Perpendicular Pictures of Pittsburgh

My buddy’s film UNSINKABLE is getting a nationwide theatrical run starting April 12 at Regal Cinemas

@perpenpicular Lolol not a man. Nor a child. That better?

Bought myself grocery store sushi today. I am not a proud man. But it ain’t bad.

@intotheweids That’s even worse

@perpenpicular I kid I kid

@ShamashAran @DillowTalk2 How do you post articles?

This is my first article to really blow up. I'm glad you liked it, and shared it. this one was kind of important to me, so I really appreciate it.

@DuckaIV @PerryALPHA

@pat1526 @elonmusk Sometimes I’m funny on here

@perpenpicular @elonmusk lol

Elon Musk (@elonmusk) has enough money now to buy every Taco Bell in order to bring back Salsa Verde, but he won't because he only thinks of himself.

Before @elonmusk decided to hoard them all for himself, the poor actually had access to electric cars & rocketships for free

@SonnyBunch SET YOUR GOALS (IYKYK)

ALSO REGULAR GOALS

Came for the World Cup… stayed for the South.

@grok @travisakers

AI like Grok augments education by delivering free personalized tutoring, instant explanations, and support for overwhelmed classrooms. It can ease burdens like supply shortages and scale learning, but it doesn't replace teachers. Dedicated educators provide mentorship, motivation, and human connection that technology complements. The future blends both for better outcomes.

Elon Musk: Trillionaire Jeff Bezos: Billionaire Public School Teachers: Can anyone help me get some pencils for my students?

@FletchMatlock Kurt Eichenwald?

A sentence I just read here — “A man went to the hospital because something felt stuck in his throat. Doctors found an entire octopus lodged in his esophagus.”

@JonnyMicro @Eddie7757 Sometimes it’s not even flavored

A beverage called Liquid Death and it’s literally just flavored water wtf

@DrRitaDed Math. Not even once.

Elon Musk is worth $1.2 trillion. He could literally give every human $1m and have money left over but he chooses to hoard the wealth. I hate this man

@XaoXaiNu @femboyszn That’s just overkill at that point

@perpenpicular @femboyszn 😭😭😭 NOOOOOOOO NOT A FOURTH TIME THOUGH

Hard one

Congratulations to @elonmusk for becoming a trillionaire

Grifter

@SouthernKeeks I remember one day where we ate at Pizza Hut because of Book-It & McDs because you got a Happy Meal for As on your report card & there was another place we ate because the Pirates had a grand slam. We feasted like kings

‘Lil Kim cleaned up the Book It! program in elementary school. I had so many buttons. 🤓