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Steve Lamb

@pylonvu

Retired database do-things-with-er, I now spend most of my waking hours staring at a screen, baffled and wondering 'why did it do that?' (Retired?) Not a lemur.

Silverdale Katılım Temmuz 2018
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Nick Stone
Nick Stone@EuropeanNick·
As politicians attack the name of marmalade, here’s my own jar.
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Steve Lamb
Steve Lamb@pylonvu·
Not content with forcing decent British companies to change the labels on decent British marmalade in the future, the EU has been sending secret agents out to infiltrate our pantries and change the labels on jars we had already bought.
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Count Binface
Count Binface@CountBinface·
Rory, I can give you two now, and fifteen when we reach Alderaan. @RoryStewartUK
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No Context Brits
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
You have to remove one item. Which is it?
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Gail Myerscough
Gail Myerscough@GailMyerscough·
My husband has lost most of his work to AI. If you want a great speech written by a human (not generic AI slop) have a look at his website mathew-owen.co.uk Please retweet far and wide.
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Stuzi 🐝🐝
Stuzi 🐝🐝@stuzi_pants·
Is it just me or does Trump’s dance make him look like he’s fed a tea towel through both ears and he’s trying to itch his brain? No wonder he’s dancing given the untold sums of clandestine money he’s making off the back of his folly in Iran
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Glenn
Glenn@TallGlenn85·
@gregbagwell But that’s what he is an MP and gets paid almost 100k a month
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John O'Connell
John O'Connell@jdpoc·
We've reached the point where Danny Dyer is talking more sense than almost anybody ...
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Steve Lamb
Steve Lamb@pylonvu·
To be honest I thought facial recognition was going far enough...
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Carl Bovis
Carl Bovis@CarlBovisNature·
If you see this photo please leave a comment. 😊 Have you ever seen a Puffin? 🐦😍
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Parody Nigel Farage
Parody Nigel Farage@Parody_PM·
Urgent message.
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Steve Lamb
Steve Lamb@pylonvu·
@implausibleblog Getting increasingly reminded of Lloyd Bridges as Admiral Benson in "Hot Shots" e.g. - "You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots... and that's my job!"
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Farrukh
Farrukh@implausibleblog·
President Trump says that they shot down their own pilots with US patriot misses, but it's ok because the pilots survived and are ok
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Steve Lamb@pylonvu·
@davehomeless89 I wondered if it was really the prank call to end all prank calls (remember, he said "they called us"), but the people who say it was just to calm do the markets sounds the likeliest scenario. One media post dangling a possible five-day break in hostilities - cost almost zero.
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homeless d but not for long
homeless d but not for long@davehomeless89·
do you think Donald Trump thinks hes speaking to Iran when in reality the adults in the room give him a toy phone to play with
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