James Porter

Monzo's "Undo this payment" option is a great piece of psychologically informed design. Unlike other banks, it gives you about 15 seconds to reverse a payment. That reduces the risk of falling for scams, since doubts only appear after we've transfer cash. But why's that?

Some c*** in the office is playing Christmas music. It’s fucking November. Might go home

@Se_Railway Thank you

@pottso50 Sorry for the uncomfortable conditions onboard this evening, will try to get a message to crew on board. ^T

@Se_Railway any chance of a bit of air con on the train this afternoon? Feeling a little toasty on the 17.33 from London Bridge to Sevenoaks (carriage 74252).

Massive thanks to @SCThamesmeadFC for the opportunity they gave us and so pleased for everyone there that the great escape was completed. Thanks to Lee, Sam and all the committee wish u all the best . Uptheacre.

Can’t wait to get going. The journey continues #Uptheglebe 🔴⚫️

GLEBE FC are delighted to announce the appointment of Fred Dillon as the new First Team Manager. Fred will be assisted by Chris Steadman who takes up the assistant managers role. Fred has connections with the club for over 15 years . He joins on a 2 year contract. ##GlebeFamily

RT @ExcludedUK: Just in case you have not heard of #ExcludedUK and do not know the REAL story of the 3.8 million UK taxpayers, please read…

@fatboyAP1 has persuaded me to try to play darts for 12hrs straight for charity. For one, I don’t think the arm will last, secondly, need to limit beer intake otherwise I won’t last 3hrs! If anyone can spare a couple of quid, it’ll be appreciated. justgiving.com/page/james-por…

The first team host @KSportsFC at Bayliss Avenue on Saturday in a huge match for the Acre! Admission will be £7/£5 and the bumper 36 page programme's £2 (CASH ONLY!). #Thamesmead #groundhoppers @NonLgeProgs @ThamesmeadLDN @ZayZee00 @LDNFootieScene Come and support the lads. UTA!

It's a festive fun day at Bayliss Avenue this Saturday as the first team host @FElmstead at 3.00. With thanks to @Morrisons Thamesmead for their support and sponsorship of this game. Get along to SCT this Saturday! @abenaopp @MabelDayo @ZayZee00 @ThamesmeadLDN #Thamesmead UTA!

@TalkTalk No chance. No one I’ve spoken to has been able to tell me why the upgrade can’t happen/isn’t happening.

@pottso50 Hi @pottso50. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We do apologize for the inconvenience caused. Please send us a Direct Message so we can be able to look into this for you. -Siphjesihle

@TalkTalk Quite possibly the worst upgrade experience I’ve had. In fact, I haven’t upgraded twice due to issues with your system. But you didn’t tell me about that. I’ve had to call and speak to three different countries and six different people. Looking for a new provider.

Cheers Pep!

Remember

WHAT A WIN!!!! 🍟🍟🍟

A great back heel assist by Chipsted No9️⃣ Mitchell Hull sets up No3️⃣ Dan Jeffery who calmly slots home helping his side climb to top of the Division 1 West Table. It finished @Chipstead_FC 5️⃣ @Bexleyfc_ 0️⃣ Full Highlights will be available shortly. @nonleaguedayuk @rygsportsfilm

The clothes you’ll find when having a wardrobe clear out. patreon.com/posts/61409547

Just do it 👇

@fatboyAP1 I won’t suggest this on Boxing Day then.