Matt Green

Michael Oliver. Corrupt AF.

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Where does Man City's four-in-a-row rank in the all-time greatest sporting achievements?

Important investigative journalism here from @DavidJesudason

Exceptional. That is all. #LIVCHE

LIVERPOOL HAVE WON THE CARABAO CUP! 🏆 #BBCFootball #CHELIV

Interesting that @RishiSunak should quote Steve Coogan at #PMQs He probably wouldn't want this quote retweeting...

@DavidDavisMP Bit late for that, wouldn't you say?

It is really about time that these people realise they have a duty to the country that is greater than their personal leadership ambitions.

This is getting silly. The Party and the country are sick and tired of MPs putting their own leadership ambitions ahead of the UK's best interests.

@1970RobD "Senior Tory"... It's going to be some fucking no-mark we've barely heard of.

Gets the #PopCon out...

Next up: ethnicity data via the Tebbit test.

An election?

@ElliotElinor I might go out on my doorstep and clap.

@markashfield fyi

@gkjack @Heathernab The worst bit is when you wake up at 3am and there's some fella still talking to you.

@policyworks @Heathernab No they're not, because they keep playing after you fall asleep! I know you can put a timer but then I'm guessing how long until I sleep, I dont want to miss any of it!

Decided to get into bed early the last two nights and read my book like everyone says to do. Tell me why I’ve ended up going to sleep at fucking midnight both nights cause my book was too good. I feel scammed, what am I meant to do, read a shite book????

@Heathernab Totally! I have to listen to them all over again in the car the following day

@policyworks But that surely defeats the purpose of reading a good book haha

@SimonClarkeMP @Conservatives Small boats? Oh, grow up. Take a look back at a decade of stagnation, decimated public service and standards of public life dragged into the gutter. You've done it. We're sick of it. We want you out.

This result would represent a disaster for @Conservatives and our country. The time for half measures is over. We either deliver on small boats or we will be destroyed.

@antisemitism @SadiqKhan This is a disgraceful tweet. None of this has anything to do with the Mayor

Thinking of visiting @SadiqKhan’s London? This is what you can expect to see.