Neil Kaplan - Voice Actor

There is no greater gift in life than having a champion who will fight for you. If you have one, treasure them as much as they treasure you.

Donald Trump doesn’t want you talking about the fact that his disapproval rating is an all-time high 62%, so whatever you do, don’t share this tweet. It will make him very mad.

@SecScottBessent @RapidResponse47 @POTUS What about this fraud?

Before the war: 1) Iran didn't control the Strait Of Hormuz, now it does 2) Iran oil was sanctioned, now it's not 3) Iran was not building a nuke, now it will 4) US bases in the Gulf were assets, now liabilities 5) Inflation was declining, now increasing Definitely winning!

Joseph Schwartz was convicted of healthcare fraud. His mom then donated $1 million to Trump. Then Trump pardoned him. Republicans don’t seem to care about fraud if it’s followed by bribes.

Elon Musk promised absolute miracles with DOGE if Donald Trump won the election. None of it came true. The public debt is higher than ever and still climbing. Keep that in mind the next time he tries to tell you how to vote

The new White House App the Trump admin just rolled out got a Community Note.

🚨BREAKING: GOP Sen. Lankford just said that the Democrats' demands in the Senate were "absolutely absurd; they asked for things, for instance, like ICE could not be at polling places." The cat is out of the bag; ICE is coming to the polling locations in Nov. This is alarming.

@BigFish3000 Nice try. I took the Amtrak home. We tried to pay TSA almost a dozen times and Republicans said no every time. Then the GOP Speaker closed session last night and sent everyone home. Please Google what party is in charge of Congress right now. The answer may surprise you!

My kid left yesterday for Iran. Before we hung up, he wanted to discuss his life insurance policy. He’s 19. It gutted me. War isn’t a joke. It’s not something C rate celebs should be making controversial statements about for attention. Shame on you @EW for running this drivel.

Still can’t get over the House GOP rejecting a 100-0 bill from the Senate to fund TSA, Coast Guard, and FEMA and… just going on vacation. Complete abdication of duty.

Friendly reminder that actors are not their characters ❤️

Neil Kaplan Figarland Garling has the Madara Uchiha aura for sure

@ScottJenningsKY @jimmykimmel I’ve seen your act, Scooter… you’re a hack. And those you worship are no better.

🚨 Ask yourself this question: If you had to be governed by 100 working-class plumbers or 100 sneering, elitist, know-nothing, hack liberal comedians like @jimmykimmel - which would you choose? I know what I'd choose.

Trump could have paid the TSA workers this whole time.

Trump has 5 kids with 3 women he cheated on. Elon Musk has 14 kids with 4 women he cheated on. Pete Hegseth has 7 kids with 3 women he cheated on. RFK Jr has 7 kids with 3 women he cheated on. The Republican Party protects pedophiles. Family values - my ass.

@patriottakes Thanks for giving my dog and I a big ol’ laugh!

So sad…

@NeKap Dude, Garling just walked in there and utterly usurped the entire power structure of that group in less than 50 seconds. Haven’t seen someone aura farm a room that quick since Edo Madara dropped 2 meteors on the ninja alliance!

@synaesthesiajp Whoever adds you to their team, will b the beneficiary.

I was impacted by today’s layoffs at Epic. Truly came out of nowhere for me. Right before my birthday, too. I really liked Epic. Really liked the teams. Really liked what we were doing in music. So it’s all a shock. Time to breathe for a minute. Then onward and upward.

One billion to prevent sustainable energy is insane. Not only are we lighting a billion dollars on fire, we are hurting our overall energy production.

This is absolutely the right call. Every airline should suspend specialty services for members of Congress until this is resolved. They can wait in line with the rest of us.