Not Jack

Ok. I officially found the most badass hat. It's a mask from a West African secret society known as the Ekpe. This is secret societies done *right*!

“Twin Peaks” sounds like some shit a zoomer would say to indicate approval of you

i learn so much while doing research for arguments on twitter

imagine a service on twitter where if people use clippies to write their tweets it automatically does reverse engineering to expose what their prompt was "write a viral tweet hyping up this fake aspect of thing while downplaying or not mentioning the reality that makes it lame"

Jana Sterbak, Sisyphus Sport

One of the saddest moments in life is finding a good stick on the ground and then eventually having to let go of it

i’ve never owned a kitten before this one and i always kind of assumed that baby animals were born with implicit understandings of things like hot and what water is but he's really proving me wrong at every turn

@_chase_____ and before it was a good, it was a service. you'd take your wheat to the miller and have it made into flour!

buying flour feels so old fashioned. like that’s one of the original goods

‘Simply Add Boiling Water’. New York, 1943 | Weegee

@MaginusBrute @SenSanders Bern Notice

@SenSanders New meme format just dropped

I spoke to Anthropic’s AI agent Claude about AI collecting massive amounts of personal data and how that information is being used to violate our privacy rights. What an AI agent says about the dangers of AI is shocking and should wake us up.

@SenSanders I talked to the machine that tells you what you want to hear and you'll never believe what it said

For sale dead horse never beat

yo: todavía le queda a la rueda, la cambio después la rueda:

@Executivejeff1 Everybody gangsta until @Ethelbrait1941 show up

engaging in small town psychological warfare

@CantEverDie @goose_stream_ There needs to be an actual store named “acceptable casual tees”

todays new comic from stan kelly genuinely is a masterclass. no idea how he does it

overheard on the train this morning: "i think that guys listening to our conversation”

Here is a Russian joke about food shortage, told to me BY a Russian Jew. Everyone is standing in line at the butcher shop, because there is a rumor of meat. After they'd been waiting in line for about an hour, an official comes out and shouts, "There is not enough meat for everyone. All the Jews must go home." So, moaning and sad, all the Jews head home. After another hour of waiting, the official comes out again and shouts, "There is STILL not enough meat. Everyone who is not a Party member must go home." All the non-Party members go home, cursing their luck. After yet ANOTHER hour of waiting, the official comes out one last time and shouts, "Well, there isn't any meat at all really. Everyone go home." So Ivan turns to Yuri and says, "See? This is how it always is. The Jews get all the breaks."

@jmp_nyc @ridestheq46 "Big Ballet" is going into my official glossary.

@ShabazzStuart On the bright side…

Remember, you can still go to jail in NYC for exhibiting a ballet or puppet show from a window. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I still think about this

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part