Jake Player

@KateRobbins @Charlesrose1

@piersmorgan Pretty sure you would be arrested for any random sliding tackle in the street. Whether it's a good one or not..

If Pickford did that in the street, he'd be arrested for assault. Ridiculous he wasn't sent off.

@cctv_idiots @OllieBroThe2nd

@JGoodman_ @andythomas_92

Queermint rhino 😂

@theresecoffey @paulwaugh The mentality of our government summed up in a single tweet

@paulwaugh Water cannot be disconnected though

Rashford has such a huge following, it's baffling the govt would want to take him on.

@AbakusDirect @AmazonHelp @AmazonUK @amazon Will @AbakusDirect ever give us our sofa? Delayed a week last week, now delivered and it's the wrong colour! Now living with no sofa!

Will @AmazonHelp @AmazonUK @amazon directly make contact to resolve our issue which has been going on 6 weeks

@TeamKnowhowUK Well then I will buy another one from elsewhere and return this one once that comes for a full refund. Awful customer service @curryspcworld

@player_jake Good Morning Jake, Unfortunately we have to receive the faulty item back to our warehouse first so we can test the item. Once we have collected the item and it has been received back in our warehouse, you will be notified and a new item will be sent out to you. Aaron twitter.com/messages/compo…

@curryspcworld been trying to get in contact for 3 days now, not heard a thing back and the phone cuts off after hours of waiting. Not good enough!

@TeamKnowhowUK That's absolutely not happening without me getting one back the same day. I've had terrible service for days now and expect it to be rectified without any inconvenience to myself.

@player_jake Hi Jake, unfortunately not. We have to get the faulty one back to our warehouse first so we can test the item. Once we get this back and our checks have been complete, we will send you a new one out - Chris

@TeamKnowhowUK Will a replacement be coming at the same time? I do not want to be without it

@player_jake Hi Jake, this will be collected tomorrow. -Chris

Replacing my passion for football with tipping point during isolation and celebrating those counter drops like a goal 👌

@oscarlawr3nce @dan_knight17

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But I do know you possess a significant member. Cheers for the laughs in these dark times.

@Pratley4 The bloke needs to grow up

@player_jake 🤢

@moneyshotpin @OllieBroThe2nd @jackduggan93 @DanWebb14 @Pratley4 What the hell is Cuppie though?

@goal @DanWebb14 this one of your chants?

“You look lonely!” 🗣 LAFC fans troll David Beckham at Inter Miami’s first-ever match 🤭 twitter.com/brn_slippy/sta…

The state of footballers these days..

@Ibra_official Grow up you dickhead

Lions don't sound like humans

Love this from the boss! 💙

@Pratley4 @jackduggan93

About to see @RomeshRanga in Bournemouth, if anyone else could turn up to make me laugh, that would be great