Monkey Shakespeare

If they call it a pair of pants and a pair of underwear, why don't they call it a pair of shirt? Oh yeah, that gets pinned.

@Noirchick1 The difference between ridiculous and sublime.

Who would be more of a hoot at cocktail hour...The Stooges or Laurel and Hardy?

Cleopatra lived closer to the creation of the iPhone than to the construction of the Great Pyramid.

The worst part of Covid was that 20 million people died

A description of William Marshal growing into adulthood, taken from the History of William Marshal, a completely unbiased source. “In a few short years young William grew into such a fine figure of a man that no sculptor could have created one so perfect in every limb. I saw it with my own eyes and remember it well: such fair feet and hands but they were as nothing compared with the rest of his handsome body! Anyone who beheld his shapely, upright figure would have declared, if he had any judgement, that there was none more finely built in the whole wide world. His hair was brown, his complexion good and swarthy and his bearing was worthy of an emperor of Rome, with a fine broad stride and as impressively tall a stature as any truly noble man could wish. He was the work of a master sculptor indeed!”

@John_Fanta Someone is going to get a steal in Conwell.

My biggest combine winners from today’s scrimmages: • Ryan Conwell. Thought he was phenomenal at getting to his spots, making some tough shots and generating pace. Microwave type of scorer with 2nd round value. • Matt Able. He is physically gifted for his age, can take contact and score plus showed off his range and was solid on defense. I love this kid’s upside whether he goes to UNC or stays in draft. If he’s with Michael Malone, oh man. Tar Heels cashing IN! • Ja’Kobi Gillespie. Showed his second round value with quality shot technique and making the defense move. He really helped himself these last two days. Has improved his creation skills. • Dillon Mitchell. The Swiss Army Knife out of St. John’s is a specimen athletically. Doesn’t need the ball to impact the game. Long defender, high level rebounder and had a variety of dunks today. There’s a place for him on a roster. • Aaron Nkrumah. From D3 Worcester State to Tennessee State to the G League Combine to the Draft Combine. Solid shot form, very active hands defensively, disruptive too and at 6-6, good enough size that gives him second round value. • Nick Boyd. He plays with swagger and it led to results in scrimmages. Boyd has developed a wide array of skills on offense that’s allowed him to become a really crafty scorer. Plucky on D today as well. • Tarris Reed. The UConn product has really shown his physicality and improvement around the rim this week. Think he could be a first round pick. Controlled the paint for a wide portion of his game. • Otega Oweh. The Kentucky product can fill it up with a wide array of skills and showed things that have to intrigue front offices for a second round pick.

Governor Gavin Newsom has balanced California's budget, bringing the deficit down to zero.

@Moody_Chops @MedievalScholar

@MedievalScholar Henry V. He'd never have held it, but so close to the throne of France

Who is a person from the Middle Ages who deserved better? I’ll start: Duke Charles the Bold of Burgundy

@JohnnyV04278161 @MedievalScholar

@MedievalScholar I think this greedy asshat got exactly what he deserved.

@god_of_pupcups @MedievalScholar

@stinkythinktank I think women agree that this was a good deal.

Someone owes me 2.8 billion dollars

@HDouglas83 @UFLDefenders @UFLKings

Excited to be back in LOUISVILLE, KY this weekend & on the broadcast for the @UFLDefenders vs @UFLKings Game Saturday at 12pm on ABC…LOUISVILLE is a home away from home for me & holds a special place in my heart

@OldeWorldOrder The correct quote is, “Religion being the oatmeal of the masses, it is impossible to govern a nation without it”. Which is something very different from what you are saying.

GEORGE WASHINGTON: "It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible."

@CopaExMachina It's better if you turn the sound off to watch it. Visually stunning. But stiff acting and massive plot flaws drag it down significantly, imo.

The Northman could easily be the best movie of the decade. Apologize to Eggers NOW!

@crunchyrugger @GetMeOutOfKY I live in KY and trust me, the general population is pretty dim. But this didn't quite happen as implied. The Secretary of State made a bad joke on Twitter and it went viral as really happening. I'm not saying 2 or 3 voters didn't ask about that, but it wasn't widespread at all.

@GetMeOutOfKY did you hear about when the state of Kentucky had to post that there were no elections there that day because people were showing up trying to vote against mamdani in the New York City mayoral election?

i cannot even fathom how stupid someone would have to be to think the british government would be bound by the united states constitution.

@HakunaMatatas9 @tmsilverman LOL, a perfect example of right wingers exaggerating to create a fake controversy. Thanks for proving my point.

@nfinitemonkey @tmsilverman x.com/i/status/20544…

Never forget that the left tried to erase the word “mother”.

Alfred was such a great king the name has been retired by the English monarchy..

It took Alabama 14 years to implement Brown v. Board of Ed., which was mandatory, but only 14 days to eliminate majority Black districts after LA v. Callais, which was not mandatory. I will never get how eliminating Black districts isn't racial gerrymandering, but.. oh well.

@tkohl Getting off the bus in Mayberry!

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