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Follow me if you want truly bad political and religious takes. You have been warned.. I'm an idiot

@doofgeek4011 I was born from a male and female, so clearly i am half man and half woman

Given the convergent, independently verified evidence from multiple scientific disciplines, young-earth creationism isn’t a tenable position. Hominins aren't ‘half-monkey/half-human’ hybrids, but distinct species within an evolutionary lineage spanning millions of years.

@Strangeland_Elf Nah bro

Maybe men need to be giving forehead kisses to their friends more often.

@LNhistorian Love that art too. Footsteps reveal alot about the characters

Wow, Sentenced to Be a Hero must have been very well received if they’re already starting production on Season 2 just two days after Season 1 ended. Proving all the doubters wrong once again…

@aelfred_D Slapping the shit out of the person who hides a friggin hotdog in my pizza crust

Hiding in the ceiling of a Canadian Pizza Hut and growling “He’s got that dog in him” until the Mounties arrest me

Vacuuming the house. Getting my cuum on

@oliverburdick Yikes bro

Atheism is stupid.

@TheMiddleborne We dont ask about that

… what’s the third hand

@sungjinwu_ Esil Radish obviously

Current state of the Solo Leveling fandom: Aura check: Who’s actually the Best Girl? 👇

@Strangeland_Elf Ive seen some people shredding with it

You’re cooking with this?

@abbythelibb_ @michaeljknowles @TrevorSheatz @benshapiro Who would have guessed that calling someone uninformed about common knowledge topics is akin to calling them a dumbass 😂

@michaeljknowles @TrevorSheatz @benshapiro YOU called his wife a whore. Publicly. He did not. No, he did not use words that mean the same thing. You are in the wrong here, and it's been gross to watch you use your platform to do this to a good couple.

Multiple times, @michaeljknowles said I called my wife a whore in my post (as did @benshapiro), even though I wrote "My wife was formerly promiscuous." To my surprise, upon checking the original video, the top comments are now overwhelmingly condemning their response to our story of God's redemption (screenshot below). Michael is now doubling-down on it on X by saying that me writing that she was formerly promiscuous is the same as calling her a whore (pic attached). Here's the three primary issues with them saying I called my wife a whore, and why Michael's argument is wrong. 1. It isn't true. I never used the word "whore," so he shouldn't be telling people I called my wife this. 2. We instinctively know that "she was formerly promiscuous" carries with it much more grace than "she's a whore," because "promiscuous" is an adjective describing her past, whereas "whore" is a degrading noun, a slur used to speak harshly of women. They're similar words, but different in meaning and intent. They are not the same. 3. Crucially, they spoke in the present tense: "He called her a whore" (implying this is a present-tense sin issue, something she still is). I spoke in the past tense: "My wife was formerly promiscuous." This tense difference matters immensely, especially when people greatly struggle to separate one's life before Christ from their life after Christ. The world can't fathom that such change can happen. But the Bible is clear: "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (1 Cor. 5:17). Or consider Galatians 2:20: "I have been crucified with Christ, and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me." That old Ashley is dead. It's because of these truths that my wife and I choose to boldly, confidently, and without giving loads of explicit details, share the sins that stained us before Christ with others (for I am indeed a great sinner and struggle in many ways, too). Our story isn't shared frequently, but at times and when fitting, so that other believers can be encouraged, other sinners can be given hope of redemption and forgiveness, and the lost can hear the good news of the gospel: that though all are headed for Hell for their sins (1 Cor. 6:9-10), anyone who repents and places their trust in the resurrected Christ will be saved (John 3:16, 18). Regardless of how much you've sinned, you can't out-sin the mercy of God. You can be washed clean, your shame and guilt removed, and you can have a brand-new identity in Jesus Christ (Titus 3:5-6). And we’re living proof of this! I have no ill will against Michael, Ben, @andrewklavan, or anyone else for their remarks and mocking, nor do I demand an apology. I forgive them. My greatest desire for them and anyone who's following this story, as well as God's, is for them to "be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth" (1 Tim. 2:4).

@messedupfoods Wayne static vibes

@goodbreffis Oil is supposed to be honey colored, not honey viscosity 😂

Great. Now want a hot fudge sundae.

@WarcraftMeme Wtf im crying now

I'm sad now #warcraft

@BridgetPhetasy If you get murdered by someone with no arms and legs, then you probably had it coming tbh

Am I having a stroke

@sourpatchlyds @misfitpatriot_ *cuts leg off* ok now what

@misfitpatriot_ Impressive, but I'm scheduled to lose 20 lbs in one day closer to the end of this month without changing a single thing I eat, and I'd like to see a guy imitate THAT

Officially down 20lbs since Jan 1st. No booze, no bread, that’s it. Shit works 👍🏼

Chuck Norris VS 1,000,000 Grim Reaper !

@oelma__ Usually i just phase through them

@s8n …bruh

@KingOfSalt4 @WeatherlyDarryl “Goo-to-you” is kind of a banger ngl

@WeatherlyDarryl Look into the science of it. It's probably true, and if so, God created those natural mechanisms.

goo-to-you is foolishness

@SpeedWatkins I heard he killed 2 stones with one bird