Peter Crowther

Fun with percentages: A 5% beer is 25% stronger than a 4% beer..... but a 4% beer is only 20% weaker than a 5% beer.

@MrNigelNg Pull the tails off the prawns, then let's talk.

What to order at my restaurant Niece and nephew let Uncle Roger know where I should open my next location 🌍 (I wanted to mention the ice cream too but ran out of time)

@Princepswallie Probably the same people that feel my recent eyebrow trim was me picking sides in the political debate.

There’s been a lot of flim flam talked about my new mustache recently, but rest assured it is actually really nice

@ross_maclean Congrats matey! That pic with Nick Cave was a highlight for me too, love it

Quick recap of a rare, welcome GOOD NEWS WEEK for me, personally and professionally…

@ross_maclean @edinplayhouse Same last month

Me during the first ten minutes of Alan Partridge at the @edinplayhouse tonight (and, based on conversations afterwards, I wasn’t the only one).

@ross_maclean Great film, not seen it on ages, think I might have a vhs kicking about but no player! Might need to grab some tickets too

This was the final kick up the arse I needed to book for this. Ultimately couldn’t resist seeing a favourite film adapted like this. And gets in a wee trip to the King’s before she takes a sabbatical.

@garius Shame, heard it was a 1st class museum

Oh no think the postal museum has gone. 😭😭😭

Someone @BrewDog is gonna have a busy Sunday replacing posters....

@jaredwright17 I'm ok with changing how your name is pronounced in different countries/languages. Google translate Peter from French to English, then call me Pierre.

Still cringe at NH commentators saying ‘WP Nel’

@Aiannucci Onwards might be the PMs safe word....

She’ll make you stop, Gary, when she shuts the BBC down.

@Kullibino @brisk_god He's bloody well getting one!

@colmaltboy @markwhlte @dannydkknight Barthez?

@markwhlte @dannydkknight Only five players have ever won the champs league, prem and World Cup… answers on a postcard

Thread of niche football facts that I think of every now and then

@ItsAndyRyan Jack Palance was in the Burton Batman.

I'm doing a venn diagram of Dracula actors and need to sort them into categories. eg Jason Isaacs and Gary Oldman were both also in Harry Potter. Jeremy Brett, Christopher Lee, Frank Langella and Richard Roxburgh all also played Sherlock Holmes. Got any other category ideas?

@80sAging Toughest draw of the comp, hairline not a factor. So falls down to who witnessed the worst event to haunt them so much, so young. Vladimir has stared deep into the void and gets my vote.

Round 2 - Match 12 Dennis McQuade (27) vs Vladimir Bessonov (30)

@LouStagner I mostly play on windy links courses, could hit 2 drivers.

If you have mostly 7-iron or longer into par 4s, you are playing a course too long for your skill/length. #TeeItForward

@marchmontcc What did Comeback Kid Collier end up on?

MCC 2s end up all out for 87, as Alfie is done by a deflection of keeper, taken at first slip. Harry Smith on debut 1* Big bowling effort required. #42s

@MrKenShabby That was the spark, that light the flame, that baked the chewey rustic granary loaf.

@Scotlandteam @GlasgowWarriors That man owned the sky above his head, so good in attack and defence.

Tommy Seymour has announced his retirement from professional rugby after an incredible career 👏 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 55 Scotland caps & 20 tries 🦁 British & Irish Lion ⚔️ 150 @GlasgowWarriors appearances #AsOne

@BamberGaspipe @brianmoore666 No they wouldn't, and yes it is 😐

@brianmoore666 Just like women’s football, an under 14 boys team would beat all women’s rugby and football teams - not a mysoginist comment - simply based on physical attributes.

Women's Six Nation's live on BBC Red Button and iplayer.