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I have watched this 47 times now and it never gets old. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Exactly seven years two months and 26 days since Gavin Newsom became governor of California. California is: #1 in homelessness #1 in poverty #1 in Retail crime #1 in gas prices #1 in illiteracy #1 in wage stagnation #1 in frivolous lawsuits #1 in unemployment #2 in housing costs #2 in water bills #1 in restrictions on workers #1 in Anti-business regulations #3 in energy/electricity costs #3 in inequality #1 in income tax #1 in gas tax #1 in budget deficit #2 in educational inequity #1 in COVID school shutdowns #1 in COVID business shutdowns #1 in COVID mandates #1 in illegal border crossings #1 in funding for illegal immigrants #1 in People leaving state

@TugboatPhil I am! Just wondering where you were…

@nerfherder73 Same here. I sometimes don't see mutuals unless it's in a reply to someone else. You doing OK?

@TugboatPhil I haven’t seen you in my feed in ages…

NASA pilot Victor Glover CLAPS back after being asked what it means to be the first black man to visit the moon: “It’s the story of humanity, not black history, not women’s history, but that it becomes human history.” “I also HOPE we are pushing the other direction that one day we don’t have to talk about these first. That one day, this is just—and listen to this—that this is the human history.”

What is up with those eyebrows @ShriThanedar 😂😂😂😂😂😂

So if I understand the Left correctly, my ancestors stole the land in 1607, but the anchor baby dropped here twelve minutes ago is entitled to it??

@capeandcowell @esjesjesj Impossible

@esjesjesj I dare you to stop being a retarded baby.

Just stole my neighbor’s wallet. According to the Supreme Court I now own his house and truck.

“See actually if you break down the joke it’s not very witty because I think I’m smarter than you” You right now.

French police cars fleeing a Muslim-infested neighbourhood. Some areas have become no-go zones very quickly, haven't they?

People who’ve lived their entire lives in Christian-based Western civilization will never appreciate how lucky they are. For most of human history, this is just how it was. The rules you think are rules are actually quite unique. Barbarians roam the globe. We’re blessed.

So unborn babies only have rights when their parents are illegal immigrants? 🧐

Hmmm

A NYC school teacher has a GREAT idea for billionaires leaving New York. 🤣🙄 He suggests that if the billion dollar companies leave then the regular folks should just take over their businesses. Journalist: “What do you say to the folks who say, if you tax millionaires, they're going to leave the city and the top 1% pays 40% of the taxes in the city. What happens if they leave? What's your response?” NYC Teacher: “We should take their business and we run it for the city ourselves.” 🤡 Journalist: “They take their business to Florida, you feel like you can keep it here?” NYC Teacher: “They can't leave the building. They can't just bring their whole entire workforce to Florida. Right? They can't bring all of the resources that they have to build the business here to Florida. Thats where you would say we're building a real movement, right?” “To stop that, we’d make it illegal for them to actually leave. We would find them to hell if they're gonna try to abandon their property here. Because clearly people do need to work, right? People do need to make a living.” Are they really all this stupid?? Follow: @RealJessica

🚨 WOW! Democrat Sen. Harry Reid filed to ABOLISH birthright citizenship for illegal aliens back in 1993 Now Democrats act like this is unprecedented when President Trump wants it! "No SANE country would do this!" "We REWARD them with citizenship!"

Notice the (D)ifference

At first, I couldn't fucking believe this was a real article. So I had to look it up... and it's real. This is some deranged, evil nonsense, man... no amount of ideological spin turns a sexual assault into some noble "assimilation tool". This is just morally bankrupt. Then they use a linguistic sleight-of-hand to dress up sexual assault as some quirky "cultural misunderstanding"... Fucking disgusting. Anything "quasi" = not consensual = sexual assault... no such thing as a "kinda raped" category that magically fixes racism. 🤡

I was considering watching “The Pitt” but I keep reading that it’s dripping with woke storylines and characters. Anyone else watch it?

🚨 What? … The King of the UK, who gave official Ramadan messages from the palace during Lent … WILL NOT be issuing an Easter message for Christians this year. It appears the ‘Leader of the Faith’ doesn’t really want to lead a Christian country 💣

@vickyinatutu I absolutely love these!

It’s a shame this is an April Fools cos you actually couldn’t take my money fast enough.