iMobo 📊📈

“Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community... but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots.” ― Umberto Eco: novelist

@mr_timmermans @World_Affairs11 Werey dry quote bible for me sha. You think say na atheist responded to your comment? Anyway, if you can live in a society where one man will dictate your way of live you can port to Saudi

@rbolade @World_Affairs11 I won’t waste my time to argue with people like you. Woe unto people that call evil good.

BREAKING: 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia fully restores East-West oil pipeline, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz and pumping 7,000,000 barrels per day. Saudi Arabia says it needs no more strait of Hormuz.

@kokomatic @eljayee2003 Yes o. They can't uncover his achievements as governor for 8 years. The can't uncover his pandora papers story, they can't uncover when his aid was caught with huge cash. They cant uncover the atrocities committed under his watch when bodies of Anambra youth dumped in a river

@eljayee2003 And some of you could not uncover Peter Obi’s achievements as governor of Anambra state?

You have joined them too my friend?

@mr_timmermans @World_Affairs11 Was there ever an election in Saudi history? Can you leave under the rules of a one head of state for decades? Can you abide by the law of a one man state? Think before you display your stupidity

This what we call a working country. My home country can’t comprehend. Election is their main and future priority! The only thing they are good at is consuming and borrowing. They’re not prepared for anything apart from the next election only when problem hits them that’s when they start planning. Mind you, if the problem doesn’t hit them, it’s not their problem. Guess my country.

@GloriousGod01 So na Tinubu regime say make water money for the school you attended abi? Na glorify secondary school abi? Na Tinubu make bag of pure water be 700? If we talk say una m@d now dem go think say na insult. You sure say you go school so?

I recently went back to the university area where I studied. That place has no water supply, so students buy every drop they use. When I was in school, we bought a keg of water for 40 naira. It later rose to 50 naira. By the time I left (just last year), some vendors were already charging 100 naira. I visited the same area recently and I could not believe what I saw. - A keg of water now sells for 300 naira. - A bag of pure water sells for 700 naira. - Stores no longer accept ₦5, ₦10, or 20 naira notes. - The shortest bike ride costs 200 naira. - A litre of fuel sells for 1,365 naira. I keep asking myself how these students are surviving. This situation is terrible. This country is completely messed up and ordinary people are suffering badly. If you are still planning to vote for Tinubu in 2027, it shall not be well with you. If you want to sell your conscience for a bag of rice, it shall not be well with you. If you choose to vote tribe over competence, it shall not be well with you. Tinubu must go! Above all, love God.

@HAHayatu Did you join hands to send Buhari away when things were worst than this?

Dear Southerners. Tinubu will try making this election a North Vs South, do not fall for his deception, his bad governance affected every part of Nigeria, he will only use your sentiments to extend your suffering. Let join hands to send Tinubu away.

Sunday piece... A subsidy of N500 per litre which will bring the cost of petrol to about N800 will cost us N30bn daily and N900bn monthly for the first month and trust the number to go up with fraud in subsequent months. N5.4trn in 6 months. Plug and play the figures for your targeted pump price eith subsidy. N900bn is 50% of the FAAC shared in February which means subsidy will reduce revenues by 50%. No state except Lagos, Delta and Rivers can absorb this shock in their budgets based on projected revenue and dependency on FAAC. They won't be able to pay salaries and fund The FG's budget deficit will also worsen which means we have to go back to ways and means. With ways and means, inflation and Naira devaluation is sacrosanct. Looking at the FG projections - $60 per barrel and 1.84m barrel per day production. Even though oil prices have gone up, our production shortfall counters the gain massively. We also have forward contract obligations to meet with crude. We would have made a windfall with a production over 2m bpd. With Executive order 9, conservatively we can estimate a monthly Excess crude account inflow at $15m - $20m daily. Conservatively even the money from Excess crude prices can't pay the subsidy requirement so we need to borrow to pay it. While Cardoso will be looking at boosting our reserves, Wale will be eyeing the fund to pay some of our debt obligations while a percentage of accrued FAAC should be deployed to cushion the effects of the unwarranted global oil increase. What can the government cut? Nothing, the police is recruiting, Army is recruiting, forest guards are coming onboard and we are spending on insecurity with a debt in trillions hanging above the power sector. Growth in Non oil revenue is now as important as ever. Challenging times for Cardoso, Mr. Wale Edun, Mr. Zach and Mr. Taiwo. Caveat - This post is for people with a certain level of IQ.

@Karigwe Judaism, Christianity, Islam All have one father, Abraham. Out of the three, Islam took a test from other two

The Quran is supposed to be a complete, perfect book of wisdom, but when you actually study it instead of cramming it like you are advised, that is when the problems start. Before you argue with me, let’s examine this. According to Quran 16:103, it claims it is written in pure Arabic. Yet when you look closely, it contains words that are not originally Arabic or words that do not have clear meanings in Arabic. Even Islamic scholars themselves admit that there are foreign words in the Quran from languages like: Syriac, Hebrew, Persian, Ethiopic and so on. So which one is it? Is the Quran pure Arabic, or is it a mix of Arabic and foreign words? Because “pure Arabic” should not contain borrowed foreign terms. There is no way you will really study the Quran and continue being a Muslim. That is why Islam grows more by birth than adult conversion.

@CNBlockIntel When Saddam invaded, Iran was one. The regime was loved by all. But now, visit the country to see how horrible the regime is hated

@jpattueyi Or Segun should have enveloped a token amount of 20k and gives to his boss and tells him he has an urgent family engagement which he had to attend to.

