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@catturd2 Elon needs to gift this fucker a car before he kills someone.

If you’re worth $1.5 billion dollars, and had 4 wrecks and a DUI or two, maybe you should spend some of that fortune on a driver. I don’t get it.

@BobbyWilson1004 Dude's crashed more Buicks than elderly white women.

Bro is still chasing the demons… This isn’t about money, at all. It’s about a man struggling. Many will judge & ridicule. I’m gonna pray for Tiger.

@quantumgrizzly @ForeverScept Gotta be honest, I was expecting a 200lb iPhone battery also.

@ForeverScept I was expecting one big, flat chunk of lithium and cobalt wrapped in some shiny chrome or something. Like a giant iPhone looking thing. This is just a couple of thousand vape pens stuck together. WTF?!?

I'm not sure what i was expecting from inside a Tesla presumably all electric cars. Didnt think its just essentially AA batteries strapped together. Learn something new everyday.

@HustleBitch_ I'd rather be John Daly than Tiger Woods.

🚨 TIGER WOODS DUI MUGSHOTS — SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT Both times: • Arrested for DUI • Blew 0.00 Same story. Nine years apart. Look at his eyes. What do you see?

@luxemiaa Why do I have to pay more property taxes than my neighbor when we both have the same size parcel of land but my house is bigger by 500 sq. feet?

A woman on Instagram said: My husband and I go out to dinner and order lobster dishes at $50 each and the table next to us order burgers at $15 each. Why do we have to leave a bigger tip than the other table when we had the same waitress and got the same service?

@UziCryptoo I’d rather live in a Coleman tent.

My wife & I own a $800k house My parents own a $1 million house Sister owns a $1.2 million house Brother owns a $500k condo We could sell them all Pool our money together Buy one massive house Share the expenses And help each other Why aren’t more families doing this? 🤔

@mopar_momma @pepsi I see what you did there…

@pepsi Coca Cola & popcorn.

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@pepsi PBR + Pizza. Your argument is invalid.

@isaac_saas Would you feel the same if it were a dog barking on the plane?

A crying baby on a plane is an even better litmus test than the shopping cart. If it genuinely makes you angry, you have no empathy. No compassion. No soul. No ability to put yourself in someone else's shoes. You are the epitome of what's wrong with the modern world.

@bowtiedmeathead I know women in the trades who can hang with most men.

My wife and I were talking the other day about potential career options for my 15 yrs old daughter who really struggles in school and is likely not college bound/material. For guys it’s easy… Don’t want to go to college, pick a trade or figure something else out such as a police officer, firefighter etc. It’s not as easy for girls. I think she would do well in sales since she is attractive, has the personality and is extremely social (spends hours everyday talking on the phone to all her friends). For parents with daughters who aren’t on the college path…what are some real, high-income career options you’ve seen work?

@crimsonavenger Same…not giving up until I’m dead. Those are things that make me happy and if that’s wrong I don’t wanna be right.

Whats the age when you just give up? I’m 58 this year and don’t feel like giving up yet. I still wear the vans and listen to punk and metal and enjoy a drink. Don’t think I’m embarrassing myself to be honest.

@JoeyMeier Ratted out Hey Dudes

Doesnt EVERYONE have a pair of "im going to cut the grass" pair of sneakers? I do

@SebS343 @Lifeinvestmoney No you couldn’t, that’s what’s wrong with today’s generation. This shit has been fed to you via social media but it’s just not true.

@Lifeinvestmoney Back then you could buy a house like this, support a stay at home wife and 4 kids, on a single milkman's salary

My parents bought this house in 1999 for $62,000 They just sold it for $8.2million Housing is cooked

@Lifeinvestmoney No the didn’t. I know what a $62,000 house in 1999 looked like and that ain’t it. You’re a POS rage baiting liar.

@BasedSamParker @gritsnich I don’t care how Christian you are, at the core you’re human, who lusts for pure, unadulterated debauchery at least once and it could have been his at any point if had asked for it. Something doesn’t add up unless Erika is the unicorn lady in the living room/whore in the bedroom.

@gritsnich Surely he met many good Christian women before Erika, no?

One thing (of many) that has bothered me about the Charlie Kirk narrative was his lack of "success" with women. Stay with me here. Charlie Kirk was a 6'5" athlete, with a good intellect & normie-tier politics. Maybe not the best looking guy, but it's not like his cupboard was bare. Women like tall men of influence. He basically spent about 7 years at a single guy hanging around exclusively college kids, becoming the most popular college influencer in America & building real power. The guy was friends with many powerful, rich, connected people. He was the ideal man for legions of women. He should have had girls THROWING themselves at him. He should have had his pick of women. We should have heard stories about who Charlie Kirk was dating. Gossip. Rumors. Etc. He was a certified, bona-fide 20s-something American hero celebrity. But that's not how it all went down. Instead, we heard there were no girlfriends. That he was a virgin until Erika (good for him if true, btw). No sexual encounters, whatsoever—which, if the rumors about many others in TPUSA are to be believed—is extremely anomalous! He was allegedly surrounded by all kinds of people who were sexually active—gay and straight alike! TPUSA is filled with college coeds for its ambassadors. Smart girls, hot girls, motivated girls, calculating girls, politically connected girls, etc. Girls with multiple combinations of those traits. Yet Charlie spurned every single one? Couldn't land even one single girlfriend? Didn't have one fling? Never once got his groove on? Never once succumbed to the horde of women beating down his door? And then, when he did get married at 27, it was to a 32-year old woman. No offense, ladies, but I was once in my 20s. And men in their mid 20s see women in their 30s as ancient. Old as the hills. Washed up. Why marry a 32-year old when you can snag a 22-year old? That's like a 10-year warranty! This is how the vast majority of men in their 20s think. And Charlie had no shortage of access to women in their early 20s. It's weird. And on top of that, the woman he married hadn't been able to maintain a relationship herself into her 30s. That alone is a major red flag for men. Not to mention the many alleged lies she's told. IMO, she lies a lot. About everything. Surely Charlie would have picked up on that. It's really unattractive. People say Charlie had no game. But the "Bob's Burgers" story where he straight up told her he wanted to date her, not hire her, was a total Chad move. I'm sorry, but something about the Charlie Kirk story just isn't adding up for me. I honestly don't know what, but the math ain't mathing. Am I the only one?

