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@OH_HI_OH_76 @ProFootballTalk LOLOL cute spin. I’m sure right wing trailer trash America believes it. He’s the #1 overall pick and Heisman winner. He isnt trying to beat out the skeletal remains of Kirk Cousins, and (even if true) you especially don’t win a QB completion in MAY before training camp. Morons.

@ProFootballTalk A headline to try to get clicks. The guy is trying to beat out Cousins to get the starting job and prove his worth at a starting QB. Gee... Go visit the White House or work on your career that's worth more than you could ever dream of?

Fernando Mendoza doesn’t plan to visit the White House with Indiana. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@PeterGiunta @jimmykimmel @ABC And as usual, the middle-school educated MAGAs are gonna take this bait, since they don’t know broadcast TV ratings are a tiny fraction of what they were 30-40 years ago. Hardly anyone has cable anymore and Carson didn’t face streaming options. Absolute fucking morons 🤣🤣

Late-night legend Johnny Carson pulled 15-17M viewers by making everyone laugh. @JimmyKimmel? Barely 2M with monologues that mirror Dem talking points. @ABC should fire Kimmel - but not for his rhetoric. He’s not funny and his ratings suck. More from me: petergiunta.com/p/jimmy-kimmel…

@ryanmcfadden_ Long-winded kind way of saying “I have more than a 10th grade eduction and don’t live in a Midwest trailer home, so I don’t wanna look that pedophile president in the eye. But thanks.” 👍👍👍

Mendoza on if he would join Indiana on its visit to the White House on May 11, also the first day of #Raiders OTAs: “I gotta prove myself. I can’t miss practice. …As a rookie, I don’t think that’s a good look. I’m trying to best serve my teammates, and I don't know if that'd be accomplishing that goal.”

@DelanieBomar WOW those amazing Talarico poll numbers have the right desperate as hell now. This is cringe-level embarrassing of a reach. Freakin hilarious to watch 😂😂😂

Why was Talarico asking 6th graders to text him after school hours?? CREEPY! 🥴

@ProFootballTalk Isn’t Drake Maye a self-proclaimed Christian? So he’s defending infidelity, which is expressly instructed as a sin in the Bible. Guess his gluttonous millionaire job matters more to him than his Christian Faith. Really sad for the young man and this toxic secular sport/culture.

Drake Maye on Mike Vrabel: Just thankful he's our head coach. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@marleewierda @JHall7news Sad choice there, young man. You’re being a performative Christian, not a real one. “You shall not commit adultery.” Exodus 20:14

.@JHall7news asked Drake Maye about the recent scandal involving Mike Vrabel: "We're here for coach, we love coach."

@Jersey110821 @PLeonardNYDN @NYDNSports Change your tune on Schoen in the last week, I see? 🤷‍♂️

@PLeonardNYDN @NYDNSports I don’t think Schoen has done a good job, but anyone who wants someone to lose a job this badly, is a scum bag

What will happen with Giants GM Joe Schoen now that the NFL Draft is over? In ⁦@NYDNSports⁩ nydailynews.com/2026/04/27/wha…

@XanderLX2 @latenightercom Huh?! He only explained them because you right wing snowflakes have become sensitive sallys and can’t take jokes anymore. The idiot First Lady, whose husband CELEBRATES people’s death on social media, asks for divisive rhetoric to be toned down? Absolute poorly educated morons.

@latenightercom When a “comedian” has to explain his jokes, that means he truly sucks.

Jimmy Kimmel's opening line tonight: "You know how sometimes you wake up in the morning and the first lady puts out a statement demanding you be fired from your job? We've all been there, right?"

@KCJC1963 @Amy_Siskind She was never +10 in Iowa. She was leading by 3 in a badly constructed poll, which nobody with a goldfish brain believed, as every other poll that week still had Trump leading. Intelligence is nowhere to be found on the right these days, I see. Stay in school, kids.

@Amy_Siskind Remember when Kamala was +10 in Iowa a couple days before the election? Good times.

Vance cancels an event in Iowa. That’s all. That’s the tweet.

