corry 🛸

I don't want to do exams I want to be a pokemon master

I'm wearing my Perish Thong, because no one can last more than 3 turns in my pussy without cumming 👄🫦

@DomainDead but also i love seeing the dude brutally murder people

@DomainDead he's a deeply traumatised man who needs violence to cope with his feelings and, instead of recognising & dealing with that, he does what many men do; directs it toward people he can convince himself are deserving. he's not a necessary evil & most heroes should hate him

For a video I’m writing: What does the character of The Punisher mean to you. Good or bad, doesn’t matter if you’re a hardcore fan or never read a comic. Just give me impressions.

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem

Ich auch

fagging it up around women to put them at ease feels like casting a bardic cantrip

why are you as a man running a modest nature

this but it’s crowdwork

i had to read the replies to figure out that this person was being racist

i have no memory of this but it sounds like something i'd say

There’s a manic, no fucks given energy from George Fouracres that really makes him feel dangerous, like some sort of comedic suicide bomber. If he’s going out, he’s taking all of us with him.

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

it’s always sunny in philadelphia is fascinating because its characters are incredibly flanderized but their dynamic is so natural that it’s totally believable as just the result of the worst people ever bringing out the worst in each other until they all reach continual new lows

small collection of the first sunny art i ever did

Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs

adhd is so funny why am i procrastinating playing a video game. that i want to play

it fucks me up mentally that electronics and magnets just got over their beef for the most part like they're chill now. my phone has a magnet on it. my pc case has a magnet on it. unsettling