Hey who let him post?

@JamesUrbaniak @littlefucky Fun fact, both from Paterson NJ

@littlefucky The man in that photo is former British-Columbia resident and insurance salesman Bud Abbott who died in 2019. The "Who's on First" Bud Abbott died in 1974 and never had the opportunity to wear a The North Face jacket. Common mistake.

Aubrey Plaza and Bud Abbott from "Who's On First" are having a child together.

@3YearLetterman @EricLDaugh And not one of them got to experience the majesty that is a Buc-ee's

@EricLDaugh Looks like a bunch of Europoors getting ready to participate in world wars that they will need America to end America is Western Civilization, not the Europoors

🚨 BREAKING: Every Westerner needs to see this, President Trump just posted Paris from 126 years ago Look at it — a stark LACK of trashy 3rd world thugs, pirates and Islamists trashing everything Pure Western Civilization. Europe must save itself and REPEL the 3rd world!

@3YearLetterman @MikeBales FAIL: There are no steakhouses in Dallas

@MikeBales Sir if you want us to believe this you should have said that you received a standing ovation

I was at a steakhouse in Dallas, eating alone at the bar. Next to me was a young guy in a military uniform. He was eating a baked potato and a side salad. Nothing else. He kept eyeing the steaks coming out of the kitchen, then looking at his wallet. I flagged the bartender. "Put his tab on mine," I whispered. "And send him the ribeye. Tell him it's a mistake from the kitchen." The bartender grinned. "You got it." Ten minutes later, the huge steak landed in front of the kid. "I didn't order this," he said, panicked. "I can't pay for this." "Kitchen messed up," the bartender lied perfectly. "Manager said to eat it or we have to trash it." The kid ate like he hadn't seen food in a week. When he finished, he asked for the check. "Covered," the bartender pointed at me. The kid turned to me. "Sir, I..." "Thank you for your service," I said. "Get home safe." He stood up, shook my hand, and walked out taller than he walked in. If you have more than you need, build a long table, not a higher fence. 🫡🇺🇸

@3YearLetterman @KalenDeBoer @emilyetaylor23 @thirstproject Sir, there was very little I found mixed about your reaction drawing. It was beautiful and patriotic. Art.

Glad to see I got #1 status over less important news, though “satirical” is false

@3YearLetterman @mistressdivy Nothing average about that average

@mistressdivy No one challenges me intellectually. My IQ is 104 which is 4 points above the highest score possible

Guys: if a woman challenges you intellectually, is that attractive to you?

@S_Shoaf Openrouter

Anthropic just banned OpenClaw!? Starting April 4th, you will no longer be able to use your Claw subscription with OpenClaw. This is a big deal, and I think it's going to cause a lot of issues for people using this on a daily basis. What used to cost you either $100 or $200 a month is now going to cost you $2,000 a month. This is a huge L by Claude, and I think this is going to send them to the grave. I guess everybody's switching over to the OpenAI subscription. Time to use GPT 5.4. !

@JeremiahDJohns @KelseyTuoc "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect" Francis M. Wilhoit

@KelseyTuoc Arguably the defining element of Trumpism as a philosophy is the flattening of all politics to the friend/enemy distinction. There is no disagreement that is not betrayal. So when ACB rules against Trump (as she does fairly often!) it's viewed in terms of weakness and betrayal.

I find it particularly striking that he can only understand the court case as turning on "do we want to be nice? y/n" rather than on a legal question, and so can only complain that she probably wants to be nice, because she's a woman

@jbarro @AlanMCole One terrible manager

@AlanMCole The reporting has said it's driven by huge geographic variation in sick call-out rates: almost 40% of TSA agents have been calling in sick in Houston. What I haven't seen anyone report on is why this varies so much by geography. abcnews.com/US/tsa-officer…

Is there an explanation why DCA and IAD seem to have oddly excellent TSA during the shutdown while other places, especially BWI, are disasters?

