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The view for my favourite song. Nothing but castle and lights. I might as well have been in my living room watching on youtube. At least there I wouldn’t have paid $14 per beer.

Spent upward of $1500 each coming to Melbourne for @theweeknd after the Brisbane show was cancelled, bought “Diamond Hot Seat” VIP tickets directly in front of the stage. View for most of the show was of a fake castle blocking the performance. Trash. @LiveNationAU @ticketmaster

The merch was also a rip off. $75 for a shirt?! That’s more expensive than anyone I’ve ever see. It’s more expensive than Elton John. Googling tells me it’s even more expensive than Taylor Swift.

@iamLilGreen @Yung_Shrimpy @alanbagh @TweetneyMoore @ray_fearon @VerneTroyer @jarpad @magicmikemovie @SimBhullar2 @KingTane @breaduck @McHarambeface_ @Fergie @ChrisArchieRS @Zezima__RS @bradders_david Happy Birthday Shrimp!

Happy 15th bday @Yung_Shrimpy! Let’s see if we can get as many celebs as possible to wish you! @alanbagh @TweetneyMoore @ray_fearon @VerneTroyer @jarpad @magicmikemovie @SimBhullar2 @KingTane @breaduck @McHarambeface_ @Fergie @JagexAsh @ChrisArchieRS @Zezima__RS @bradders_david

@Northlane @LANDMVRKS See you both Friday! Any chance for set times?

@LANDMVRKS Amazing! See you soon!

‘Creature’ OUT NOW. arisingempire.com/creature

@amityaffliction @LiveNationAU got set times for Brisbane tomorrow night, lads?

@pizzamas and @johngreen and @hankgreen

@Outlook what the hell? I’ve had ALL the junkmail in my inbox in the last month or so. What up?

Something I don't like about myself: I'm kinda mean. But I don't mean to be or want to be. My impulsivity and impatience kinda come together to create a perfect storm of mean/rude communication habits. Does anyone have any tips on how to work on this WITHOUT shutting down?

@ZacPerna @gudetama_sanrio was this a collab?

Thoughts at an @ArcticMonkeys show; I listen to everything up to AM to dance. I listen to everything afterward to take a nap. You can feel the same energy from the crowd.

@petrina @HaranguerRita @mutablejoe He probably got tired of people pointing out that this is a rip off of Dylan Moran’s bit from his Monster special. See 3:50 into this video for reference. m.youtube.com/watch?v=yNKoH8…

@HaranguerRita @mutablejoe He deleted it. I’m curious as to why.

The idea that the “ideal beach body” just means being thin or buff is so unimaginative, surely the ideal beach body would have a powerful lobster claw, arm flaps to act as a windbreak and a sand repellent anus. Can't find @mutablejoe's OP, but these words are Joe's, not mine.

@IndyB88 @BillBailey instagram.com/kjssoprano?igs…

@BillBailey Who was the talented opera singer you had on stage with you tonight Bill? I'd love to know more about her.

@grand_aspie still true? 😂

@grand_aspie @BrandSanderson If it’s a male lead, Michael Kramer. If female, Kristen Sieh. If mixed, Michael Kramer and Kate Reading - as long as they both read the glossary. Blows my mind that they’re a married couple who narrate audiobooks together yet somehow wind up pronouncing things differently.

@BrandSanderson @pattowon

Tell us who you think should narrate Secret Project One! reddit.com/r/brandonsande…

@Officeworks Fantastic, this in white on white is going to look awesome in my new office! Thanks so much.

@pattowon @pattowon No worries! Yes, we’ve checked with the store to confirm. If any concerns, please let us know. ^WB

@Officeworks I spotted this desk in your Virginia store and was incredibly keen to purchase it. Unfortunately when I tried to, no one in store could sell it to me at that price because the price had gone up to $699 online. Can you please help me give you my money?

@Officeworks Thank you for your reply! Just to confirm, if I order in store for click and collect they can order it in and sell it at that price, even though their system says it’s now $699?

@pattowon @pattowon sorry to hear this! In checking, our instore team are unsure why the order was not processed for you – please feel free to visit instore to process the order at $419 for click & collect. Take care ^WB

@Hockeyjosh92 I have!

So basically the only interactions I’ll be having with folks over the next few days will be to interrogate them on whether they’ve seen The Batman yet and if so what their thoughts are on it. Thank you for your support in this time ♥️♥️

@grand_aspie @TylGrnt Eggplant.

@TylGrnt Onion. Like, full stop.

'Normal' food with weird textures I'll go first... rice pudding