@Gauv822 @NBCNews First off, that’s not even a top 2 payroll in their own division, my man. Pro sports is all big business now, there’s money being printed every second. Payroll sizes no longer simply translate into wins, we’re not on the 90s-00s anymore. It’s an investment in sales/revenue.

@NBCNews Discount lineups? Their payroll is about $260 million this year. Highest ever in their history. Give me a break. Who wrote this nonsense?

Red Sox manager Alex Cora, who rode a roster with Mookie Betts, Xander Bogaerts, Rafael Devers and Chris Sale to the most successful season in franchise history and then struggled to win with the discount lineups that replaced them, is fired. nbcnews.com/sports/basebal…

@Peterson_IsKing Jesus Christ bro, are you even old enough to drive?

Worst Mets teams I can remember in my life 1. 2026 2. 2017 3. 2009 4. 2011 5. 2023 6. 2013 7. 2018 8. 2010 9. 2014 10. 2021

@srqbanker @gayguycandleco Man the “fuck your feelings!” crowd has gotten awfully sensitive recently when they… (checks notes)… read something insensitive 😂😂😂

@gayguycandleco Dude fuck off. Her husband had his head blown off for all of us to see. Have some compassion. Smfh

😂😂😂 The most performative woman who ever lived.

@Patriots @Gabeosama @newbalance @IlliniFootball I can’t look at that loser Vrabel the same anymore. When you have a wife and kids, a 6+ year affair isn’t a quick lapse in judgement or mistake. That’s what scumbags do.

.@Gabeosama feeling all the feels 📞🥹 @newbalance | @IlliniFootball

@speakinghouston @jt_ennis @jamestalarico LOLOL further proof why the the GOP targets poorly-educated America. Like clockwork.

@jt_ennis @jamestalarico See he’s gonna win because he’s making promises. He can’t keep that’s how the Democrats win that’s why I don’t know why Republicans don’t fucking lie and play the stupid Democrat game play the fucking game people don’t let this asshole win.

NEW: @JamesTalarico proposes plan to immediately cut costs for working Texans by suspending the federal gas and diesel tax

@ArizonaDiy60249 @Mets Mets are under .500 since Trump got re-elected, after being a few wins shy of a pennant with Biden! Cute joke though! 👏

@Mets The commie curse continues 0-11

FINAL: #Mets 1 - Chicago (NL) 2

@PpollingNumbers Man Trump and JD are destroying the Republican Party’s reputation. How the heck are democrats this close in so many deep red state elections/polls lately?

New - Governor Poll - Nebraska 🔴 Pillen 38% 🔵 Walz 33% PPP #B - RV - 4/7

@davidcantu14600 @MarinStrade @EdKrassen @piersmorgan @j_fishback @sophieraiin Isn’t it funny how a non-conservative is viewed as evil by “Christians” when they sin…but suddenly when an American conservative does something immoral they play the “well Jesus died for their sins” card and it’s discarded. Scary and sad how brainwashed these people are.

@MarinStrade @EdKrassen @piersmorgan @j_fishback @sophieraiin Jesus died for their sins & he rose again 3 days later

This is amazing. @piersmorgan puts MAGA candidate @j_fishback in his place, when he says he wants to take 50% of @sophieraiin’s money. Who cares how Sophie Rain makes her money? The same Republicans who want the government to stay out of their business wants to tell women what they can and can not do to make a living.

@Hellraven_Sol @stelzner_n1150 LOLOL it’s amazing how easily poorly educated America keeps devouring this illegal alien propaganda. It’s the lazy cop out for everything in their little worlds.

@stelzner_n1150 Deport all 50 million illegals, housing costs instantly drop, hospital costs instantly drop, schools instantly become less crowded. And Lower Taxes. There you go just saved the country, you’re welcome.

The housing crisis/collapse is just beginning. Great news for Gen Z. Bad news for Boomers and their Millennial kids.

@Breaking911 Thanks, Trump! And all those morons that fell for his idiotic 2024 campaign, which was nothing but rage bait.

Raising a child to age 18 now costs more than $303,000—a staggering 27.8% increase since 2023.

@nbcsnl Oh no, all the right wing snowflakes have been triggered, as usual! Hate to see it! ❄️❄️❄️

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