Schroeder’s Cat

@PenguinsJesus Hell no.

If Geno refuses a one year deal, hypothetically, would you give him a two year deal?

@Super70sSports Nah, he killed it!

Man, the third Darrin sucked.

They should be doing everything they can to add more pieces around him this season. Right now. No half-assing it. Whole-ass it.

@PitchingNinja @1992Pirates He’s pretty good

Paul Skenes had a 67.50 ERA after his first start. His ERA this season now is: 1.98. Career ERA is: 1.97. And, he hasn't walked a batter in a month (April 13)

@AZ_Brittney I’d rather not 😏

Are you with me? ✋

@PittsburghHOF No question!

Wish he would have come back and pitched the 9th the next day.

@For_Film_Fans This is amazing!

JOHN CLEESE's reply to a 14yr old kid asking if he had a fan club he could join.

@gardnerakayla @POTUS Thank you.

I asked @POTUS how the rising price of his ballroom (nearly x2 original estimate) and reflecting pool makeover (x7 original estimate) are any different than why he wanted to remove Fed Chair Jerome Powell for 30% cost overruns. Here’s his response:

@SteelCityBucs30 And Jared Jones is waiting

It’s hard to believe the Pirates have Paul Skenes. And somehow, we have this guy too…

@jbendery And again, who will hold them accountable? Without this, then laws are merely suggestions.

JUST IN: The Trump admin was hit with a lawsuit this morning for painting the Reflecting Pool blue. The Cultural Landscape Foundation claims the admin violated federal laws by altering the historic site without first having its plans reviewed. huffpost.com/entry/latest-n…

@Riches_peters @vidsthatgohard

@vidsthatgohard So who is this

Never forget when Michael Jordan’s mom did a dunk, happy Mother’s Day😂

@SkenesPaul @Pirates Yeah, I really don’t understand these decisions at all.

@Pirates I’ve had it up to here with Don’s pathetic coaching decisions. WHY ARE WE PUTTING RAMIREZ OUT THERE IN THAT POSITION!!! Gut-wrenching loss, especially with Cincinnati winning today.

Final: Pirates 6, Giants 7.

Tony Vitello was asked about Giants' fans booing throughout the night after a rough 13-3 loss. "What would you do? They paid for their ticket. They chose this over everything else. I mean there's 85 million shows you can watch on Netflix... maybe your walls are painted orange & black and this is the team your whole family for generations has supported, you got a lot invested. So you want something in return. At the very least a good effort, maybe execution here and there... it got to the point where it wasn't an acceptable effort."

@EliseMenaker This was really well done! Thank you.

The standard way to hold your glove is a thing of the past... Ian Happ shows me the hand positioning most guys use in MLB today:

@dvesean The Cabo añejo was the first tequila I loved to sip.

May 7 2007 Sammy Hagar sells a huge chunk of his Cabo Wabo tequila brand for $80 MILLION dollars. I was never much of a tequila guy but I LOVED Sammy's Beach Bar rum when I was still drinking! I've been alcohol-free since May 30 2017. (Sorry Sammy!) Sammy Hagar, R&R HOF.

@SteelCityBucs30 August 12, 1991

What was the best MLB game you saw in person?

@PGHNoContext I have a feeling he puts the lotion in the basket

@baseballinpix I love those uniforms

Honus Wagner, 1933. This was his first year as a coach for the Pirates, a role he would keep until 1951

@_NoahHiles @VerizonSupport I’ve been getting a lot of no signal/SOS on my Verizon phone for the past several days. At least I know it’s not just my phone.

@VerizonSupport No need for a DM, Bryan. Just fix the damn cell service so we can make phone calls, again. — Pittsburgh

Please figure it out @Verizon

@ShadowofEzra And with pants?

The Rock says he wore a skirt to the Met Gala because “the most masculine men wear skirts” in Polynesian culture. “We rock skirts.”