J Steed loves EU 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💛🔶🇪🇺 #fbpe

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That is quite some headline @MailOnline….. Does the poll “predict” that Starmer will be out of No 10 within a year? I’m sure you know the answer already, but indulge me while a do a small 🧵looking at what the poll ACTUALLY shows! 1/17

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Elon is the ultimate proof that money doesn’t buy you happiness. The saddest, least aspirational man who ever lived is also the richest. Says it all.

@em093NI Utterly sickening how your poor sister was treated.

Hi all, I've decided to share this video. Just b4 Christmas my autistic sister Katie (who doesn't speak and has the mindset of a toddler) went 2 buy a £2 dvd but the till had closed early and started crying in the shop. Police were called& forcibly removed her. #AutismAwareness

Apparently because the Deliveroo app removes notifications they can cancel orders and you don’t have any proof… they keep the money… on a call with a manger but refusing responsibility… #deliveroo are #frauds

@Deliveroo I don’t have a verified account so can’t.

@piffoffmuppet Hi there, thanks for your DM. We'll happily take a look into this for you. Please DM us with your account email address, phone number and order number 👉📨

@Deliveroo why do Starbucks Wokingham keep cancelling Deliveroo orders… keeping the money… theft #cheaters #starbucks

Twice just now… frauds..

@Pops__o Does he like sport? sportinmind.org

Hi Twitter, I’ve come for some help. Do you know of any organisations that can help a troubled 16yr old. Many of you will remember the special relationship I have with my youngest but it’s all lost. He only leaves the house for therapy and won’t attend college or get a job 1/

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@CatLaw75 Stay and chill time

@Hplayspiano Looking absolutely fabulous

@BorisJohnson Consistent in the supply of evidence that you are a twatspangle

As Britain becomes a Left-wing tyranny, meet the Argie president with the cojones to take a buzzsaw to big government, fight for freedom - and say he loves Mrs T dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…

@othingstodo_com Twat.

40 spins around the sun… feeling very happy & grateful 🙏

The gift that keeps giving !

@DJMatus @ProfBrianCox Especially if they say ‘Doctor’ to ‘who’s there’

@ProfBrianCox A "knock, knock" joke would be a fantastic icebreaker.

It would be wonderful if the first message we received from an alien civilisation was ‘Bollocks’ in ASCII. The Universe would make much more sense to me.