'Kose Neyitoye

@Godvicval1 Enerharo and Akintola moved the motion for Independence in 1953 and 1957, both attempts failed. Fani-K (Snr) attempt in 1958 was successful and April 1960 was proposed as the independence day, but Balewa asked for an extension in 1959 and the Union jack was lowered on Oct 1 1960

@Beauty_archiv Reno Omokri

So who paid for the one you gave Tinubu

@lavish_alt Ko easy rara

Umm No disrespect but why’s everyone congratulating him for playing chess at a public museum?🤨

@SirLeoBDasilva He's the German "drunken master"

Why can’t Havertz stand and shoot? Why must he always be falling?

@mufraaa I will call @aproko_doctor to evacuate them . I can't afford to live with a specie that can transmit Lassa fever

What next if you find this in your house.

@OnyeUwaoma88 Hmmm .. extra 2 isiewu and 2 (cans of)Hero beer ... Oyorima !!!

The cab driver that picked me from Isi-igbo airport charged XYZ...I obliged..told him to take me to Ada enyi restaurant..asked him to take food..this guy's bill was 13,500...my bill was 4,500...onyebem's bill was 5k...I just laughed..man took 2 extra goat meats plus 2 beer.

@Simzyehizzy @wahalaetfh @IseekRetards Yes Ayo Even Dele and Titi (my grandmother's first name )

@oriekose89 @wahalaetfh @IseekRetards He no know Ayo

Ika people have names like Nduka Obaigbena (as the case with arise TV boss), If we're to judge peoples ethnicity by their names then it will mean he's Igbo while his father is Benin, if we're to use your okpa logic

@wahalaetfh @IseekRetards @Simzyehizzy Come to Agbor (Oki to be precise ) and see families bearing Omoile and Orewa

@IseekRetards @oriekose89 @Simzyehizzy Ika people and Yoruba names?

@kay2flux1 The joke is on you Go ahead and laugh at yourself . Your oga's wife will call on you to assist her in the kitchen . Stupid nwaboi

@oriekose89 Tears 🤣🤣

I’m from Umunede in Ika North East LGA, Delta State. We speak Ika. Where are you from? 🤔

@kay2flux1 Ewobi !!!

@oriekose89 Identity tifs

@kay2flux1 Obolo !!!!!

@damazinganita @IseekRetards Clown, when you commit crimes this yaribastards pig will be the first to call you Igbo. Stupid people. Destroying Igbo names

@achanabiggyman @damazinganita Yes ooo Ni Ika gbori

@damazinganita Ika people everywhere in the comments and quotes. Proudly Owerre-Olubor, Ika North East LGA. We speak Owerre dialect of Ika Language Ni Ika gbori

@Worldpraiz @Simzyehizzy @alexgeneral Yes oh !!

@Simzyehizzy @alexgeneral Wow congratulations to Delta North 💃💃💃 Goodnews

HURRAY!!! Delta North is in full celebration mode The moment we've all been waiting for has arrived Senator Dr. Ifeanyi Arthur Okowa, CON — our beloved former Governor and distinguished leader — has HEEDED THE CALL and accepted to contest for the Delta North Senatorial seat2027 In this powerful moment captured at his residence, stakeholders from across the three federal constituencies poured out their hearts, moving the motion and seconding it with one voice. Okowa listened, appreciated the confidence reposed in him, and gave the green light. Delta North is ready for experienced, tested, and trusted representation at the Red Chamber. The man who delivered the SMART Agenda, transformed our state, and has always put Delta North first is coming back stronger This is not just politics — this is destiny aligning for greater development and a louder voice for our people.

@alwaysbayma @Simzyehizzy You mean ChiNEDU Okonkwo?

@Simzyehizzy what will happen to Ned okonkwo?

@Simzyehizzy ANIOMA will soon CUM

The Asagba of Asaba visits the Obi of Issele Uku

@EgbuChinwe Nsukkadrilus Mbae

Which Igbo dialect is that?

