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@damintoell @SweatieAngle 😮

@SweatieAngle When u nut but she’s a demon

Looking freshly Loomered

SF Bro who bet on himself with his own cash right before fast roping onto a foreign president’s roof and stealing him like a snickers bar from a gas station is going to do more time than all of the Somali fraudsters who stole $18bn from Minnesota combined. Bookmark this.

@bonchieredstate @rickdicksonreal The problem is he didn't go on Fox to brag about it

Yeah, that spec ops soldier shouldn’t have insider bet. But man is tough to see a veteran get the book thrown at him while DC politicians, appointees, and staffers do this stuff with impunity. Just doesn’t seem fair.

Thank you America for saving us 50 years ago today.

Hassan Piker urges his audience to assassinate senators, stating: “If you cared about Medicare fraud, you would kill Rick Scott.” In what world is it acceptable for Democrats to campaign with him?

@XavierBecerra So its your fault CA has no refineries and our gas has been double what other states pay for years?

An animal rescue group is trying to bring attention to what they say is a crisis of dogs and cats being abused and neglected on Skid Row. audacy.com/knxnews/news/l…

New essay on @BenSasse and the question I can't stop asking myself. How can a dying man without the ability to grow skin on his face radiate a joy, levity, and peace that the rest of us are starving for?

@coldxman @thomaschattwill Some kid is going to shoplift for liberation, get caught, fight a cop, and end up in prison (or worse) because of these trustfund leeches.

Has there even been a more perfect marriage of smug elitism, contempt for commonsense morality, and masturbatory self-importance?

@wbridgefa It's pretty good!!!!

Just saw Project Hail Mary with my 14 year old “I wish I could forget that movie so I could see it again for the first time.”

NYT frames this as if USAID employees had a quasi-property right to high-paying, taxpayer-funded jobs. In reality, this tells a darker story—we spent half-a-century debt-financing a managerial class of Leftists whose only qualifications were ideological.

@damintoell @jeffcharlesjr Maybe also make it assholeless.

@jeffcharlesjr I will be more strongly in favor of it if they use gene editing or something to make it odorless.

It's debunking time! Today, it's Sen. Tom Cotton's absurd argument in favor of government banning marijuana. the only thing he said that is true is that weed is stronger today than it was decades ago. The rest is bullshit. Lie #1: Let's start with the psychosis claim, which is a favorite among prohibitionists. Evidence does show an increase in the likelihood of psychosis in HEAVY marijuana users. We're talking people who use high-potency products every day. About one in 200 cannabis users experience psychotic symptoms over their lifetimes. This amounts to 0.5 percent of users. Hardly as common as Cotton suggests. Even further, the risk is highest among those who already have mental health problems. Lie #2: Cannabis use causes "anti-social" behavior. There is no evidence proving this. In fact, the vast majority of those who use cannabis don't commit violent or property crimes. Alcohol is far more associated with violent crime than cannabis. Lie #3: Fatal car accidents. In some states that legalized marijuana, there was a slight increase in accidents. In others, this was not the case. There are mixed results on this...definitely not enough proof ot assume that legalizing cannabis automatically leads to sharp increases in traffic fatalities. Lie #4: Arkansans don't want easier access to marijuana. A 2022 poll showed 53.5% of Arkansas adults favor legalizing marijuana for those 21 or older. 32 percent want it legal for medical use. Only 10.5% want it illegal for all uses. Also, it's worth noting that Tom Cotton has accepted tens of thousands of dollars from the pharmaceutical, alcohol, and tobacco industries over his career, according to OpenSecrets x.com/SenTomCotton/s…

Orange County District Attorney Todd Spitzer is warning parents they could be charged with crimes if they allow their children to illegally ride e-Motorcycles and e-Bikes. Since January, the Orange County District Attorney’s Office has filed child endangerment charges against three parents for allowing their children to illegally ride E-motorcycles, including against a Yorba Linda father whose 12-year-old son was critically injured after he ran a red light and was hit by a car while riding an E-motorcycle which had been modified to go up to 60 miles per hour, after the boy and his father had been warned about the dangers of children riding E-motorcycles illegally. He faces a maximum sentence of six years in state prison if convicted on all counts. Tommi Jo Mejer, 50, of Aliso Viejo, has been charged in connection with a crash involving her 14-year-old son who was illegally riding an E-motorcycle when he hit and critically injured an 81-year-old Vietnam veteran in Lake Forest last week. Mejer has been charged with one felony count of child endangerment, one felony count of accessory after the fact to a crime, one misdemeanor count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, one misdemeanor count of loaning a motor vehicle to an unlicensed driver, and one misdemeanor count of providing false information to a peace officer. She faces a maximum sentence of six years and eight months in state prison if convicted on all counts. District Attorney Spitzer joined @KTLA's @ChipYost to talk about holding parents accountable when they allow their child to illegally ride e-bikes and E-motorcycles.

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@mudrmdb Oh, also, feel better!!!

@mudrmdb This is what you get for your sedentary lifestyle of doing nothing but tweeting.

A little carpal tunnel surgery. They scope it now so the surgery only takes about 10 minutes.

@DrunkRepub @AnthonyAbides It me

Every white dude who has dated a Latina has been right here

@clairlemon @RobGeorge September 1, specifically.

Odd date to pick but OK x.com/GlobeEyeNews/s…

@wulfaufzug Did you see you need something like 7 or 12 different streaming services to watch NFL this year? Absurd BS

@wbridgefa As a marketing MBA I'm here to tell you: Marketing MBAs have fucked up a lot of our culture and society squeezing the Last marginal dime out of everything. I knew this when I was in night biz school and had to pay $14 (in 2006) for a sandwich in the school cafeteria.

Why is MLB struggling with kids?