Meet Segun. Salary: ₦200k/month. Lives in Ikorodu. Works in Lekki. One of the bosses at his office is getting married in Benin. Segun thinks: “If I don’t go, it will look somehow.” So he prepares. Aso-ebi: ₦70k Shoes: ₦30k Transport: ₦60k Hotel: ₦30k Total: ₦190k For someone earning ₦200k. He comes back from the wedding with: • souvenirs • pictures, • zero money Now he has to borrow from Opay just to survive the month. Next month he can’t repay. Then the loan app starts calling: his boss his siblings his contacts All because Segun didn’t know how to say “No.” Some financial problems are not caused by low income. They are caused by expensive social pressure. Live below your income. Save. Invest. Build skills. Not every invitation deserves your money.

@UNOFFICIALFACT After kpaiing the woman, he now turned a good leaf. He can be a good leaf in prison, he has committed a crime so he has to suffer the consequences

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY WITH PIDOM. I5 years ago, a certain driver named Chiwendu Heart (19) killed his Boss Barrister Afishetu Abdullahi, then hid her body in a deep freezer in Abuja. We tracked this case back to the suspect in Kuje prison to know the truth. Read story 👇

@RealWester19512 Sending 40 jets, are the jets going to fly on auto pilot? Abi na ghost go fly them? Even if there are pilots, have they been trained on it? Or have the master the jets to be able to go into combat with it

BREAKING:🇮🇷🇨🇳❌🇺🇸🔥 China agreed to transfer first 40 J-10c operational fighter jets to Iran due to US moves on the Ground in Western Iran. 🚨US sent F-35 to Taiwan and Now China sends J-10c to Iran against US invasion of Tehran.

@lorddrey You mean Hiroshima and Nagasaki were bombed after Japan surrendered??

Someone said "They are lying in broad daylight that Iran started the war when there are 8 billion witnesses who saw the US and Israel assault Iran. How then do we believe that Germany started the Second World War?" My Answer: No, Germany didn't technically start the Second World War, Hitler was forced to. It is the exact same scenario with Putin going to Ukraine, the endless provocation of NATO and the US. The Polish government killed the Germans living in Poland. Hitler liberated them and returned. Then they started the counter-propaganda. Similar to the one you hear from Rubio & Graham. Hitler asked for a peace treaty twice and sent his vice president to the UK but they declined. After Berlin surrendered they bombed the defeated cities which resulted in 8 million Germans dead. Then they raped the young girls. The same thing the US did in Japan dropping the atomic bomb after the war was technically over. Japan’s navy was already destroyed. Its cities were already being firebombed, the March 1945 Tokyo firebombing killed over 100,000 people. A naval blockade had crippled food and fuel supplies. Japanese officials were seeking ways to surrender through intermediaries, such as the Soviet Union. Boom, the US dropped the atomic bomb! The most cruel people on earth.

@InibeheEffiong Coming from a lawyer that got himself jailed with his client

Maybe it should be taught in schools as an example of how to destroy a country. It is always about politics, not governance. Sick people.

@xagreat When cement was 3k how many of you build house then

Bag of cement is now 11,000 Tinubu met it at 3700 If you like vote APC, Cemnet fit reach 20k per bag then.

@DanielRegha Daniel, before you open your mouth to talk on tax matters always try to read it up. Each time you post a post on tax, you always display your ignorance with confidence. WHT on winnings is not a new tax, even if it is just enforced. WHT on investment also is not new.

Lagos State imposing a 5% tax on bet winnings is the most ridiculous thing ever; A lot of people gamble with the hope of winning, to make extra money. People barely win anything tangible, and the govt is now planning to take a 5% cut? Rather than trying to proffer solutions to help reduce the addiction, the goal is to milk the already indebted or struggling masses. Pathet'c. Gambling isn't the way, but this right here is exploitation, and taxes that no-one sees the results. Another mistake from the Sanwo-Olu's govt, what a leadership.

@Admiral_Cyborg 😊😊the person behind this handle is less than 30 years old. If you say Nitel phone booth worked in remote villages 😁😁 abeg how many dey die your state capital? Wey dem go get one to your papa village wey dey remote area

Nigeria had this during military rule and they worked in all remote villages.

@DrKalu_ So some people dey believe this bullshit*t of a story. You all can't detect a fabricated lie abi? Abi na like this GenZ dumb as they say? I sorry for una o

A police officer parked me yesterday in Anwai road Asaba and asked me to open my trunk for a search. I brought out ₦5k and asked him to choose between taking the money and searching my trunk, lo and behold he chose the money over searching my car telling me he needed the money over anything else cos his pregnant wife was lying critically ill in the hospital. I had much compassion on him, I gave him 20k and still asked him to search my car and he was so happy. Peter Obi is coming.

@cooljay_b @mind_talkss @jon_d_doe No dey mind dem. Policitans here travel to private hospitals over there, Nigerians over there come home to use our private hospitals here. With that amount you will get premium service in govt hospital with best consultants to attend to you

@rbolade @mind_talkss @jon_d_doe Bro I swear I can’t be making £3k here and think about japa. Am I stupid or what🤣🤣🤣🤣

Someone earning 3k pounds per month in Nigeria, is richer than someone earning 3k pounds per month in the UK, by almost all standards. End.

@cooljay_b @mind_talkss @jon_d_doe Even with that money you will have access to the best service in a govt hospital

@mind_talkss @jon_d_doe You guys over rate yourselves & this una uk 🇬🇧. Give me £3K in Nigeria 🇳🇬 I would leave a better life than you guys over there. You think I will be earning 6M naira monthly & I won’t have access to the best hospitals 🏥 & electricity would be my problem. Una don high

@elrufai @isaiah_kumuyi

As part of my duty as a citizen, I wrote to the NSA to seek clarification on reports about the importation by his office of thallium sulphate, a very dangerous toxin. It’s a matter of concern if anyone brings in any poison, more so an odourless, colourless one.