Kyle Martin

@altregan - how has @NBThieves #WelcomeToTheDCC not made it to the streams yet, or #Alt18 yet @AltMadison

@WarbyParker - New Sunglasses Model? #HayesValley

@altregan - damn! this weeks #advancedplacment was The best one I’ve ever heard..Going to have 2 go with @thatgirlbishop! Hard to chose!

@altnation - @portugaltheman cover of Revolution is one of my favorites I've heard!

@flySFO - whoever manages the food service @SouthwestAir , Terminal 1 should be evaluated. No staff anywhere, horrible service, long lines

That feeling when you're caught daydreaming at work :) (via @UmmRKSZ ) #mediawatch

@altmaxwell - great, now people are going to start using Golden Retrivers and Flambès to shove their agenda down our throats

When the marathon grind turns to quotidian fatigue, don't forget: to run is a privilege, not a chore. Embrace it & #RunHappy.

@LBAirport - $120 taxi - Should be a $50 @Uber X ride. Last time I fly into #LGB for a while, and I fly ~ 50 times a year @SouthwestAir

@des_linden - funny huh? those are the days I'm always like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯...thinking the run sucks and ends up being one of the best that week!

@Wayfair - you literally have the worst mailing list of all time. Does it take an act of congress to unsubscribe?? #CrappyService #Scam

@altmaxwell - gave my SO $1.27 with her her new vacuum, not sure why she's mad now

More rain on the way for the western U.S. this week which will continue to cause more flooding concerns in many areas.

@eatplaygame - looks like a sweet run!

Your chance of dying in an attack by a foreign-born terrorist? 0.00003% cnn.it/2jOaP7c

Integrated water vapor transport on Sunday AM will approach/exceed record levels as #AtmosphericRiver approaches California. #CAwx #CAflood

please honor carrie fisher's wishes and include in her obituaries that she "drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." ❤️❤️❤️

@billboard @rihanna - I mean, if I could bake a Rihanna cookie in 32 seconds I'd do it too

@altregan - has @SirSly - Ghosts already been on the #AdvancedPlacement ? Great song

Have you ever tried to eat string cheese in public? #awkward