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Everyday I do a speed run to see how fast I can build a custom two-sided marketplace in Webflow 🏃‍♀️⚡️ Two years ago it took me several months. A few months ago it took me a week. Today it was takes me about 4 hrs. Next month it will hopefully take no more than half an hour 😎

@yacineMTB company A is giving me the same vibes my middle aged dad did when he asked me if I knew what a waifu was

company A is working on goonware for children and company B is releasing the weights of AGI for free

@parmita This looks like the machine made a mistake on the filling and marketing went with it

I’m sorry Bryan Johnson

@elonmusk Where is @bryan_johnson when you need him

Def true 4 me 😮‍💨

Wasn’t expecting “rips out hair in the dial” to be my biggest Apple Watch complaint

the everything app can’t just be P2P calling it now hierarchical business structures exist for a reason

@arithmoquine @DanielleFong Cute

if you're seeing this, drop an old pic of yourself that you still love

@IterIntellectus but im never thirsty 🥲

losing just 2% of your body mass in water reduces your cognitive performance by 28% and your brain starts shrinking 1/

we will beat them by joining them 🦾

just keep shipping just keep shipping

@wowbestie remember to stop and smell the cows

@wowbestie * big deep breath in* *and out*

every now and then u need a lil stand near a field of cows time

@sporadica sounds like “money on the dash”

i’ve done some thinking about my current predicament and i’ve come to the unavoidable conclusion that the only way to avoid an imminent crash out would be to drive to the Daly City In-n-Out with Live Your Life by T.I. ft Rihanna at full volume over the car speakers on loop

life is 10x better when you're obsessed w/ building something

@leavingvalhalla @goblinodds Love this

@goblinodds I've clearly been using more exclusively for work than I realized lol

"can you make a comic about us? whatever you feel like" chatgpt:

@_TomHoward @bryan_johnson I was supposed to do bookkeeping today but went to the sauna instead 🥲

@bryan_johnson I was supposed to go to the sauna today but I did bookkeeping instead 😢

Confess…

@alt1na1 nice range bro

finally got my hormone test results back!

@elonmusk all those camera angles 📐 wauwauwau