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@yungmetronome definitely happier than say hippie cultists and philosophy grad students tho, if that's the only thing you're comparing them to

@yungmetronome then why are like 60% of normie career+family people so fuckin miserable and complain all the time?

I spent 3 years adrift in college, barely doing school, talking to MBAs, Philosophy grad students, hippie cultists etc, mapping the landscape of human values/lifestyles/outcomes, only to conclude that I needed to ruthlessly+optimally deliver a normie life of family+career

@wolf_pack____ @OfficialS4TAN @jeremylovesyall that's insane. I would've bet my entire net worth that the Bene Gesserit were an analogy for the jews

@ratapsst @OfficialS4TAN @jeremylovesyall jews are present in the later dune books but are very distinct from the bene gesserit lol

no one could have foreseen that the butlerian jihad will be catholic

bruh men are so fucking weak and pathetic, dear god. cant believe this is the same sex than used to fight wars and shit there are women out there who have literally been raped and/or beaten within an inch of their life and yet they still have the courage to try to keep dating

@original_ngv @sharpeye_wnl a very common scenario for girls is to fear for their life around a strange man, but sure, keep crying about how some random girl in college didn't wanna high five you. so traumatic, definitely impossible to get over that

@sharpeye_wnl I don't even know why this blew up...this is a very common scenario for a lot of guys lmao

In my first year of college I was doing a group project with a girl I thought was very cool. We worked together for 3 weeks and when the project was done I went around for high fives with the team. When I reached her she looked at me and said "ew no". You could tell it slipped and she didn't mean to say it out loud, but it killed the vibe between everyone. Never spoke with her again. Nope, never making a first move with girls ever again lol. Learnt my lesson the hard way.

@original_ngv bruh men are so fucking weak and pathetic, dear god. cant believe this is the same sex than used to fight wars and shit there are women out there who have literally been raped and/or beaten within an inch of their life and yet they still have the courage to try to keep dating

@tracewoodgrains libertarian? 🤨 i thought u were talking about leftists

@ratapsst the hardline libertarian case I'm subtweeting here often includes the idea that taxation is broadly illegitimate

countries (which should not exist) have the obligation to extend the benefit of the institutions within them (which are unjust) to everyone in the world (none of whom have any duty to them in return)

its crazy how much better night life is when bars are open till 4am rather than 2am

@lisco_2000 get a cool car

genuinely seeking advice: how do you cope with moving from a major city back to a completely unwalkable rural/suburban area where you have no friends and need to drive everywhere (as an adult)

@OfficialS4TAN @jeremylovesyall no way, i thought they were the jews

@jeremylovesyall The telepathic space witches are literally the jesuits 😭

@jeremylovesyall anyone with a catholic grandma could've

@geminif33d US is insane for not letting u travel on a visa

My mom got her citizenship last week and this week she went to Mexico without telling anyone 😭

@nyokodayo i would refuse on principle. I'd rather be an eternal NEET at my parents house or just straight up do sex work plus who's to say they don't pull up the ladder again and after you paid for 2 yrs of work experience they start asking for 4, then 6... also u can lie on ur resume

ngl I feel like ppl would just pay for job experience just like paying for uni since apparently everyone just needs at least 2 years of that before getting any job at all now

@stuntedaphidcel being a hypocrite doesn't mean he was wrong

once saw a guy reject the entire field of philosophy as "pseudoreligious intellectual masturbation for the pretentious" and then i checked his profile and he was a devout Buddhist

@saddymayo "i can excuse sexual harassment, but i draw the line at cheating"

Hey so don’t send raunchy things in my DMs if you have a fucking girlfriend. Is SHE cool with you sending several pictures of your dick? Should we ask her? Just don’t.

@dylon_mon @usr_bin_roygbiv iykyk

@usr_bin_roygbiv Who tf r these ppl ? Why is this vague post dogshit in my TL

watching roon slowly realize he has to leave california and yacine slowly realize he has to leave canada have been the funniest ongoing series on this website

@JPLFR80 i wonder how many times I've been married! like i know I'm probably in a lot of fucks, and definitely in a few kills, but who wanna marry me?

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

@Leo06801723 @ferrariforrest @PanasonicDX4500

@ferrariforrest @PanasonicDX4500 A VP holds no real power, you're effectively the President's assistant.

everyone on here drastically overestimates the value of being vice-president. it’s not something you give up a senate seat for if you’re under 55.

@punicist they really gotta invent some sort of citizenship/papers exchange program, whether it be temporary or permanent

I see people from Europe dreaming to go to the U.S. (I know a few who earn top 10% salaries in France and still apply for the green card lottery) and see Americans leaving everything behind and to go live in the Mediterranean. Tens of thousands of people from the third world risking their lives to go to the West and Westerners living as expats in Bali, Morocco, Malaysia, etc. (Though I know the flows are asymmetric in scale) I think quality of life in (Med) Europe, America, or even many cities in the Third World isn't really that different if you have money. My French friends applying for the green card lottery want a higher career ceiling and salary multiples Meanwhile Americans moving to Thailand or Lisbon are often already financially comfortable and are now optimizing for pace of life, weather, food culture and lower stress. Different life stages and different utility functions, but it's interesting that no matter what stage you are in, you always can move somewhere else to improve, including to less developed countries than where you already are now And the highest stage / the endgame seems like a lot of money + life in a place like the Mediterranean, Bali, etc.