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@savanah2j Had a guess pass to one in NYC. Lots of parents using the childcare benefit. That makes it seem well worth it to me.

Look I’m very into health and fitness there’s a lifetime gym opening by my house and I was planning on getting a membership, starting price is $339 per month. Doesn’t that seem a little steep or am I just outta touch because I haven’t paid for a gym in a long time??

@tendollardanny I fucking knew it

i don’t know who needs to hear this. you need to solve everything now. right now. you are running out of time

@gracecamille_ 1200isplenty

usually the worst thing you can do is join a subreddit dedicated to one of your own minor insecurities or concerns

boyfriend on a work call just heard him say "These people need to be executed" love him sm

ladies and gentlemen. After a multi month battle I have tested NEGATIVE for H. Pylori stomach bacteria. You may now clap

My mom got me a chibi Buddha keychain

time to update the figma slides portfolio again. Gotta do this until I die apparently

Thank you gengy

Guy wearing a Gengar shirt stood up when flight attendant asked if anyone is a nurse or doctor for a medical emergency

Just ate a protein bar so low calorie and protein filled that it tasted like public school tap water

please @floraai make a desktop version i think this shit gonna explode. I have another few of these in the same file i'm sorrrryyy plzzz

Esoteric health twitter I want to make the transition to natural fiber WORKOUT clothes do I just accept that I’m going to have sweat spots everywhere. Do we all just wear black cotton. What’s the move

You dont have to drink but you should try going to a dance club with good music

@defidave Come to the sun 🤩☀️

@pyroxiumn I should go back to LA

Visiting home (Los Angeles) while it’s freezing at home (nyc) . Midtweet I’ve decided to change the subject of this tweet to basically that I want to call both of them home and I think I will do that now.

My carry on has clothes the size of dental floss because of this weather

@floraai plzzz let me have two workspaces open at once PLEASE

“You haven’t heard of ‘squeaky bum’?!!” Fucking NO ????

Most my coworkers are British and the love to act shocked when I balk at phrases like “squeaky bum time” like on what planet would that be fucking normal thing to say other than in the UK . Freaks

i chickened out /: