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@TomCottonAR Sounds like a skill issue tbh.

Every time a Republican won the presidency this century, Democrats tried to stop the certification. Yet none of them faced criminal charges over what is obviously First Amendment protected activity.

@DagothUrThaGod @ElDuderino40 Nutrition still matters. If you eat 2000 calories a day of junk food you’re going to find it very difficult to continue for any amount of time. Empty calories don’t satiate you.

dawg lmfao

@Mythikzzzz @_niikhavoD @michellexotter @DreamLeaf5 Socialism is when you live in a cardboard box and only wear a barrel on suspenders for clothes.

@_niikhavoD @michellexotter @DreamLeaf5 Yeah, which has always been funny to me because the dude owns a house, and a car, and benefits from a capitalist society more than a majority of the people in it, so it’s always funny to see him condoning socialism while chilling back in his privately owned home😂

@MarlaTellez @FOXLA @LASDHQ @DevineNews Good for them breaking out of the child gulag.

#BREAKING a group of inmates may have escaped from Los Padrinos Juvenile Hall in Downey, a source tells @FOXLA @LASDHQ on scene assisting Downey PD with reports of a riot. Skyfox over the scene at 10p with @DevineNews

@pan_1k @OfficialBTSM At shows, the sound especially up front can go over the point at which permanent damage to your ears can happen, so you should wear ear plugs.

@OfficialBTSM Huh?

When I walk around festivals I’m surprised how few people wear earplugs… party people this is not a drill, you should all protect your ears ✨❤️ please I’m asking nicely!

@BackwoodsEnginr @josephhooker @ArmisDei @HVNYrefugee Just say Judeo-Bolshevism. Don’t try to hide behind safer terms.

@josephhooker @ArmisDei @HVNYrefugee Then why did it get the attention of your bot array? You didn't like it that I was dissing Brad Paisley for having married a cultural Marxist?

On the "hick-libs." 🧵 Several years ago I was shocked when I heard that a Texas country singer whose music I really enjoyed was a Beto O'Rourke-supporter (Ryan Bingham). For the life of me, I couldn't understand how someone associated with rural West Texas could be on the left.

@stockes76 @HVNYrefugee Can’t let any outside viewpoint pierce your little safe space bubble.

@TimRTR7105 @notawayne @Drazinononda @HVNYrefugee We get it Tim, you’re very upset that the musician man won’t be as racist as you would like.

@notawayne @Drazinononda @HVNYrefugee Aren't we talking about authenticity? He has nothing in common with the average person where he's from.

@HVNYrefugee Lol, cope harder dumbass.

It's common for millennials/zoomers who vehemently dislike country music to make special exceptions for the likes of Childers, Simpson, Isbell, Musgraves, or on the more "based right" side, Colter Wall and Cody Johnson.

@KingAndy1776 @wastubbs @HVNYrefugee Didn’t know that. What a based dude.

@wastubbs @HVNYrefugee Wrong. Childers actively campaigned for a Marxist to win a senate seat in Kentucky. He also openly stood with BLM. I know Tyler personally and have seen the change in his politics. I no longer respect him as an American.

@Halcius_ @scumbelievable Platform shoes are a bit cheaper and don’t have the side effect of potentially hobbling you for the rest of life.

lmfao jesus christ

@yungsquishbaby @viperwave @thomas_violence Just like any settler colonial state that displaced native people like Aus, SA, USA. I guess New Zealand has done better with not being insanely racist, at least in recent decades.

@viperwave @thomas_violence wait what do you mean he’s the “most australian man alive” is it common for australians to be racist??

after a couple of years of working in hospitality you start to develop an almost supernatural sixth sense for if a customer is going to be rude or difficult, going off very slight, almost imperceptible cues, like a south african accent

@Njabuloandy @DirkJFvdW @thomas_violence Too cowardly to be that personal with their racism, prefer the government do it for them.

@DirkJFvdW @thomas_violence Must be a white South African engineer thing, i also worked with an electronics engineer once who was extremely racist but he wasn't racist to me we got along fine he was a cool guy who just happened to hate every race that isn't white. They can be good to yu bt not others like u

@RepJohnRose You groomed your wife when she was a child, pervert.

"God's children are not for sale." What a powerful message from The Sound of Freedom blockbuster about the despicable practice of sex trafficking. We must take a stand for these children. An essential step is securing our border. Thanks to the actors and the hero behind the film for visiting Capitol Hill.

@effyoutrav @north0fnorth @nivvy00 Now take out the United States part and what are you left with?

spicy hot take incoming: telling English-speaking US citizens they can’t call themselves Americans because the word means something else in Spanish is like telling Germans they can’t call themselves Deutch because Dutch in English refers to the Netherlands. change my mind

@RobRobertsonMN @UnhWut Criticism of Israel is not antisemitism.

@mSanterre @JoseMock @crazyclipsonly It’s impossible to make money on any of the delivery apps without tips. The base pay wouldn’t even cover fuel.

@JoseMock @crazyclipsonly Optional everywhere. Don't dash if you can't afford not to get tipped.

DoorDash driver throws a fit after receiving no tip

@jonathanoosting Based

Inbox: Gov. Gretchen Whitmer signs new law banning "conversion therapy" for LGBTQ youth, making Michigan the 22nd state to ban the practice.

@jshallack @jonathanoosting Conversion “therapy” is psychological abuse. It’s not any kind of evidence based therapy, it’s just abuse.

@jonathanoosting And all along I thought the Dems favored choice. I wonder what changed?

@frank_bonn92881 @GreatKellyB Because they’re easily influenced dumbasses.

@GreatKellyB People send their kids there for a reason.

Hillsdale is a cancer. It’s an indoctrination center, not a college.