gardenstatecomedy

Introducing "Push, Mrs. Johnson!": a comedy show where a comedian gets hooked up to a labor pain simulation machine and, well, we see what happens. First show is 10PM on February 28th. eventbrite.co.uk/preview?eid=55…

Anyone have any suggestions for ways to treat chapped lips other than chapstick? Ive eaten two chapsticks this week alone and the results have been mostly negative

The Story of Christmas (cont'd) Virgin Mary: A fourth wiseman??? What gifts did you bring for the son of God? Bruce Springsteen: **plays Santa Claus is Coming to Town** Baby Jesus: Okay NOW it's a party

My campers, ON THEIR OWN, wrote a double digit page musical called Shafer Ward the Musical, wherein the titular character, Shafer Ward, suffers from being a lame fuckup and if he doesn't find a girlfriend in 24 hours he turns into a ghost, and I am DYING

Natty woke up in the middle of the night, sad about the state of the world, and emotional that his kids are growing up in record time. There aren’t a lot of laughs in this episode, just a lot of talky-talk. Be nice to one another. #PodernFamily" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nattybumpercar.com/bumperpodcast-… #podcast #PodernFamily

Listen to this bit of our #comedy #podcast - based out of #NewJersey - then, go and listen to the rest! #PodernFamily Thanks for the cool app @headlinervideo gardenstatecomedy.com/dumbfellas-pod… @KPBurkeSucks @KevinGarifo @dumbkidjoe @BigRich_Jersey @nattybumpercar @njcomedy

We’re sad to see the end of KP’s comedy career - because I think we can all agree that this is the pinnacle. Congratulations, and have fun on the way down, bud! twitter.com/kpburkesucks/s…

Here is a bit of our 1st #podcast episode, made fresh for your #comedy loving ears in #NewJersey by your 5 favorite #comedians - @BigRich_Jersey | @dumbkidjoe | @KPBurkeSucks | @KevinGarifo | and @nattybumpercar. Thanks to @SpareMin for the nifty software. goo.gl/Md3xDQ

Plaid is like makeup for men. Women are like "You look better without it" and we say "We're not wearing it for you!"

Garden State Comedy Presents - Dumbfellas - itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dum… #iTunes twitter.com/share?text=Gar… ^^ I have no idea what is going to be in this tweet - but, I'd image that it'd make @dumbkidjoe @mcd_carney @nattybumpercar @KPBurkeSucks @KevinGarifo happy.....

Once again, I have been overlooked for the position of #royalbaby.

Here's our very first episode! Listened to episode 001 – Meet the Dumbfellas presented by @njcomedy - on @Stitcher stitcher.com/s?eid=54165792 - @dumbkidjoe @mcd_carney @nattybumpercar @KPBurkeSucks @KevinGarifo #podcast #podernfamily

Natty is quite sad today on the Bumperpodcast, and can’t quite put a finger on what has him down. Luckily, Pig steps in to offer some nice advice, and to pick Natty’s spirits up a bit. nattybumpercar.com/bumperpodcast-… #PodernFamily #cleanpodcast #sad #podcast

This is #parenting @HuffPostParents ... twitter.com/nattybumpercar…

We're coming back! @shaferward, @Franco_Danger, @_kaitlinnichols and more are making their return to @frank_pub_edin for the 2018 @edfringe , August 2-27th!

🏈 New podcast for ya'll. I talk about football, boxes that you put stuff into, mention that I think that we have a sponsor, and other nifty stuff on today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast! Subscribe! Call 646.847.7976. Please! nattybumpercar.com/bumperpodcast-… 🏈 #podcast #PodernFamily

@nattybumpercar @keithandthegirl Sthaaaaaaaaap.....

I'm so curious, who's going to #BringIt to @shaferward @PatBrownShow @KeithAlberstadt + @DanteNero #Tonight? You should come! This may get #funny... #Show at 5PM, #laughs always flowing on #Saturday >>> TIX: bit.ly/2BZZQAT

Congratulations to the men waiting to get called out whose names are so far down the list they’ll probably keep their jobs.

Let's roleplay where you shut the fuck up.