Ntende baker

It was such an incredible experience having the @USAmbUganda join us on this activity. I am Greatly inspired by the ambassador’s efforts to intentionally connect and understand the work of the @USAlumniUganda across the country.

@SpireJim Very real!!!

One of the telling things about our society at our functions is how we behave around food: 1. People loading more food on their plates than they can finish, and without feeling ashamed of the heaps on their plates 2. The fact that people have to be served, because they don’t know how to share limited resources 3. When given a chance for self service, people serving themselves without any regard to those behind them that might not get. Five pieces of chicken are left in the dish, and someone serves himself three of them (with 20 people behind him) 4. People eating more than they need, just because there is free food 5. People acting impatient as if they would die if they took 10 more minutes before their turn to serve (okulookalooka/ okululunkana) 6. Serving the second time (double) before others get anything, and pretending not to have eaten at all 7. Packing food to take home when some people present haven’t got 8. Catering service providers hiding food. While these habits might seem isolated and only related to food, they ALL vividly manifest themselves when we are in charge of any resources that have to be shared. Think about it. Our biggest problems as a country are around GREED, SELFISHNESS, DISHONESTY, and lack of a sense of SHAME

Today @SpireJim stopped by our desk. It was a privilege for us to showcase how our mobile computer labs are bringing digital tools & skills to rural schools in Eastern Uganda. In this day & age, Technology is a foundation for a future‑ready generation.

@KFCinUganda 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We are not around🥲

@JackieAkampwera @nwscug In Jinja, your car (parked at home) is issued a parking ticket. Not paying After 48hr= surcharge of 20,000 Clamped on a random day, 20 unpaid tickets, only cleared if you have evidence that you didn’t park. You have no idea where you were on those dates. This world No balance

I have asked @nwscug to disconnect my office water because we have failed to understand each other! How does a bill of Ugx 58,000 shoot to Ugx 200,000 within without the team reading the meter? It is cheaper to buy water. Back to the 80’s!

@kirya_ug 😂😂😂😂😂

Angry man in a Sienta confiscates and takes a whole boda because the boda guy that knocked his rare mirror had no money to pay.

I'm excited to attend linkedin.com/company/aiever… on 20-21 May 2026. Click here 👉 p-2.link/p/INmfWPBBgis to get your ticket up to 75% off and let's meet up there! See you at #AIEVERYTHINGKENYA #GITEXKENYA

@JanSadek @EUinUG @KagutaMuseveni @GovUganda @UgandaMFA @mtic_uganda @Trade_EU @EU_Partnerships @eu_eeas @KoenDoens @llombartpatUE @EU_Commission 🤣🤣🤣🤣 😂😂😂 You are so Ugandan. Funny fools day🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pineapple airline at pineapple airport 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am happy to announce that @EUinUG is opening a Consulate General on Kalangala Islands to promote Ugandan pineapple exports. Ugandan pineapple is the best in the world - the EU must experience it! A dedicated airport is being built to ensure it arrives fresh in Brussels. 🇪🇺🍍🇺🇬

Congratulations to @YALIRLCAlumniUg on the launch of #YALINext on the next impact-driven enterprise! 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇬 @YALIRLCAlumniUg is creating real economic opportunities by expanding beyond savings and credit into enterprise growth and market access, while connecting young Ugandan leaders to regional trade. We love to see U.S. best practices in action!

@TheMahleek @rupiflex 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1 man, 100 nuns. They miIked him dry 😂😂😂😂

@MBU Wow. 🧐

"Iam a celebrity more than the entire Busoga region and the Kyabazinga combined" - Alien Skin (🎥: Brice Promotionz Africa)

@Airtel_Ug “Unfortunately Mr Ntende we can replace your simcard using your Passport because you are Ugandan 😁” Does anyone find it crazy that an Ugandan, unless with an Original National ID, cannot use a government issued Passport, or driving permit to replace a simcard?

@GabrielBuule Your take on single mothers feels one sided, it paints them as villains. Yet many of us have single mothers in our lives our sisters, cousins, mums, aunties, friends. I don’t think their stories deserve the kind of stigmatization, Do you?

It's boiling uncovered 🤫

@kim_muthuri @Mkainerugaba_ 🤣🤣🤣

@Mkainerugaba_ Are these the ones that are issuing threats to America?😂

Rehearsals for Operation Lightning Thunder in Garamba, DRC our first UPDF paratroopers jumped manually, no parachutes available, straight into the fight against LRA tyranny! We are unbreakable, resourceful warriors. God is so merciful to us, we still breathe to defend Uganda! Viva UPDF.

@ubctvuganda @MauriceMugisha 🤣🤣🤣

Chris Baryomunsi: “The President directed that UBC be funded UGX 30 billion annually in the national budget to elevate it to the level of Al Jazeera, BBC, and CNN.”

@AllanSseky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@ntvuganda Naye!!!

Watch: General Moses Ali has kicked off his campaign with renewed energy following a brief Christmas break, receiving a great welcome in Ciforo Sub-county. The atmosphere was electric as supporters gathered to show their enthusiasm, waving banners and chanting his name. Voters expressed unwavering support, with many pledging to deliver him an impressive 95 per cent of the vote. 📹 Marko Taibot

@rachelthee @bamwinejnr 😂😂

@bamwinejnr 😂😂

Apostle Grace could never

@bamwinejnr 😂😂😂

@qataharraymond He is a great candidate 😀

I actually admire this bravery and honesty! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@DanielLutaaya @PedroAdamz 😂😂😂

@PedroAdamz It is an option. And like I said, my post is only for people with a credit score above 500Million shs. If your bank can't offer you 500M, first leave this post. Tuja kuyita

I see Ugandans bragging about buying assets in cash without borrowing a single coin. Mbu, I built my house with my hard earned money, And then you go to the bond and buy a toyota prado TX (260Million) cash😳 Who bewitched you my people? You find a Ugandan with a good job who has access to great credit saying this nonsense. Given the opportunity to use other people’s money(Bank money) Why should you use your own money to buy or build a an asset that brings no returns( A house which you sleep in or a car that actually depreciates) If you don’t have access to credit, it is okay, save your ka money and build the house on cash basis but if you have good credit, use it. What borrowing to build those assets does is it frees up your money to invest elsewhere, this is how wealth is built. So here is a sample game-plan if you have good credit, pick a loan from your bank and build a 3 floor apartment of mizigos (2 BHK units on each floor), take the top floor for yourself, the rent from the 2 floors below will pay the loan. Now those savings(the cash you wanted to use on a family house), put that in a good investment fund and watch it grow. @nssfug also has a savings fund called smart-life, put your money there osolike. It gives interest per month, so just pick the interest and leave the principle there. Banks are literally begging to give some of you money and you are refusing so you can brag to your drinking buddies mbu “I am Debt free.” Debt free biki nga oli mwavu. If you can use someone else’s money to build wealth, use it. Bwoba otya loan, settle for lower class, maybe middle class if you work weekends and even holidays. Awo munange ne ku christmas gwe oba olina okukola, anti toyagala loan. But eby’obugagga byesonyiwe. Less than 1% of you will become rich off your little savings and the chances of you being part of those few self made billionaires is almost Zero.