpostbot Nah

Trade proposal: Kenley Jansen for Yasmani Grandal. What do we think?

holy fucking shit, protesting hundreds of years of systemic racism is not "just as bad" as going apeshit at the Capitol because your guy got fucking crushed in a landslide and you're a big fucking crybaby sore loser. why the fuck are we even having this conversation

Just when you think this thing can't get any funnier, it tops itself. Wait for it.

I believe the traditional gift for the 1st anniversary of a coup attempt is subpoenas.

On the one year anniversary of #January6th, I am still allowing myself to feel shocked at how cowardly Republicans turned out to be, and how easily they heeled to a reality TV personality/failed businessman. No love of democracy. No patriotism. All self interest. All weak.

BIG: The Jan. 6 committee is considering rare PRIME-TIME hearings to help build a maximum TV audience for testimony about what happened during the Capitol insurrection. Who else thinks that’s a GREAT idea? ✋

The MAGAs are revolting! Video: Former Arizona Republican US Senate candidate challenges Trump to a $1M debate, calls Trump “a little bitch,” and then uses a flamethrower to torch his own MAGA hat.

Do you know what real “billionaires” don’t do? Auction their hats and pictures of themselves for profit.

In 2020, for the 1st time in our history, an American President lost an election and refused to concede, refused to cede power, & actively tried to overthrow the election. Fuck off to anyone who tries to compare what Trump did to any other candidate ever. There is no comparison.

Denise McNair, who was killed at age eleven in 1963 Birmingham church bombing, and her Mother, Maxine, a schoolteacher, who died today, the final survivor of the parents of the four Black girls who were murdered:

The Republican Party has to make a choice. We can either be loyal to our Constitution or loyal to Donald Trump, but we cannot be both.

BREAKING: Twitter has suspended Marjorie Taylor Greene's Twitter account — again! Who else thinks she should be banned PERMANENTLY? ✋

As a friend just reminded me, one very good thing happened in 2021: Reasonable, thinking Americans could finally sleep at night thanks to a working, sane president being in the White House. Cheers.

@mtgreenee You want a divorce? Let's see how well Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas do when they no longer have tax money from New York and California.

@CREWcrew @TheDemCoalition They’ll change their mind when they realize they will no longer have access to the donor states tax revenue!

When Marjorie Taylor Greene talks about a National Divorce, what she means is the South seceding from the Union. Again. Because the Civil War worked out so well for the Confederates last time.

Need I say more! I predict early 2022 is going to be a very good year for America and a very bad one for #Trump and his sycophantic supporters.