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@realjohnfrancis

to my mother, my dog, and clowns

Chicago, IL Katılım Mart 2013
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Ben Crew
Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·
"Lemon, I'm sure you're aware of the Great-American-State-Fair's unfortunate cancellations. Nevertheless we still have Vanilla Ice, Milli, and the state of Florida" *Tracy walks in with blue skin* "LIZ LEMON, I FELL ASLEEP IN THE LINCOLN REFLECTING POOL AND THEY PAINTED OVER ME"
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episode one
episode one@E1podcast·
The greatest trope is when a character has a cousin who is just a country/cowboy version of them
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Rafael Хачатурян
Rafael Хачатурян@rafkhach·
This is a civilizational struggle between Wembanyama Enlightenment and the petrofascism of the American heartland
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Blake ™
Blake ™@NeilNevins·
Commencement speaker: I love AI and I hate all of you. They gave me a big check to be here. I love firing people at my big company. I bet none of you would get jobs at my business now that we have AI (booing) Commencement speaker: oh? What? What?
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FactPost
FactPost@factpostnews·
JD Vance tells his crowd to "vote against the crazy leadership in Washington, DC"
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JF@realjohnfrancis·
My ancestors are rolling in their graves. They are experiencing a euphoric, empathetic high while under the influence of MDMA. All because I'm such a disappointment. Your religion is weird yet hopeful.
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SIMONE 🩷
SIMONE 🩷@parasocialyte·
a boyfriend who watches porn is the least of your worries, it's the podcasts you have to be really strict about
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meredith 🍉
meredith 🍉@dietz_meredith·
what about covid nineteen-and-a-half. it’s a movie about timon and pumba’s experience during the pandemic
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Mike Beauvais
Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais·
Whenever they hold Ted Turner's funeral, it's gotta start five minutes past the top of the hour.
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Harry
Harry@lexaprotools·
data center? i'm 5'8...i need to date a point guard! 😂
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paige
paige@BonerWizard·
Radios stations are still saying “music from the 80s, 90s, and today”
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John Attridge
John Attridge@John_Attridge·
Ever since I was a small boy I knew I wanted to apologise for my delayed reply
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Papii🥤
Papii🥤@ammalusty·
[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.
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