@drunkito @realFFK It's quite funny that Fani-Food Kayode is the one calling another person , a glutton

@realFFK But both of you like FOOD nah Lest we forget

DELE MOMODU: FROM BREAD-HAWKER TO POLITICAL PROSTITUTE AND GLUTTON OF THE AGES Apologies to my dear aburo Kayode Ajulo SAN and others that have said I should leave the Dele Momodu alone. When Dele was at University he was a fraudulent rain maker who claimed to be able to "tie the rain" for people on the day they were having special outdoor events. He duped the owner of a beauty pageant in this way on 1982 collected his money yet the rain still fell. After leaving University he couldn't get a job so he started off as a bread hawker on the street after getting a 3rd class degree in Yoruba at OAU. He was spotted on the street by MKO Abiola who bought him shoes and put him in charge of his Wonder Bakery. He eventually brushed up on his english and spelling and became a journalist and later an Editor in MKO's Concorde Newspaper. He followed MKO around and later betrayed him. After MKO was locked up he attached himself to Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu and collected handouts from him for years. After that he started taking pictures of people with his Ovation magazine. He failed in all these endeavours and everything he attempted to do always crashed. So he went into politics, ran for President and got one vote. His ambition crashed. He became a spokesman for Atiku and was the only person that did not want power to come to the South in 2023. We are approaching 2027 and he wants power to go back to the North already calling PBAT who once fed him a dictator. Is this guy OK at all? Everything about him eventually crashes and just as he crashed Atiku's campaign and ambition in 2023 so he will crash it again in 2027. Let me go a little further. Dele's pattern of betrayal cannot be denied. It is unmistakable. He called Asiwaju his "friend" and "brother" after collecting money from him in 1996 to feed. When the money stopped flowing from Asiwaju to him, he started to smother and bother his brother from another mother. He said he fled Nigeria because of Abacha, only to flee England to Kano to eat from the same Abachas when Tinubu's money stopped flowing to him. Ile-Ife, where he grew up, is abuzz over how Dele Momodu, who once called Governor Ademola Adeleke his "friend" and "brother" and was dancing different salve moves with Adeleke, is now supporting Adeleke's opponent in the Osun gubernatorial election. Who would have believed the dance parents would now be at loggerheads? All because of Dele's uncontrollable appetite for food. No wonder Gen Z calls him DFFO, Dele For Food Only. Google it! He is indeed a shameless GLUTTON. No wonder he claimed his restraint business in Ghana collapsed. He must have eaten all the food meant for his patrons! From Adekeke, he moved to Nyesom Wike and was always around the dining table at the Rivers State Government House, overeating, according to Wike's testimony. Then all of a sudden, he posted to Atiku, after Wike's money dried up, and started insulting the Wike he was once consulting and consorting with. Atiku would be well-advised to be very afraid of Dele, especially as Peter Obi and Amaechi are eager to spend as well. Who knows? Tomorrow, Dele may not delay in relaying insults on Atiku once he sees a bigger payload from either of those guys. What else can one expect from a bread hawker, political prostitute and GLUTTON of the ages? (FFK)

@TrustlyneA @GeneralSnow_ @DeleMomodu

@GeneralSnow_ The residue of the cured mædnss has grown more than before

Here’s FFK, Nigeria’s ambassador to Germany, casually chasing his wife with a hammer until he noticed he was being filmed and he hid the hammer.

@trigottista Omode Meta Sere Bad, Baddo , Baddest

Short of words? 🤷🏿😏

@MiOnyema54873 @vanguardngrnews The folks around Shita never tire to shit o

@vanguardngrnews I think Surulere people are tired of shitting.. man mastered the art of building toilets and for years he was executing toilet projects like the air we breather.😝😝 Don’t know who sent him a memo that Surulere people have soft stomach and are always purging.

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