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@riftbound

legion, 29, he/they/it. Horror-loving spider-keeping freak. play Lobotomy Corp (Not affiliated with the card game called riftbound, I've had this @ since 2018)

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vasectomy corporation@riftbound·
why don't you get totally soaked to the bone taking care of horses in the pouring rain and maybe then you'll feel better
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랄나@gimsala70458872·
후회 뫼르소
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tooflyszn@_tooflyszn·
do you ever think about the first time you met someone & compare it to where you guys are now & it’s like, wow… who knew this would happen
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kygi felicht
kygi felicht@kygi1232·
[Not My MOD!!!] Lobotomy Corporation Multiplayer Mod is now available!! I want it to be widespread, so I'm promoting it! nexusmods.com/lobotomycorpor…
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aster 🌼@themermacorn·
Basically the article is stating that the recent (climate change induced) flooding could have been what contaminated the food. Welcome folks, the future of compounded crises & global supply chain breakdowns that scientists have been warning about for decades has come to pass.
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Tulika Bose
Tulika Bose@TulikaBose_·
Tips from a science journalist who loves produce: 1. Blanching reduces risk (this is a cooking technique where you boil a vegetable in salted water + then immediately transfer to an ice bath to retain color + crunch.) 2. Eating fruit with thick peels reduces risk (grapefruits, bananas, oranges.) 3. Cooking vegetables then using in a salad: beets, carrots, broccoli, asparagus, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts 4. Vinegar / salting / freezing doesn’t get rid of these pathogens btw! Hope this helps
NewsWire@NewsWire_US

Diarrhea Outbreak Surges Past 3,000 Cases in Michigan and Ohio

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ava@azy61b·
currently obsessed with this french guy on my instagram fyp that has to accelerate his verse on every single line
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NBC 7 San Diego
NBC 7 San Diego@nbcsandiego·
A San Diego infectious disease doctor says it’s probably best to stay away from fresh produce for the next week or so, even if you wash it. A fecal parasite illness, known as cyclosporiasis, has now reached California. NBC 7’s Shandel Menezes has details. on.nbc7.com/fJ8api2
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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The Last Farm
The Last Farm@TheLastFarm·
The cure for cancer isn’t in the AI data center, it was in the forest cut down to build the AI center
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mysillycomics | Silly Sturgeon Plush
how to have a sturgeon summer: 1. become quite large 2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river 3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans 4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash for fun
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Tom Hatfield
Tom Hatfield@WordMercenary·
I really can't fully express the despair that comes with spending years recycling, using public transport, installing energy saving bulbs etc only for some tech cunt to release an app which uses the energy budget of a small country to generate AI cuck porn.
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Erin Braid
Erin Braid@erinbraid·
I'm always talking to my toddler like "Cheese is the archetypal food for a mouse" or whatever. But that's just because I don't know enough about mice to confidently tell him, like, "Mice love cheese!" I'm speaking as simply as I can here
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croffle@wolfmeathotpot·
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Forrest Bennett
Forrest Bennett@ForrestBennett·
This parasite affects fresh produce. The screwworm affects livestock. Both vital to our food supply. Alpha-gal is a tick-borne disease that makes us allergic to meat and dairy. The Trump admin cut programs that protected us against all of these things, and they’re all worse now.
philip lewis@Phil_Lewis_

CDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country huffpost.com/entry/cdc-stop…

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john@john_wilddog·
mitch mconnell coming back to congress looking extremely youthful and healthy with a suspiciously lindsey graham shaped belly
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Grace@gracecamille_·
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