PNWUFOR Desert Edition (Troy)

There will never be an alien invasion. They are consciousness the invasion happened a long time ago in the depths of your mind. They can warp reality in a way that the desired outcome is already achieved a physical invasion is impractical. Your daily life is a retro casual reflection this consciousness guiding you at every step from a chosen point you've yet to realize.

@poe_collector Oh my god you almost made me question my existence for a moment 😂

I’m having a genuinely lovely day so I’m gonna log off and keep doing that! I think you should get yourself a fancy drink or a treat today because you deserve it. Monday is ass. Celebrate yourself.

@JayMcCabe @FettuccineSplit It is rough out here for Jays 😂

@FettuccineSplit Real tired of people making my name look like dogshit. Piss drinkers and…whatever he did to piss people off. I’m not sure I want to know.

Under the bus you go, Jay!

@ICEgov Universe is being lazy with this one Hillary looking ass

Amanda Leigh Fourez, a U.S. citizen from Illinois, paid thousands of dollars to have others make sexual torture videos involving adult and baby monkeys for people in deranged online chat groups. Known as “animal crush videos,” they show real monkeys being burned alive and having their genitals mutilated. She pleaded guilty April 15 following an ICE @HSINewOrleans and FBI joint investigation.

What a guy can't stay up late on a work night? 😂

@Grummwasabi Fuck the healer and his mana too 😂

I tank keys, nothing above a 12, I pull the way I want if you die its ur fault not mine. If u complain its not my problem, my ignore list grows. Tanking keys is so hard. Healing is the easiest role. DPS are cry babies. I dont stop pulling with rogues in my group, you will not restealth

@aimless1986 @Condorman6 @ChrisUKSharp Non human intelligence

@Condorman6 @ChrisUKSharp What the hell does NHI mean?

There are high level aerospace engineers with a TS clearance that are learning about new tech that they suspect is NHI. They are scared and want to leak the information but don’t know how. Most MDM reporters are skeptical and won’t follow up. Where do you go? Go to @ChrisUKSharp.

@rawsalerts Pentagon just gonna yoink all their data for Stargate

🚨#BREAKING: Google has officially signed a classified AI deal with the Pentagon.

It's actually insane Kirkpatrick said on camera "You should expect me to lie to you" and people will still defend him.

@heisveryhappy Bro I literally never waste my time with spys 😂

>mfw I’m trying to improve relations with a bordering Civ and they capture my spy.

A US airport sniffer dog detected over 100 pork and chicken sandwiches from 7-Eleven in Thailand Merla found the snacks hidden in a passenger's luggage, which were later destroyed

@DearS_o_n My dog

MEN ONLY!!!! Who was there for you when you were at your lowest?

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt" -Lying ass 90s teachers

@FightWithMemes Whaaaat the modified lizard venom causes paralysis and vision loss who could have ever known

What? The magic pill had side effects? No way. Big Pharma would NEVER sell us something harmful. 🤨

@WarMonitor3 Bazooka cub

What is the most interesting/greatest military invention in history?

@dogeofficialceo Aren't we all?

Are you retarded? Be honest.

@crypt0e It's making us stronger soon we will be able to control the psychosis

Twitter is a mass psychosis simulator engineered to push the suggestible into a schizophrenic break.

@rand_longevity The singularity is always

the singularity is so close now that things are starting to lose reality

@his4Everz Back to the garden 😂

If you could time travel rn where would you go?

Got followed around by an owl on my 3am walk taking my dog out