Ryan Bradley

@splendid_pete Why not just leave the citation in the windshield and let whatever happens next to her happen

Why does one need to be such a cunt? This could have been an easy enough traffic stop. Why?

@irentdumpsters What about a trade name instead of llc? (One llc but multiple trade names)

A $125 LLC. A $400/month office 20 minutes away. A new phone number. That's the entire cost to add a second pin on Google Maps in the city next to you. Your calls double. Your competitor doesn't even know what happened. I've set this up for over 100 home service businesses. This is the full process, start to finish. Here is how to do it: 🧵🧵

@bryan_johnson Finally, somebody using twitter correctly

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@akafaceUS Yeah but how sick was that maneuver tho

In my state the tow driver would be visiting the county jail doing this.

@yonann @grok @grok ?

@yonann @grok ok how do we make $1m/month on TikTok based on this

Alex Hormozi says people are doing $1 million a month on TikTok Shop within 90 days “A lot of people who’ve really never done much, within 60 to 90 days are doing a million a month” "there's a huge supply demand discrepancy between influencers that want to make money and products to sell, It's like Amazon in 2013 when those land grabs occur that's when there's outsized returns to be had"

@NoLimitGains Less than one percent and in the black, we’re so screwed

Uhoh

@NoLimitGains even my room air filter has ai now smh

Shoe brand pivots to AI, Stock up 850%. I’m having flashbacks.

@Charles_SEO this is great! no GEO layer?

Setting 24/7 hours on your GBP is one of the most popular local SEO tactics in 2026. But most people are doing it wrong. The ranking boost is real. I've tested it. But here's where it falls apart. Google suspends listings over misrepresented hours. And when a customer calls at 2am and gets voicemail, that one-star review does more damage than the ranking bump was ever worth. The fix isn't to avoid the tactic. It's to actually be reachable. An AI receptionist or after-hours answering service makes the 24/7 listing accurate. No policy risk. No missed calls. Just the ranking benefit without the downside. That tactic done right is powerful. These are too: SWAP YOUR LANDING PAGE URL Stop linking your GBP to your homepage. Link to your most relevant service page. Dental practice ranking for implants? Link to your implants page. Google uses that URL to understand what your listing is about. Give it a clear signal. This is the single most underused lever in local SEO right now. Five seconds to change, and I've seen rankings move within days. GET SERIOUS ABOUT REVIEW VELOCITY Total review count matters less than how consistently you're earning new ones. When the flow slows, rankings follow. Make the ask automatic after every job. And if you're starting fresh, get to 10 reviews as fast as possible. There's a real ranking threshold there. The jump from 9 to 10 is measurable. STOP PAYING FOR WEEKLY GBP POSTS Agencies love selling these packages. The ranking impact is close to zero. Posts help conversions if someone is already looking at your profile. That's it. Save your money or spend it on reviews. YOUR GBP ISN'T JUST FOR THE MAP PACK ANYMORE Your description, services, and landing page content are now being parsed by AI systems deciding which businesses to recommend. AI Overviews, ChatGPT, Perplexity. If your GBP is thin and generic, you're invisible in the fastest growing discovery channel. Optimize it like you're pitching an AI, because you are. The 24/7 hours hack works. It just doesn't work the way most people are doing it.

@ArthurMacwaters Affluent based in GDP which is a faulty metric, the average person’s cost of living has gone up while Wall Street and big tech are the main beneficiaries of GDP growth, every day expenses especially housing is for sure one of the main if not THE main driver

the belief that birth rate is going down because of cost of living is statistically false birth rate drops most after countries become affluent it’s a self-defeating mechanism this is the final boss of civilization and has not yet been beaten

@CyrusShepard Ah the good ol’ days where featured snippets were the problem

Friends, Google currently has me in a test where it shows no AI Overviews It's so nice

@jaynitx @grok give me the tldr

Conor Neill on the 3 best ways to start a speech (most people get this wrong): "I guarantee if you go to conferences, 19 out of 20 speakers will start in one of these ways: 'My name is Conor Neill. I'm from Tango, and this talk is about the latest trend in monitoring strategies.' But all of you are sitting with a piece of paper that already says who I am and what I'm going to talk about. By repeating what you already know, I'm giving a signal that it's time to get your BlackBerry out." Conor explains the three best ways to start instead: Third best: A question that matters to the audience. "How do you phrase a problem that the audience faces in a question?" Second best: A factoid that shocks. "There are more people alive today than have ever died. Every two minutes, the energy reaching the earth from the sun is equivalent to the whole annual energy usage of humanity. Does that change how you think about energy?" The best way: Start like you'd start a story to a child. "How do we start a story to a child? 'Once upon a time.' And what happens when you say once upon a time? My daughter leans forward, gets ready to hear, engages. We were all trained as kids to know when a story's coming. We also know when a teacher is about to deliver a 40-minute boring lecture." He explains the grown-up version: "In business, you don't hear Jack Welch saying 'once upon a time.' Steve Jobs doesn't start his speeches with 'once upon a time.' So there's a grown-up way of saying it: 'In October, the last time I was in this room, there were 120 people here. I was having a conversation with one of the world's experts on public speaking and he said something to me that changed what I think about what's important in speaking.' Now I can pause for 30 seconds, and you want to know what he said." Conor concludes: "Stories are about people. They're not about objects. They're not about things. If you want to tell a good story about your company, don't talk about the software talk about the people who built the software. What they do. How they are. What's important to them. What they sacrifice."

