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@FoxNews Probably figured they was there to raise his water prices

A rabid beaver terrorized visitors at a New Jersey lake, including attacking an 8-year-old boy who was hospitalized after being bitten on the leg by the massive rodent.

@RepJeffries The great political agenda. Let’s bash each other instead of figuring things out.

The Knicks are up 2-0 and I have to wake up to another deranged rant from this guy. Gas prices are sky high, grocery bills are surging and families can't catch a break. Democrats are about to take back the House and you're losing your mind. Where's the luv?

@jimcramer Hopefully a pull back for us guys arriving late to the party

We have ARM coming up.. Data Dog star of game... Enterprise Software

@CocaineCoffee @RicFlairNatrBoy It was the coffee ☕️🤣

@RicFlairNatrBoy You need to stop going POOOO at the bars in your pants.

Impossible Is Just A Word Used By People Who Don’t Try. Anything Is Possible With Hard Work! WOOOOO!

@MartinShkreli @DeItaone @pnani456 Short city 💯🔥🔥

@DeItaone @pnani456 This is the sports book right?

KALSHI RAISES $1B AT $22B VALUATION AS PREDICTION MARKETS SCALE Kalshi raised $1 billion at a $22 billion valuation, led by Coatue with participation from major investors including Morgan Stanley, Sequoia Capital, and Andreessen Horowitz. Founded to turn real-world questions into tradable markets, Kalshi says it is building a new financial system where probabilities are priced transparently, not through fragmented or opaque channels. The company now claims over 90% of U.S. prediction market volume and says annualized trading has reached $178 billion in the past six months, with growing institutional adoption from hedge funds and asset managers.

@SVP_of_Retail @MartinShkreli @keonne First step act he will be fine tell him to grab a cellphone and get to work 🙃

@MartinShkreli @keonne What do you think he ends up serving after you consider time served and good behavior?

I am writing from FPC Morgantown prison in West Virginia. It has been about 5 months since I first surrendered myself in December, and I will be honest, the prospect of a Presidential pardon is very low. There was some hope during the Bitcoin 2026 conference, but that has now come and gone, and one must come to terms with the fact that I am simply a federal prisoner without money, power, or influence, and I will serve my full sentence. It will be years before I can even attempt to rebuild my life. Which is why I am now writing this appeal to you all now. Things are dire and we need your help. Lauren and I need your help desperately. More than ever before. We have over $2 Million of debt due to legal fees. We have a $250k fine the judge levied against us. Every day I get letters and calls from anxious lawyers looking to be paid. Or the DOJ demanding I start making payments on my fine. Perhaps it was denial or delusion, but I had hoped to do what I have always done and dig myself out of this hole myself - but with the reality of serving a full sentence that is not possible. I hate to ask for your help in this way but we are entirely out of options. We need to pay off these legal bills and other debts accrued attempting to defend myself. We desperately need your help. Now. For 10 years Bill and I built and published open source code and tools for Bitcoin users. Those same tools and code are what the government says were criminal. The tools and code still exist, they are out there right now and always will be. The creators however are locked away in Federal prison. The creators are the ones whose lives have been decimated. The creators are the ones who have been financially wiped out. The creators are the ones who desperately need you now. Please donate whatever you can to bc1qtjjcvn98wh7dfd55m8kxhjcfexanttwt8gtan8 . We have to get this albatross from around our neck. Samourai had well over 100,000 users. These users pushed over 2 billion dollars through our open source tools. We need those users and any bitcoiner who appreciates the work that we put into this industry for over a decade to help us now. Please donate whatever you can to bc1qtjjcvn98wh7dfd55m8kxhjcfexanttwt8gtan8 right now. If you require a private address please DM my wife @leamuirleyn and she will provide one. Please do not delay. Time is of the essence. Please help us. - Keonne

@ButtFarm69 @ryancohen This is enough internet for the day let me go ahead and get to work 🤣🤣🤣

@ryancohen Ryan showing up to Ebay HQ to reinstate his account

I have been suspended from eBay

@TiffanyFong Sniffin poop homie. Don’t sniff poop

what the fuck is hentaivirus ?

@elonmusk Ain’t gonna fix me 🫠🫠🫠

Neuralink progress

@MarioNawfal Anything to make the Jews look bad smh maybe he just wanted to know where the good food spot was at

@WhiteHouse How about WLFI? if you don’t know go Google it. We need answers 💯

Stock Market hit an ALL-TIME HIGH TODAY. 📈

@marcorubio My guy running for president 💯

@elonmusk The GOAT

@ewarren Fight to end congress from trading like you fought to stop spirit airlines merger

In the days before the U.S. bombed Iran, some traders placed perfectly-timed bets on the outcome—some accounts won millions. Was that just luck? Looks like insider trading to me. theguardian.com/world/2026/apr…

@SenWarren Wish yall took over spirit. Oh wait you did. Got just what you wanted

Anyone who thinks the Trump Administration's attempt to takeover the Fed is over is fooling themselves.

@SecRubio @WhiteHouse Probably the best speech I have heard from this administration 💯

@ryancohen CNBC gonna buy it all off you 🤣

I’m selling stuff on eBay to pay for eBay ebay.com/usr/ryan_5050

@RealCandaceO You need a insurance quote or what bro

The Daily Wire and 3 years of harassment. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@ksorbs Guess torcher is no good in 2026

Someone who is against the death penalty explain to me why this man does not deserve it. I see no reason why he should spend the rest of his days behind bars at the expense of the taxpayer.

@RealCandaceO @realDailyWire @benshapiro Waiting on Gieco to step in like “ yo can I save you some car insurance “ 🤣🤣

Will be doing a live here on X addressing Jeremy Boreing and his many lies. Standby. Going to be one for the books. @realDailyWire @benshapiro 🔥🔥