Jon Mullingtons

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

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hate seeing astronauts having fun up there. floating around tickling each other with a feather. you should be finding a goo that kills all of us

Some inspiration for @MrBButterfield

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

@Ralphwjbrown Were you at the Amex?

Ref blows for half time after 4 added minutes of the 5 which were announced. Disgraceful. #bhafc

Deeply fascinated by this distinctively British genre of photography

Buying this and turning it into a mixed use student accommodation development with a Tesco express

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

imagine the kind of cool stuff theyd build in dubai if it wasnt run by people with the aesthetic sensibilities of a vape shop owner

"Password must contain at least one special character" all characters are special. Language is a beautiful miracle

@80s_Kidz Krakatoa

Whats the first game that comes to mind seeing this?

extremely sus of any man in their mid 20s to mid 30s who doesn't play a map-based strategy game. Like how the fuck do you get through life without occasionally taking the edge off by moving soldiers around on a map

been 10 years since this legendary tweet

The 5 elements if I was Captain Planet:

The person who named the fireplace was just fucken sick of naming things

The UK is so far from being able to embrace the French tabac bar: a room half newsagent half bar. Can you imagine necking a Madri down the Nisa Local

too many generic kid names like "chris" and "jake" out there. if i had a son i'd name him something bad ass. like "the shovel"

@robj3d3 Also their police patrol the public transport stations, which is great

Singapore public transport is insanely efficient I’m surprised we don’t have this in London: - tap card when you get on - tap card when you get off - no physical tickets - buses/trains actually on time - very clean - everyone is respectful and quiet Seriously why can we not manage this in Europe???