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@JonathanPieNews “Seized power?” Ah, democratically elected. Oh, the poor Tories getting phrases mixed up. Not a fan of Khan, but his hands have been tied somewhat. The country is being run by a shambolic cesspool of corrupt* narcissists; the buck stops with them. (* in my opinion)

This is Alex Jones level buffoonery. Did nobody involved in the making of it watch the finished version and say: “Don’t put this out, it’s fucking demented”?

@SkyNews The answer is simple: whenever she’s ready to. Now the media must stop any more unfounded gossip, any more intrusion and leave her to her own, private recovery.

When will Kate return to duties in public after cancer revelation? ⬇️ Read more trib.al/Ymz129i

@NonLeaguePaper @YouYeltz Because non-league hasn’t been sucked into the corporate vacuum and greed like the Championship and PL have. You can also see the action without being 4 miles from the touch line and having to watch a big screen.

𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗡𝗢𝗡-𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗚𝗨𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬! Why do you ❤️ Non-League football?

@Feargal_Sharkey @ClientEarth @EnvAgency @brianeno All these people seem to be in swirl of nepotism, going from post-to-post, with recruiters gullible enough to fall for their confidence over competence. This is why the country, indeed the world, is going belly up.

Oh Lordy! So @ClientEarth have appointed Emma Howard-Body the stupendously hopeless former head of the @EnvAgency as their new chair. @brianeno should have asked, I could have warned him off that idea in a heartbeat.

@TheGAAIA @Feargal_Sharkey @rspcaassured @LochDuartSalmon @Selfridges I stopped buying it some years ago. I’m wary of the “RSPA Assured” and Marine Stewardship Council. They seem to just take the membership fees and spew the same PR rhetoric that we should question.

WARNING: This video will leave you sick to the stomach! When you see @rspcaassured 'welfare friendly' Scottish salmon advertised in a supermarket remember the collateral damage from infectious diseases, animal abuse & mass mortalities @LochDuartSalmon @ScotlandSalmon @Selfridges

@mattgreencomedy Being an Italian doctor, the sentiment probably got lost in translation when mentioning ‘clap’ to him.

Having a really fun gig MCing in London tonight. Spoke to an Italian doctor who’s here on holiday - I explained that we might have to keep him. We don’t pay well but we might clap you for a few weeks. He didn’t seem convinced.

@RealMattLucas They forgot the schoolboy bench test of how many lines of “Mr Taylor is a wanker,” that the screen could accommodate during break.

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@Wommando @PoliceScotland @jk_rowling Nice PR own goal by @PoliceScotland. What was that about hate again?

Telegraph: @PoliceScotland have been accused of targeting @jk_rowling  by inventing a fictional character called “Jo” who thinks that sex is binary and bizarrely calls for 'transgender' people to be sent to gas chambers. Archive: archive.is/7nJ74

@BT77W @HeathrowAirport

The A380 may only route on certain taxiways at #Heathrow. Echo is one of them. Echo is one of them. #avgeek #avgeeks #aviation

@ThatSillyGinge @BT77W @HeathrowAirport them… them… them… them…

@BT77W @HeathrowAirport Echo is one of them.

@AVFCOfficial Let’s make sure we take the 3 when the Dingles come over week after next.

A hard-fought point on the road.

@AVFCOfficial Making it harder for ourselves in the first half. Oh well, a point in the bag for the ride home.

@AVFCOfficial Time to capitalise on extending the 4th place lead, after Spurs loss yesterday. #WHUAVL

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@AVFCOfficial This must be a wake up call. We have to be better than this to continue to play in Europe.

It's ruled out for handball.

This is sad news. Losing another music legend. I think Mr Soft is one of my favourites, but so much great music has been penned by him. RIP 😔 bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

@RealMattLucas One hell of a “dramatization.” I’m mentally scarred.

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@MichaelWarbur17 A wonderful singer who made it look so effortless. A true natural and hard to believe the fact he was a heavy smoker, but still had thag amazing voice.

@SkyNews Link no longer works

This CCTV footage shows a criminal gang using a 'master device' to unlock a keyless Bentley, before ramming it through a gated driveway as they tried to escape from the property. trib.al/Rx0iR33

@AVFCOfficial The inconsistency of late is alarming. Humbled, even humiliated today. If we want to play in the Champions League, we have to have the passion and play like a Champions League team. Spurs are hungry for it, so why aren’t we?

Full-time.

@soundstoryuk The whole album is superb, but Red Hill Mining Town is a standout track for me. Atmospheric, great melody and dynamics.

On this date in 1987 #U2 released their fifth studio album. What are your favourite tracks from 'The Joshua Tree'?