Payton Bartee

@TheStingisBack Olyphant is insane in this

Emile Hirsch pretending he’s not interested in Elisha Cuthbert while she's doing this in The Girl Next Door (22 today!) is elite acting. This film is a surprisingly smart love letter to ’80s coming-of-age classics like Risky Business, disguised as a 2000s sex comedy.

The life of a millennial: - Graduated into the Great Recession - Entry level jobs required 3 years experience - Pensions replaced by the 401k - Promoted at work meant a 2% raise & 200% more responsibility - Felt stability in life then a pandemic - Highest inflation in 50 years deleted pay raises - Home prices doubled overnight forcing permanent renters - Childcare costs 1 month of rent - Juggling aging parents, young kids, burnout from work & the cost to live - AI causing mass layoffs during peak earning years

I think Americans would be much more productive at work if there wasn’t constant stress-inducing madness going on at the hands of our government.

"I didn't vote for this"

Just because you were too stupid to understand this is what you were voting for doesn’t mean this isn’t what you voted for

A little more than a year between these two pictures

I don't know that words will ever be able to adequately express how insane it feels to sit at a desk and respond to trivial emails while the President of the United States threatens to destroy an entire civilization.

Happy Easter Sunday from the very Christian, very stable genius 🍊🤡

@BuffaloSabres @avsfortheW

@JeremyWingert79 If you ever need backup defending/promoting Midnight Mass, lemme know 🫡

Series I’m watching or rewatching: 📺 DTF St. Louis (what a wild pilot!) 📺 Midnight Mass (a masterpiece) 📺 The Comeback S3 (so good!)

@ReggieChatman “Nothing from my end!”

Shout out to this guy working from home at Truist Park. Out of support I’ve protected his identity. Salute legend.

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

A golden statue in a temple where the faithful gather to worship their idol. But enough about the Book of Exodus – here's Trump's Presidential Library!

"Imagine if instead of spending billions on wars, America spent that money on its people. We’d have a much different country."

@returnofaj Left LOC incoming

I texted a college hockey guy I know about this kid. I share his response with his permission: "Details. May not be any good, but he works. High character." Very on brand for what the Avs have targeted in UDFA market the last handful of years.

@hbomax Getting a little crowded at the hotel

The guest list continues to grow. #TheWhiteLotus season 4 welcomes Heather Graham, Frida Gustavsson, Rosie Perez, Tobias Santelmann, Ben Schnetzer, and Laura Smet.

@SharpFootball @MileHighGreco I love when stations show graphics/stats like this as a potential jinx—just begging the 🏀 Gods to interfere!

#1 seeds: 134-0 when up by 15+ points at half… UNTIL THIS GAME 💀💀

Torts is ETERNAL

My favorite movie of all time is different from the greatest movie I’ve ever seen, if that makes any sense