@3YearLetterman @CoachDanGo Only the ones that serve panda

@CoachDanGo Panda Express (Spanish for “Speedy Bear”) is an amazing and authentic dining experience

Stop eating like a child. Stop eating pancakes for breakfast or ordering Panda Express for lunch. Stop it with stress snacking between meals. Eat meats, veggies, fruits, single ingredient whole foods. Control the foods you put in your mouth. Eat like a damn adult.

@minchoi We can use it with @OpenRouter , no?

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Less than 24 hours ago, Nvidia dropped Nemotron-3 Super. 120B parameters. 12B active (MoE). Open source. Built specifically for AI agents. Here's the full setup + workflow 👇

@dilanesper Tell me you don't know what yield means without telling me you don't know what yield means

One more thing about traffic circles-- their advocates, when they concede at all that drivers don't understand them, say "well the accidents are all sideswipes". But drivers don't want to get into a bunch of sideswipe accidents. People hate fender-benders!

@AndrewHilaryUS Ask the AI for an idea?

People are dunking on this but I don’t get it. Deciding “what should I do movie about?” is a critical step in any film production.

@3YearLetterman Thank you for your service

I may ratio the president’s granddaughter with your help

@JulieChangRE In the Northeast and other areas where we use fuel oil to heat, an underground tank sweep is highly recommended.

People ask me all the time what level of due diligence should you be doing on a house. Before you even consider a house in person 1. Really look at the listing photos. I’m looking for issues and is it a flip 2. Look at Google Maps street view 3. Google earth 4. How loud 5. Crimemapping 6. Go drive the neighborhood 7. Go hang out in it, walk on the streets. Then I look up what’s the characteristics listed and what’s in the title database / county showing. This is a clue on if there’s unpermitted work. And read the confidential remarks and look up prior sales Then I’d recommend you look up permit history on the city of record. An ADU with no permit is a big deal. An unpermitted bathroom is less concerning. 1/2 the square footage of the house is unpermitted? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Do you get into escrow? This is San Diego. You have other potential inspections to do in other areas and if you’re in well or septic you need to add those. At minimum you should be doing 1. General home inspection 2. Wood destroying pest 3. Sewer line inspection ideally by a plumber who can also look at plumbing issues Then here’s a bunch of others dependent on the property if they have there OR they’re older or get called out 1. Pool inspection & may have to call a bunch of pool contractors 2. L2 chimney inspection but if it’s gas then that is basically an appliance. If it’s a brick chimney it may result in calling masonry / chimney contractors 3. Roof 4. Solar (if owned not under warranty) 5. Electrical 6. Foundation & drainage 7. Engineering particularly if on a slope or significant movement 8. Arborist 9. Hvac 10. Mold 11. Tile 12. Pest - yes some termite cos do pest but not all do and yes some rat / mice infested homes need major remediation. Like 10k of remediation because they’re everywhere. In the insulation, under the house, the walls, the attic, the ducting, landscaping Insurance is a challenge. They may want to know 1. What year and brand is the electric panel 2. What kind of plumbing 3. Age of roof 4. Photos of property showing trees are not growing into the house and roof 5. Is there a pool, dogs on the property They will pull your loss claim history and the properties

@NormOrnstein Crowded field

In his defense, he is the dumbest member of the House

@AlanMCole SLATE, GROIN, CHUMP

The continued popularity of ADIEU as a Wordle starter is dispiriting. It’s a horrific choice.

@JulieChangRE Only fits 8 people

What do you think are the number 1 & 2 complaints about a shower like this?

@Laura_W_Gieseke We've put the selling family in an air bnb, a hotel, sent them on vacation during showing weekends, as long as 2 weeks to get under contract and the home inspection done before moving back. We destage after showing weekend if there's little kids or exuberant pets.

Getting my house ready for sale and it looks perfect today for the photos so I can just put my kids in a hotel until it's sold right 😵‍💫😂😂

@LoganMohtashami @grok Economists successfully predict 22 of the last 3 bubbles.

@grok How many years has Peter Schiff said Housing is in a bubble post 2009

@JustWat73716384 @speechboy71 we're calling those bagels now?

@speechboy71 Starbucks growing out in New England. Dunkin can't even put cream cheese on my bagel anymore

I’ve never seen a more devastating indictment of New England than this map