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Happy free public transport day Victoria for all those who celebrate

@aussiewongm @aus_hare @railmaps Oh durrr the Victorian side 😂🙏🏻

@po1983 @aus_hare @railmaps Train from North Shore station after leaving the Spirit of Tasmania on the Victorian side.

A bit ironic that today Tasmania gets free public transport, but tomorrow the cost of getting to and from Tasmania on the Spirit will increase by 15% abc.net.au/news/2026-03-3…

@taipan168 It’s pleasant I’ll give you that. But doesn’t beat my hometown yarra valley 😇

The Margaret River has to be the best wine region in Australia to visit. Not only are there world-class wineries and fantastic food, but what other wine region is so close to the beach with such stunning scenery?

@taipan168 I was dizzy by the time I finished luncheon there cheers 🥂

Lunch at Leeuwin Estate has to be one of the best winery lunches I've ever had, particularly when the tasting includes three generous tasting pours of Art Series riesling, chardonnay and cabernet sauvignon! Such a beautiful setting too. 😋

I keep getting turned on by videos of bar fights.

@adorablegov Libs just going for hot guys now… well they’ve got my vote

Next to be preselected by the vic libs

@Melbourne_says We were too busy stuffing gelato down our gobs

If you're in Melbourne go outside and look at the sunset.

Melbournes balmy evenings call for gelato 🍨 😎

@aus_hare @railmaps News to me they have a choo choo?

@po1983 @railmaps Well technically you can, you simply need to be going in the right direction.

@JasonNTCheong It’s just all stunning

@po1983 That last one!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Perfection

@taipan168 That’s kinda clever and cunty at the same time

To the prick who had the rental car before me and short filled it by 11 litres (but just enough so the fuel gauge showed full) when the petrol price is as high as it is now, I hope that karma gets you, you shit c$*t. 🤬

@tracksuitpant You’re so old skool

@clarkes Probably would’ve been good to put him on trial. I’m a bit old fashioned about that.

You know I’m slightly suspicious that VicPol might’ve iced this man.

@aaronsmith @clarkes @clairlemon She deserves a place in hell

@clairlemon Moira Deeming wants discredited conversion therapy to be legal again, and wants women denied abortion access. Deeming belongs in the past, not the Parliament.

Moira Deeming is a national hero. The Victorian Libs are beyond help.

@adorablegov Me giving advice

Things to remember when you’re asking strangers for advice about important and sensitive things on here: 1. This is an asylum 2. There are no staff 3. One of the patients ate the keys to the medicine cupboard

KYLIE IS COMING HOME Australia’s own global music icon @kylieminogue will headline the @telstra Pre-Game Entertainment at the 2026 Toyota AFL Grand Final. #AFLGF More info: afl.com.au/news/1487640

IT’S TIME. Australia’s own global music icon @Kylie Minogue will headline the @telstra Pre-Game Entertainment at the 2026 Toyota AFL Grand Final. #AFLGF

@pittworldwide Surely we need a Megamix

If gay Twitter was in charge of the setlist