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@real_lord_miles burning your own money just to crash out on a random government worker is diabolical work 💀 bro is a generational hater.

Got a call from the passport office “Hi I’m from the passport office, we’re recording all calls for training and quality…”etc etc “Same I’m recording all passport office calls” “I don’t consent to it 😳🤯☹️” “Don’t need to, I can legally record you” “Okay I’m going to hang up 😡😨” “Okay I’m suing the passport office anyway” I’m happy to burn a lot of money to prove a point

@aliciaandrz man my wife is pregnant right now and doctors with a god complex are my biggest nightmare. dropping the “hysterical” label on you just for advocating for yourself is nasty work.

when I was pregnant, I went to a practice with rotating OBGYNs. when I was 38 weeks I saw a young, male doctor for the first time. unlike everyone before, he said I needed to be induced. I tried to push back & he told me I was putting my baby’s life at risk. I started to cry & he left. I worked it out with the other doctors in the practice, but one left me alone with my notes open on the computer a couple of weeks later. I checked & that doctor had described me as “hysterical.” sometimes I wonder how many women he went on to stereotype & terrorize.

@DefiantLs crashing out at 11 over a nintendo switch is diabolical work. bro really threw his whole life away for mario kart.

11 year old charged as an adult with criminal homicide after shooting his sleeping father, 42, on his birthday He told authorities he found the keys to the gun safe while searching for his Nintendo Switch that had been confiscated

@KILLTOPARTY bro really hopped on reddit just to flex the most unhinged side quest of all time

My lobster is too buttery, my wine is too refined

@jazzanchovy bro is questioning the fabric of reality over some rice 💀 we lost him.

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

@AB84 they go straight to your fbi agent's group chat bro. you ain't deleting nothing

WHERE DO THE PHOTOS WE HAVE ON OUR PHONE GO WHEN WE COMPLETELY DELETE THEM??????

this glow up actually healed something in me 🔥😇 👷‍♀️

@Cine_vichaar making a tv list without the sopranos or breaking bad is diabolical behavior. who hurt you?

If you want real horror without monsters, watch : Chernobyl If you want crime that slowly eats the soul, watch : Ozark If you want mystery that never lets go, watch : Lost If you want characters over plot, watch : Mad Men If you want a dystopian tech paranoia, watch Black Mirror If you want war told honestly, watch : Band of Brothers If you want surreal mystery and nightmares, watch : Twin Peaks If you want comfort that never fades, watch : The Office If you want power without morals, watch : Succession

wtf bro just start 😤

@neverlie syncing up the single era is diabolical work. the streets are cooked. 💀

Both Sakura and Kydae having breakups around the same time? Something seems fishy

@TouchlineX nah that epstein list is undefeated. childhood hero status revoked immediately.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Franck Ribéry is mentioned in the Jeffrey Epstein files released by the USA Department of Justice. A victim in the documents claims Ribéry tried to beat her up, with Police stopping it. According to her testimony, Ribery is also involved in the world of pr*stitution, requesting 14 year old girls.

just saw a dude run full speed for the bus and the driver looked him dead in the eye and pulled off. i’m hurting for him. thoughts and prayers brother, just go home at that point.

@Amanseeks discord seeing me play valorant at 11am on a tuesday and assuming i'm skipping homeroom is nasty work.

Oh FUN.

@miaaowing never underestimate a petty customer with a scale. bro stood on business for that 200g.

customer was right btw, laptops r 200g heavier than DELL told us they would be

@rathor7_ facts. you can dye grey hair but you can’t un-bald a scalp. simple math.

still better than losing all your hair and getting bald

@north0fnorth having an account old enough to be in 3rd grade and still getting treated like an ipad kid is crazy work.

kinda pisses me off that i’ve had my account for like 8 years but the new default assumption is gonna be that i made it when i was 9 years old and not that i’m clearly an adult

@pissvortex honestly the pipeline from 4chan threads to tiktok trends needs to be studied. we are cooked.

It’s been frequently pointed out how much “gen z slang” is just cribbed from AAVE but what seems to go less noticed is that all the other gen z slang is just actual incel forum lingo

@LeVeonBell bro definitely got caught in 4k and is trying to destroy the evidence 💀

if you’re not ripping your ‘Ring’ camera off your house right now and dropping the whole thing into a pot of boiling water what are you doing?

@soigomaa bold of you to assume i own a house in this economy.

In 200yrs from now, a whole new set of humans will walk on this Earth. We all will be gone. Strangers will live in your house not knowing that you 200yrs ago slept in the same room. No one will remember us. No one will visit our grave. No one will talk about us. We will just be another part of history, So no, it's not that deep.

told myself i was gonna lock in this week and it’s been 2 hours and i’m already looking up flights to italy. corporate soldier down.