@alt_w_v_g The doctor’s been running late for the 52yrs that I’ve been here. I said fuck em and quit going. Waste of time and money.

Went to the doctor the other week My wife made the appointment She said I "look tired" I said I am tired She said "not normal tired. Weird tired." I don't know what that means but I went anyway Nice office Fish tank in the lobby Third one this year Signed in at 1:48pm My appointment was at 2:00pm 12 minutes early Because I was raised to believe that matters The receptionist said "the doctor is running a little behind" I said "how far behind" She said "about 45 minutes" I said "so my 2:00 appointment is actually a 2:45 appointment" She said "we appreciate your patience" I said "I haven't shown any yet" My wife grabbed my arm There was a sign behind the desk "Missed appointments without 24-hour notice will incur a $75 fee" The doctor was 45 minutes late Nobody offered me $75 We sat down CNN was playing on mute with subtitles Running a segment about New York City redesigning its trash cans Cost the city $4 million I looked at my wife She said "don't start" Seven magazines on the table All from 2019 I read an article about supply chain disruptions that have since been resolved Very informative My wife was on her phone She looked up and said "WebMD says you might be dehydrated" I said "so we're paying $1,800 for a second opinion on WebMD" She went back to her phone At 2:54pm they called my name A nurse walked me to a room Took my blood pressure Took my temperature Typed for three minutes Then said "the doctor will be right in" I sat on the paper The paper ripped immediately I looked at the wall There was a diagram of a colon Not how I planned to spend my Tuesday 3:19pm The doctor walked in 1 hour and 19 minutes after my scheduled appointment He was looking at his phone Shook my hand without making eye contact Sat down and read my chart for about 30 seconds While I sat there watching him learn who I was He said "so what brings you in today" I said "my wife thinks I look weird tired" He said "what does that mean" I said "I was hoping you'd tell me" He said "when's the last time you had bloodwork done" I said "2019 maybe" He said "we should run a full panel" I said "fine" He asked if I was sleeping well I said "I have three kids and a golden retriever who thinks 3am is a reasonable time to need outside" He said "are you drinking enough water" I said "probably not" He said "that might be it" I said "you think the reason I look weird tired is because I don't drink enough water" He said "dehydration is more common than people think" I said "I've been here over an hour and sat on a piece of paper that ripped to be told to drink water" He said "we'll know more when the bloodwork comes back" I said "when will that be" He said "3 to 5 business days" I said "business days" He said "yes" I said "my blood has business days" He didn't respond Then he said "any other concerns" I said "several. But none you can bill for." He shook my hand again Still no eye contact Total face time with the doctor: 6 minutes Total time in the building: 1 hour and 37 minutes I was examined for approximately 6% of the time I was present I've fired people for better numbers than that My wife was in the waiting room She asked how it went I said "I need to drink water" She said "I told you that last week" I said "yes but now it's a medical opinion so it costs $1,800" She didn't laugh In the car she said "at least now you know you're fine" I said "I was fine when I walked in. I just didn't have the receipt to prove it." She didn't disagree The bloodwork came back four business days later Everything was normal The doctor's office sent a message through their portal It said "results look great. Continue to stay hydrated and follow up in 12 months." Follow up in 12 months To be told to drink water again $1,800 1 hour and 37 minutes 6 minutes of face time One ripped piece of paper And the same advice my wife gave me for free Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@JamieBonkiewicz If you’re not an idiot, you can have 0% interest credit cards forever.

Whatever happened to that 10% credit card interest rate we were promised?

@BTCBreadMan How long are you gonna bang this drum? If you wanna be a cuck and let your wife take what you earn, have at it. No one gives a shit!

When I got married 15 years ago the thought of not completely merging our finances did not even occur to me. It just seemed like an obvious no-brainer that married couples 100% share their financial situation.

@mazemoore Fuckin kook.

Gavin Newsom's wife: There's a lot to learn from same sex couples. Gender is on a spectrum. Evangelicals and conservatives are holding the country back but it won't work because people are woke. She's as crazy as any lunatic white liberal woman out there.

@KeruboSk I do it a lot for work. It’s actually more convenient since I can always stick to my schedule and move along at a faster pace than if someone is dragging me down.

Honest question: Could you travel alone for a week with no friends, no partner, just you? Or would that feel uncomfortable?