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@TPBlue4 @RecordersOffice

@RecordersOffice The maga party is cheating in earnest now. Here we go again. Christ, this shit is old.

Recorder Rejects Board’s Political Theater on Dropbox Resolution (PHOENIX) – Today, Maricopa County Recorder Justin Heap declined the Board of Supervisors’ last-minute demand that he appear before the Board to answer questions regarding a proposed resolution attempting to seize control over ballot drop boxes. Read more here: bit.ly/3RlZG1Y

@JackGormanSport Jack, Shadeur is not good

Mary Kay once again pushing the “anyone but Sanders” narrative. This whole situation is bizarre.

@TrumpsHurricane Buh bye

“We’re a Gay couple who will be leaving America because of Trump.” Where should they go ??

@cutiieepie6 Loser money is money! Take the tip and move on! You work at door dash

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@wcdispatch Weasel is too nice! This moron’s policies have gone left for too long and allowed fraud, foreign invasion and put Ohioans in financial trouble! Not sure I trust Vivek but endorsed by Trump is a better start than with Devine

For the record: I couldn’t be happier that this is the end of the Mike DeWeasel Administration. Exposed for billions in Medicaid fraud, AG resigning within days of the story going live. Couldn’t happy to a more obnoxious garden gnome. No one will miss you Mike.

@RONNIE_JANES @MattWallace888 @grok David you sir are a moron

@MattWallace888 @grok Well it's pretty obvious! "With your stomach that bloated, how does Melania manage to ride you?" #tRump: "We don't do sex anymore. We're just a fake couple, like i'm a fake president!"🤷‍♂️

Can you read his lips @grok and tell us what he said that caused President Trump to react that way?

@AngelShedeway Shadeur is not a good QB and will not start!

The Browns will probably have a lot of national TV games this year due to Shedeur! No network is putting the Browns on national TV because of Deshaun Watson, Midget Gabriel or Sorsby!

@Stephhewitt1 @luxemiaa Moron TDS retard

I was on a flight sitting in my assigned seat when a couple walked up and immediately told me I was in their seat. I checked my boarding pass again even though I already knew I was right. Same row, same seat number. Everything matched. I politely told them this was my assigned seat. The husband looked unsure, but the wife became fully committed to the argument within seconds. She kept insisting I needed to move because apparently she wanted my window seat. I showed her my boarding pass. She barely looked at it and kept arguing anyway. Then she started getting louder and making comments about how difficult I was being. At one point she straight up called me a bitch because I refused to move from the seat I literally paid for. So now the flight attendant gets involved. She checks my ticket, checks theirs, and immediately tells the wife she was........

@TrumpsHurricane @CrystalSin22064 Fat loser should be embarrassed to ask anybody for handouts. That’s just a victim loser mentality that has no place in America get a job you fat be otch

This Black woman says “White people need to start paying for Black peoples groceries” What’s your response to her ??

@Ghostbanned7 @DrClownPhD God you are stupid! Total different things but explaining it to you would make your head explode! I get it you’re an atheist and don’t believe in God! Most likely a lib as well! Just move on

@randy5393 @DrClownPhD There are a lot of apes too, so what's your point? If God created Adam from dust, why is there still dust?

@Ghostbanned7 @DrClownPhD Stupid comeback! Makes no sense! There’s a lot of dust in the world!

@randy5393 @DrClownPhD If God created Adam from dust, then why is there still dust? Hah! Answer that, sky-fairy believer! #GottaLieToDeny #Evolution

@GlockfordFiles Not Travis

@PeloSwing Not him

Travis Kelce at the Met Gala

@TrueOnX @rae_amy52082 Totally agree

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Putin: "I want the ordinary citizens of Western countries to hear me." "You are being persistently told that all your current difficulties are the result of hostile actions by vicious Russia, and that you must pay for the fight against a mythical Russian threat out of your own pockets. All of this is a lie." "The truth is that the problems you are facing now are the result of years of actions by the ruling elites of your own countries... their mistakes, short-sightedness, and ambition. They do not think about how to improve your lives; they are obsessed with their own selfish interests and excessive profits." - Vladimir Putin Let me know what you think, and SHARE THIS so that others may too. THIS NEEDS TO GO VIRAL, THE WORLD NEEDS TO HEAR THIS!

@GarbageHuman24 @Decoder2 6 months? Nice! Do it

All of society would heal overnight

Despicable behavior by these female officers! I was in LE and corrections for 35 years! They would have been removed in my day! Unacceptable and would not be welcome on any assignment ever again! DEI is a dangerous philosophy! Sad!

@BuckeyeGirrl @CollinRugg Are you f ing kidding me

@CollinRugg What did the croc do to deserve to die? He ate something in his own habitat?

NEW: Police airlift a crocodile with the body of a 59-year-old businessman inside. Local police in South Africa say they suspected the crocodile ate the man after observing it from drones. They then shot it and airlifted it off. When they landed back on the ground, the crocodile was sliced open, and human remains were found. The remains are believed to be those of 59-year-old Gabriel Batista, who had previously been swept away in raging floodwaters. His ring was found inside the animal along with six other pairs of shoes, which authorities fear may belong to other victims. On Monday, Batista reportedly tried to drive over a flooded bridge to reach his hotel and bar, but he and his truck were swept into the water. He was then swept down the river, where crocodiles were waiting for prey. It is unclear if Batista was already deceased when he was eaten, but authorities believe some of his other remains may have been eaten by other crocodiles.

Thanks Mark! Love when athletes speak up! If you have a voice to speak out do it! Even if it can change one person! Our values are not to be destroyed by the mentally ill who try to mock what God intended! God, family, America, baseball, apple pie, 2 genders etc!!! WWG1WGA!

@MuniLotMenace Amen brother! Mike Phipps was better

This Shedeur shit is so tiresome. If his last name wasn’t Sanders not a single person would be wanting him to start. He had one of the worst QB seasons in NFL history

@KieranHowton @bronzfire2118 @welovenabers He fella backwards on one play just back peddling ala Mike Phipps

@bronzfire2118 @randy5393 @welovenabers I watched him play. Be was genuinely the worst player on the field by far. He may as well have been playing for the other team

Smh…she is really insane.