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@billythbook @Alex_Clarkson1 @David__Osland Bullshit. And of course, there's never any disorder at the races is there. This is definitely not Aintree. Prick!

@Alex_Clarkson1 @David__Osland nobody ? the bloke at back push the one in front,who pushed the one in front who pushed the one it front, grown men at a horse racing wouldnt do that

How The S*n reported the Hillsborough Disaster, which happened 37 years ago today

@arrivanorthwest The app displays contradictory information. Says this bus is due from Whitehay Road in 16 minutes at 16:53 which would be 17:09 but says 17:15 when you check the route into.

We’ve just launched our new app and website, making it easier than ever to see travel updates and check for service disruptions. As a result, we’ll no longer be posting disruption updates on X. For more info visit: arrivabus.co.uk/floating-pages…

@mannyfidel Surely not. He'd have to be some kind or mentally deficient retard to mistake... Ah. Right.

oh my god. was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor"?

@elwynw @sweeetcyanide @NoContextBrits Gotta love the Aussies. No pissing about with pretentious names. Just get to the f**king point. 😆

@sweeetcyanide @NoContextBrits or as Aussies call it, a Snot block.

There is no dignified way to eat one of these.

@thomsonchris @NoContextBrits @UN By the way, dismissing every single reply that disagrees with you as a bot just makes you look like an even bigger retard.

@thomsonchris @NoContextBrits @UN Fucking thick cunt. An embarrassment to proper Scots, whether nationalist or unionists. You dozy fucking prick.

Non-British people of this app, what baffles you most about Britain?

@Eromosene3 @NoContextBrits Is that used?

@NoContextBrits This should have been there

What’s missing from this breakfast?

@NoContextBrits About another 10 minutes under a hot grill?

@WigToday It's a sham. The whole competition was rigged. Here are the winners with Farage at a Brexit Party event in Fylde in 2019.

Police reviewing report over Reform UK energy prize draw after Nigel Farage visited winners in Wigan trib.al/BPjuOvH

Just unblock their nest holes, @networkrail. Please share! theguardian.com/environment/20…

Trump leaving the umbrella for someone else to close, because he can’t do it himself, is a perfect illustration of what he did with Iran.

Ok so who's about to break the Melania/Epstein story she just tried to get ahead of?

@KalebTheSocrat You know the Earth itself is moving around The Sun at about 97,000 miles an hour right? Thick cunt.

Now this picture is actually physically impossible to capture at 18,000 mph. This requires an open shutter which with any movement or disturbance will mess up the entire image. No getting past this. This is a test of our intelligence. All the stars should be streaking similar to a normal timelapse taken of Polaris in the opposite direction the “space craft” is moving.

@NoContextBrits To be fair, that might look like a mess but as far as flavour goes, that's top tier food. 🤤

British cuisine. Best in the world.

Queen BUMBLEBEES - HELP THEM OUT! A vital thread concerning bumblebee queens at this time of year! Please #retweet/#share. EVERY QUEEN BUMBLEBEE THAT SURVIVES GETS TO ESTABLISH A NEST which otherwise would not happen. Let me explain. 1/11 #bees #help #love #nature #bumblebees

@BioMonkey_ @NoContextBrits Is it Jeremy Clarkson?

@NoContextBrits This is exactly the way the Farmer round the corner from me drives !! If you’re not dodging his Tractor on the wee back road you’re dodgin’ piles of sh*te in the road , he’s an old alcoholic c*nt that thinks he owns the place.

You can’t park there mate.

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

What are you adding to this?

Everything rotten in Britain stems from this period. Everything. Landlord rents. Shit in the rivers. Zero work hours. No British industry. Gas, electric bills through the roof, No affordable housing. All of it.

over a grand each year IN ADVANCE for tickets on journeys you can't fulfil. This doesn't include the frequent times where the service is running so late the following bus catches up and so we have to swap buses just so the driver can turn back early. You are utter shite 4/4

and the 375 to Wigan makes it as far as the Concourse before the driver has to stop and wait for the 385 because the bus is not capable of continuing. Once again, we all switch buses. Your service is an absolute joke. Especially when you consider that I pay you... 3/4

@arrivanorthwest Does your entire fleet consist of clapped out, knackered buses or is it just your maintenance that's not up to scratch. For the 4th time this year, your bus has broken down in Skem and I've had to get off and catch the next one. It's only fucking March!