Chief Palm Officer
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Chief Palm Officer
@pingmaestro
CPO and CoCollector @cocoloconft
Palm Beach, FL Katılım Haziran 2013
205 Takip Edilen168 Takipçiler
@bubbleboi Oil is just the latest MCU movie release equivalent for market autists
We’ll be buying books for the next kookoo asset that becomes the current thing
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Everyone on this plane watched dumb movies like a dumb goy while I sat here and read the first chapter of this book and looked at the flight path.
It was a 4 hour flight.
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@garlandrg I saw maybe 1 or 2 clean reps, but that’s it.
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@DudespostingWs The sole fact that he’s including a solid form of Copenhagen plank shows this dude knows his shit. He checks out, let him through 🤝
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This D1 college football player trying to live to 150 takes you through a day in his life.
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scheduled posts are an underrated twitter feature
Khamenei.ir@khamenei_ir
The US empire is in decline. Feb. 17, 2026
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@jiratickets Every week and I swear, EVERY WEEK, I say to myself: that’s it, that’s JT’s Sgt Pepper’s… and then he drops Abbey Road, Abbey Road 2, Abbey Road Tokyo Drift, bangers after bangers, week after week! Praise this era 🙏🙏🙏
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@Jimlegare Saint-Vallier a vraiment changé depuis la dernière fois que j’y suis allé 😳😳😳
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Les plus belles villes du monde ont des arbres matures dans les rues, un spectacle magnifique qui casse l’apparence brute du béton et de l’asphalte noire. Un brin de fraîcheur durant les longues marches à se perdre entre cafés et boutiques.
Bruno Marchand lui, s’apprête à couper les arbres centenaires qui longent René Lévesque, tout ça, pour faire passer un tramway non financé, que 60 % des gens ne veulent pas.
Une erreur monumentale…
Mais bon, les gens ont voté pour ça.
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The under-analyzed third space in America is the waiting/eating areas outside of grocery stores. All grocery stores have them, a sort of aimless series of tables or chairs screwed into the concrete outside the store, from Erewhon all the way down to discount grocery, and if you pay attention you'll notice that these areas are always full of people just hanging around. For example the Mexican discount grocery will have a sleeping cowboy, while the Erewhon will have a black man reading a book in a purple suit. These people stay there for extremely long periods of time and seem to buy nothing from the actual store. Grocery stores emit a strange warmth that weirdos are attracted to
JT@jiratickets
In America we have lots of 3rd spaces, like the Apple Store
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excited to announce that we’re open sourcing EGO-SNAKE
the largest dataset of egocentric snake pov footage to train the next generation of autonomous vipers
comment for a data sample
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@I_amMukhtar From what I understand, they illegally searched his property and abused their power? Is that right?
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Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song.
America is not a real place.
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar
Meanwhile, in America. Police raided rapper Afroman’s house. They didn’t charge him with anything, but they trashed his home and stole $400. He captured the raid on CCTV. He then dropped diss tracks roasting them. They sued him for defamation, and he won.
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Zelda But It's A Modern Game (Fire Temple) 🗣️🎙️
"Acquiring the Boss key"
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@levelsio Agree! I only remember trying to enjoy driving in the city, but NPCs wouldn’t stop calling me non-stop to dump exposition about the lore or hand out side quests.
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This is why I had to stop playing Cyberpunk 2077, it's so tedious, it's not a game
Dexter Manning@DexterJManning
Zelda But It's A Modern Game (Fire Temple) 🗣️🎙️ "Acquiring the Boss key"
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Happy to see that @PierrePoilievre finally went on @joerogan's show.
Pierre Poilievre@PierrePoilievre
Fought for Canadian workers and Canadian interests on the world’s biggest podcast. Thank you @joerogan for an amazing conversation. Let’s get tariff-free trade. Sign up to watch it first: conservative.ca/cpc/sign-here-…
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this is great show this to your grandmother and tell them this is xi's daughter or something
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these fat cat independent local bookstore employees have had it too good for too long
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you’re so right, king. her employer should pay her as little as they can legally get away (with and ideally less than that 😉) to maximize their profits
Chief Palm Officer@pingmaestro
@Mlu__N2 Wdy 52k a year to work in a bookstore? Is she the owner? If not, how many books must that tiny place sell to offset just one 52k salary? Are there other employees?
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I’m surprised my Canada number is so high
captive dreamer@captive_dreamer
Would love to see some of these big grifter conspiracy slop accounts post their audience metrics. Something tells me we would get some (not so) surprising results
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$200 million doesn't even by us one rockets.
Where is the money actually going? Start the investigation now.
604RAW@604RAW
Canada just signed a $200 million deal for a new spaceport in Nova Scotia 👀 The 10-year agreement aims to give Canada its own launch site so Canada doesn’t have to rely on SpaceX and other foreign rockets to get satellites into orbit. The deal will support building independent launch capability on Canadian soil for satellites and defence needs. It will still take years before it’s fully running.
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