BEN WILD

@ClubPhotos_ When he buys your drinks all night then just wants to “watch”

@radiojagger Sand shoes

Ok what did you call these when you were at school? Xx 😉

@jk_rowling It’s a seal

It's a donkey, though.

@_princessnat_ @mfhorne How do you know the actual colour of the culprit?

- @mfhorne went to see Nan Movie - sitting enjoying my peanut M&Ms - choked at a joke and im pretty sure there is now a blue peanut M&M lodged in my lung. Absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂

@honesthkcitizen @BorisJohnson @comicrelief @BBCOne GET IN THE SEA! You don’t talk on behalf of me

@BorisJohnson @comicrelief @BBCOne I speak on behalf of UK when I say Boris is the best PM after Winston. During these difficult times, he is making tough yet necessary decisions for the greater good. Thank you so much Boris for your strong and stable leadership!

This #RedNoseDay thousands of people are coming together, having fun and raising money for good causes. Well done to everyone getting involved. Details about government funding for @comicrelief's important international work will be announced during tonight’s show on @BBCOne.

@BorisJohnson @comicrelief @BBCOne Wow @BorisJohnson just wow! Read the room… and ask yourself do people have money to feed themselves, or put petrol in their cars OR raise money for charity and buy FUCKING RED NOSES!!!

It's not even her business 🤣 #TheApprentice

@AmazonHelp @amazon @AmazonUK sort you S*** out I need door knobs NOW!! And unfortunately @AldiUK is closed! @AldiUK I’ll be honest I only tagged you because I know you will reply UNLIKE SOME!!!!👀

@JoshAndrews1 I read the comments after making mine and I’m so glad to see the amount of love for @rcsukltd and #zetta!!!!! Genesis actually looks like Winamp on acid horrrrrrible looking thing😂😂😂😂

🚨Radio geeks only 🤓 📻 Doja into Ed segue

@JoshAndrews1 Lovely BUT it’s just not Zetta 😂😂👌

@AmazonUK RUSSIANS!👀

@AmazonHelp did the cleaner unplug the server?

@BBCHolbyCity @holbytvofficial @RobOstlere @Littlelucyd @Wraggywraggster Cried for 98.5% of this episode! Absolutely phenomenal tv

We loved having this lot back at #HolbyCity 🥰 @RobOstlere @Littlelucyd @Wraggywraggster

@BBCHolbyCity @willandsonny Hands down the best drama on terrestrial TV, once this finishes I will no longer watch BBC, and subsequently I shall be withdrawing my TV license.. it is so sad and such a travesty to axe such an EPIC TV show! #saveHolby

@willandsonny Sorry 😔

thanks for making me cry before the episodes even aired holby

@greatesthitsuk @markgoodier BIG RIVER?!?!?!?!

On 16th March, Their Greatest Hit says Happy Birthday Jimmy Nail! 🎈 Pick your favourite and @markgoodier will play the winner at 12.30pm on Wednesday’s show... 👇

@markdennison @Paulrobey Ding dong ….ohhh Matron

@Paulrobey Yours dings?! (Matron)

Here’s a question for you… Does anyone ever preheat an oven? Ever?

@DefectedRecords Oh yes oh yes!!

Describe your favourite DJ in under 5 words (without tagging them 😜)

@BorisJohnson 2.3miion quid says your full of shit @BorisJohnson 😂😂👀 #russianDonations 👀🥴🤦🏻‍♂️

Four years ago our country was rocked when Russian military intelligence deployed a chemical weapon on Salisbury’s streets. My thoughts remain with all those affected and I pay tribute to the tireless efforts of all those involved in the response to this despicable attack. 1/2

@timruss2 Heads up…. Dude you could have at the least said Long range sensors detect a dick head…. Or something 😂😂😂🤣👌

Putin has put his nuclear force on high alert. Heads up!!

@SkyNews Thank you for firing… Your call is on hold and will be answered as soon as the next dictator gives a single fuck

North Korea fires ballistic missile, neighbours say news.sky.com/story/north-ko…