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Not Jack
@notcalledjack
I find literally everything interesting. Worried about Lovecraftian parochialism. Massive DaDa issues.
New York City Katılım Mayıs 2010
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i used "ontologically" correctly but the supermarket cashier wasn't impressed
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yes, this is correct. I’ve never had to go to Nassau County and I live my life in such a way where this is always true
Anøn ƴ Möu$@AnonXuser666
People that say you don't need a car in NYC never had to go from Brooklyn to Nassau County & back with the MTA.
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@sentdefender @JayneZirkle We have like a million of them. Our whole schtick is we are an absurdly multicultural city. The Puerto Rican Day parade has its own memeplex in New Yorker humor.
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@JayneZirkle Why does New York City have an entire day and parade celebrating a foreign country?
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Zohran Mamdani just became the first NYC mayor in 61 years to skip the Israel Day Parade.
Every mayor since 1964 showed up.
Mamdani won’t stand with Jewish New Yorkers.
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@cybelethebest If it’s a high priority for your household, then it’ll be a high priority in your budget. You get what you pay for.
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I hate that a lot of the advice for coping with food costs comes down to lowering standards more and more. I get it, but I hate it. “Just eat more discounted Dollar Tree mystery meat past its sell-by date!” I’m trying to feed my babies organic blueberries and grass-fed beef over here, you can judge me all you’d like for that but good quality nutrition is a very high priority for my household.
doomer@uncledoomer
young americans arent demanding a $30 lunch everyday. theyre demanding dignity. you shouldnt have to eat hard tack on white bread to afford to live, youre an american. if a shriveled old goblin tells you to be happy with less, they are your enemy, and they are an enemy of america
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@KaelinHooper @Railway will be 18 when the kid can work AWS interface. not legally, just learning curve wise.
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@westsiderag We used to do these facade inspections by cordoning off the sidewalk in front of the building and hiring two workers to make sure pedestrians kept off. We could now use drones to do parts of facade inspections. The sidewalk sheds are just one of a thousand NYC rackets.
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Scaffolding is one of my biggest daily gripes
The most painful effect is it narrows the sidewalks, which exacerbates the collapse of pedestrian etiquette that has plagued us since COVID
Moreover, it blocks light and views, which is a shame for a neighborhood for a which is distinguished by its beauty
It’s a catastrophe for flaneurs, aimless wanders for serenity are impossible, they’re stressful, ever-conscious ordeals
While I am pleased and grateful WSR is reporting on this (and shuttered shops), I am disheartened the conclusion is we’re stuck with it
westsiderag@westsiderag
There are 17,000 buildings that fall under the city’s facade inspection program. westsiderag.com/2026/05/21/uws…
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A simple theory: people didn't move towards experiences over luxury status goods because they got more enlightened; the shift happened because of Instagram, which turned ephemeral experiences into durable status signals
LindyMan@PaulSkallas
Money people always had one advantage over pleasure people, numbers. You can show money. You can’t show experience. So they could always say you wasted your life. Then cameras and Instagram arrived. Now experience has reciepts. Photos became currency. You can show them and say here look I didn't waste anything. And the public ended up recognizing it.
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There are SCP tales everywhere foe those with hearts to fear
zade@tyl0saur
this park my apple maps wants me to cut through. absolutely not
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sounds like he's locked in
Martin Shkreli@MartinShkreli
friend is building on @Replit... from prison
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@MasterGir >Get hired to go settle on the moon
>Purposefully die in the most horrific "accident"
>Remembered forever as first to die on moon
>Set back the project 15 years
>Single-handedly force governments to introduce space OSHA
>Unionizing hero
>Space era's worker's rights martyr forever
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@Mike_Wheatley @yokaihainen It’s very practical. And it relieves senior writers from the enormous trouble of having hobbies.
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@schmaudrey @audipenny I kinda assumed you guys knew but yeah that’s how the rest of us use Audrey.
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@audipenny Fellow Audrey here. Is there a secret meaning to our name I don’t know about. Are people like “Audrey?” “audrey” and that’s a secret code for mcds
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mcdonald’s i don’t know what this is man. i do not know what the HELL this is. are you wearing a costume? this sounds like a costume
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@y_ury_ @bryan_caplan Yeah, but more likely because their families and neighborhoods are demographically homogeneous - everyone they speak to sounds like that - than because they are first gen immigrants (but at most their parents were).
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@bryan_caplan Do half the people on those busses have a foreign accent? 😁
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