Nic H

@WhaleEverything @NoLimitGains @grok 'DONE'

@British_Airways please can you send me a step by step guide to download boarding passes to my phone for family members on my booking, using the app. We’re all checked in.

@British_Airways @TheRatboy Your website is consistently awful.

@TheRatboy We're sorry to hear you've had trouble making a booking. We are not aware of any online issues today, if you need our help with this please let us know. Claire M

@PayByPhone_UK your app and website are not accepting payments, and your tel number is returning an automated error message. Please advise on how to pay asap.

@ShopifySupport Can you follow me back so I can DM you?

@nhigson Hi there, Nic. Thank you for reaching out. Do you have any screenshots that you can share that show this issue? Have any custom edits been made to your published theme's code? -Victor

@netsolcares @MishaGX @robmillerd @matthoneycutt How you guys getting on with that RCA? It’s only been a month...

@MishaGX @robmillerd @matthoneycutt Misha, as of right now we do not have any further updates other than what we have already provided. It has still yet to be determined as to when that information will be provided. We appreciate your patience.

UPDATE: Our engineering team resolved the service issues. Customers should be seeing a return to normal performance. We apologize for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience and understanding.

@netsolcares @Hab27136552 Ok well let us know once your engineer gets back from vacation.

@nhigson @Hab27136552 Nic, as mentioned above we do not have additional information to share at this time.

@netsolcares @Hab27136552 Why not?

@Hab27136552 We understand but we don’t have an ETA or additional information to share at this time.

@belatucadros Some transparency. For starters.

@nhigson @netsolcares @matthoneycutt Nic they apologize for the inconvenience, what more do you want???

@netsolcares @belatucadros @matthoneycutt You guys are toast. Would love to see your numbers at the end of the month.

@belatucadros @matthoneycutt @belatucadros We again, apologize for any inconvenience.

@netsolcares @sbartenstein78 Yeah because two departments knowing what the other is dealing with would be ridiculous.

@sbartenstein78 We apologize but that would be from our marketing team which is in no way affiliated with our engineers who are troubleshooting the issues you are referring to. We understand the frustration it may have caused nonetheless and are working to have this resolved ASAP.

After our site was down all day Tues thanks to @netsolcares widespread outage, I did get an email from them today—trying to sell me more domains. #Communications101

@LEGOLANDWindsor @LEGO_Group You run a really woeful theme park that is in drastic need of updating. It’s like a horrendous 1980s time warp. How you attract the numbers you do is beyond me. And your social distancing measures are still horribly inadequate. Trust me, I was there (thankfully never to return).

@nhigson @LEGO_Group Hi Nic, Thank you for your feedback it is very much appreciated. Each day we are letting in no more than two-thirds of the number of guests we would normally at this time of year.

@LEGOLANDWindsor @LEGO_Group That is laughable. Your site is full beyond capacity, making social distancing impossible. Just have a read of the many recent 1 star reviews on TrustPilot for confirmation. I suggest @LEGO_Group pays a visit too. A great brand tarnished beyond recognition.

@nhigson @LEGO_Group Hi Nic, We have introduced a number of new covid measures at the Park, including social distancing markers in queue lines and around the Park itself. We ask that guests follow the social distancing markers to help us keep all guests and staff safe.

@ollybarratt My pub budget has taken a bit of a hit so I’m going for the £6 lunch deal (bbq chicken wrap and french fries (NOT chips) and STP with vanilla ice cream (n.b. NOT included in the aforementioned lunch deal). I’ll have a large bottle of sparkling mineral water for an additional £2.

@nhigson first time out in weeks - fill yer boots

1️⃣ deep fried camembert with cranberry sauce 2️⃣ scampi and chips with mayo not tartare 3️⃣ sticky toffee pudding with cream not ice cream

@JDEezy02 @rickygervais I think I’m going to have to close the case. Carry on.

In a lovely restaurant in Paris. Nice food. Great service. Nearly empty. Oh, wait...some fat posh British pig in a suit, eating so quickly and talking so loudly that the cunt is burping as he shouts. Hope he chokes.

@ollybarratt Where are you?

Something that's been troubling me for a while: why do young people wear boxer shorts UNDER their swimming trunks?

@snoxishere @VikkiRossWrites Can’t believe the dog’s bollocks didn’t make the cut

FAO @VikkiRossWrites See also those Vitality posters. I'm sure there are more examples - it's a thing. Remember when posters had no words except the name of the brand? Halcyon days for writers - all of the gongs, none of the effort. twitter.com/mrkobayashi/st…