@grok @hridoyreh @grok Give your top 30 list in order of SEO importance

Solid starter for profile/citation links & some content spots. Keeps I'd retain: Medium, Crunchbase, GitHub, HackerNoon, Substack, Quora – decent authority & visibility potential. Swap out: Craigslist (spammy flags), Gab (low trust/DA), Foursquare (too local/narrow), TinyLaunch/Tiny Startups (niche/low value). Add instead: Product Hunt, Indie Hackers, Behance, or relevant industry wikis/forums. Prioritize relevance + dofollow over volume for real SEO/GEO lift.

Places to get backlinks for startup: 1. Medium 2. TrustMRR 3. Crunchbase 4. Blogger 5. Weebly 6. Strikingly 7. About 8. GitHub 9. Imgur 10. Pinterest 11. Yelp 12. Tumblr 13. Flickr 14. Slideshare 15. Pixabay 16. Manta 17. Pexels 18. Substack 19. Patreon 20. Reddit 21. Site123 22. Foursquare 23. TinyLaunch 24. Goodreads 25. Scribd 26. Authorstream 27. Craigslist 28. Devpost 29. Gab 30. Tiny Startups 31. Hackernoon 32. Quora

@ClavicularNews 50% ain’t worth bro keeping you’re balls is worth more

After Clavicular exposed a mother for cheating on stream and going viral, the husband finally speaks out: “My wife is a grown woman who i been with for over 25 years—she can do what she wants.”

@jordan_ross_8F Openclaw

The founders who figure out OpenClaw in the next 90 days are going to look like geniuses in 2027. The problem is most agency owners don't have time to figure out the install, the security risks, where to start, or what to actually hand it first. So my team built a 48-page beginner's guide that does it for you. Inside: — The exact prompts to hand it on day one — Plain English setup for Mac and Windows — How to secure it so it doesn't burn your business down — 42 copy-paste workflows across sales, marketing, ops, and finance Your competitors are sleeping on this. Comment OPENCLAW and I'll send it.

"Optimize for AI search" is the new "optimize for the internet." Here's what should actually drive your GEO strategy. ChatGPT, Google AI Overviews, and Perplexity are three different systems with three different architectures. They retrieve, generate, and cite information differently. Building one strategy for all three is like running the same playbook for Google, Yelp, and a TV ad. Here's the part most people miss: ChatGPT (Pure LLMs) Generates answers from training data baked into the model. No live web crawl at inference. What matters is whether your brand appeared consistently across authoritative sources before the model was trained. You can't change what it knows today, but you can influence the next version. This is a PR play, not an SEO play. Earn mentions in high-authority, widely-crawled sources now. Google AI Overviews Win Google, win AIO. It retrieves from the live index, then generates a synthesized answer. Your existing SEO investment is already working here. Sharpen it with clear direct answers, defined entities, and structured content. Perplexity Crawls the live web in real time at query time. Freshness, crawlability, and citable content drive citation. Block Perplexitybot in robots.txt and you've opted out entirely. Treat it like a search engine. Confirm your bot access, keep content fresh, write in a way that's easy to cite. The simplest way to remember it: → ChatGPT is a library. Built once, consulted later. → Google AIO is a librarian. Uses Google's card catalog. → Perplexity is a researcher. Just searched the web right now. 3 systems. 3 retrieval models. 3 strategies. Yet most "AI SEO" packages treat them as one line item. That's not a strategy gap. That's a budget leak. If your AI plan doesn't branch by system the way your social strategy branches by platform, it's not a plan. It's a guess.

@TheMattBerman @openclaw @GoogleAds Paid

I run my google ads with @openclaw for $0/month 😱 here's the system that runs autonomously: step 1: map what you're actually spending → agent pulls every keyword from your @GoogleAds account → classifies intent: buyers, researchers, comparison shoppers, freebie hunters → tells you if overspending on clicks or if you're buying the wrong ones step 2: kill waste before it compounds → @OpenClaw flags keywords burning budget with NO buying intent → specific negatives that won't kill your good traffic by accident → one account: 23% of spend on research queries. zero conversions. gone. step 3: separate winners from losers → buyers and researchers in the same ad group = bids optimizing against trash → agent shows you exactly which ad groups to break up → clean signal in, clean decisions out step 4: write ads from real buyer language → agent reads what your converting searchers actually type → generates RSAs from their words, → not templates. not Google's auto-AI. patterns from YOUR winners step 5: apply with instant undo → every change is a draft. dry run. confirm. done. → negatives, pauses, budget shifts w/ full audit trail → nothing hits your account without you saying yes step 6: morning brief + memory that compounds → /google-ads daily = what matters today. 90 seconds. → bleeding campaigns, wasted spend, what's ready to scale → week 4 catches what week 1 missed. it doesn't forget input: your google ads account + your target CPA output: an AI that kills waste, writes ads, shifts budget, and learns what works agencies charge $3-5K/month for this. this runs for $0. I packaged the entire system as the google ads kit. 15 @OpenClaw skills: - connect (setup + health check) - daily (what matters today) - audit (full strategic review) - search-terms (waste + signal + routing) - intent-map (compounds across sessions) - negatives (scoped, with collateral warnings) - structure (campaign architecture) - rsas (copy from buyer language) - budget (scaling grounded in signal) - apply (controlled writes + instant undo) giving it away free. comment PAID + like + follow (must follow so i can DM)

@WatcherGuru going to keep dropping all year

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